The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

by Matt Dinniman

“Hvar eru buxurnar þínar? Hvar eru skórnir þínir? Næst mun ég borða sæta hold þitt.”

Turkey. Level 5. This is a turkey. You know, gobble gobble. Roast at 325 for about 13-15 minutes per pound. Season with rosemary, sage, and thyme.

“Mér líkar ekki úlpan þín,”