“It’s going to cost me a small fortune.” Gibsie sighed. “And my mam says that they’re my responsibility because I brought him into her bedroom and I should have known better, but I didn’t fucking know better because I was under the assumption that he was walking around with a permanent condom on his cat dick. But no, he lied to me—lied to the vets, too. He had a sperm-filled ball all along!”
