“I bet you’re a writer. Or an aspiring writer. Don’t act so surprised. I’ve learned to recognize your kind at first glance. They look at things like they all contain some profound secret. They see a woman’s vagina and contemplate it like that’s where the key to their mystery is hidden. They aestheticize. But a pussy is just a pussy. There’s no need to drool out your poetry or your life philosophy while you feast your eyes on it. You can’t live in the moment and write it at the same time.”
