All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend (Bubble Babes #2)

by Petra Palerno

bet every part of her tastes like cinnamon.

“Sorry, your eyes reminded me of the chapel stone for a moment…the green is a very specific color. It's thought to be one of the most beautiful colors in the universe,”

Shutting the door gently behind me, I remove my jacket, ball it up, and scream into it. After my incredibly mature outburst, I sit down at my desk and turn on my data center.

Good men don’t spy on beautiful women, I think to myself. Good thing I’m not a good male—I’m an attorney.

how good it felt to jill off this morning.

“How can I help? Is there a way to stop it?” “Short of knocking me up?” I laugh, but I stop as soon as I see a grin flash across his face. “Absolutely not, don’t get any ideas.” He frowns and sets the sheet down.

“Earthmen sound like f’teeing children. You’re in pain monthly to continue your species, and they feel the need to complain? Are they as weak in form as they are in their constitutions?”

Even though she’s objectively a mess, and I’m sure absolutely germ-ridden, she’s my mess.

“If I get word that you so much as upset that precious baby angel right there, I will rip your sucker clean off your body. You will catch these hands, am I clear?” she threatens me under her breath. I hold back a laugh. “I said am I clear, Gra’eth?” I steady myself. “Crystal, Your Highness.”

“So, what’ll it be? Looking for some nebula leaf to smoke, take some of the edges off of that new responsibility of yours? Oh, maybe I get to rough up some political opponent?” The glee in his voice at getting a chance to hurt someone worries me. “No, nothing like that. I need you to get something else for me.” “You have my attention.” His tongue flicks the microphone as he speaks. “I need…Doritos.” “What the f’tee is that?”

I’ve learned that human women are agitated while on their periods, and rightfully so.

My shoes

Thought she was barefoot?

“Please, untie me,” he begs, “so that I can kneel before the altar of your awe-inspiring cunt. Let me feast on its perfection.”

“Well, thank goddess the sun wasn’t there. You’d have burned that great ass of yours.” I grip one of her ass cheeks for as long as I can get away with it.

So I press the three fingers of my free hand into each of his eyes. They resist only slightly, then pop and ooze all over my skin. I use my soiled hand to grab the top of his skull, twisting until there’s a cracking and his body slumps.

Shit got WILD lol

“You are my entire reason for existence.” He throws his head back. “You are my home. I am a shell without you, and I will keep you safe until my dying breath!”

Sometimes it’s nice to get bred without actually having to breed, ya know?

you’re worth more than all the cinnamon in the galaxy,”