“Ever done RDLs?” “Rapid Dick Licks?” He nearly choked on the water he was taking a swig of as I skipped ahead of him over to the bench. “Nah, I’m more of a take it slow kind of gal. You know, really swirl the tongue, use both hands, pretend like I have nowhere else in the world to be.” Jaxson let out a groan of an exhale, pinching the bridge of his nose. “You are a menace.” “To society, or to your mental health?” “Both.” “Why, thank you,” I said, and then I hung my hands on my hips. “Alright. Rapid Dick Licks. Let’s do this.”

