Person calls each one out, “ ’Nother flip-flop. ’Nother dude walking around somewhere with one sandal on.” “Shut the fuck up, Person,” Colbert says. “You know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps,” Person continues. “You get your brains back.” “I mean it, Person. Shut your goddamn piehole.” At times, the two of them bicker like an old married couple. Being a rank lower than Colbert, Person can never directly express anger to him, but on occasions when Colbert is too harsh and Person’s feelings are hurt, his driving becomes erratic. There are sudden turns, and the brakes are hit
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