“Hello? To what do I owe this afternoon phone call? Is this a butt dial? Do I have the honor of speaking with Shep’s fantastic ass right now?” “Do you really think it’s fantastic?” he asks. “I always thought it was just average.” “You’re twisted backward to look at it right now, aren’t you?” “No! Yes. Is it fantastic?” “It’s quite nice.” “Man, thanks. I should randomly call you in the middle of the workweek more often.”
