“Fucking cocksucker,” Booker hisses. And. Well. Alex glances at the ref who is still pointedly pretending he can’t hear them. “Uh, yeah?” Alex says, tightening his grip on his stick. “I’d be a pretty shitty boyfriend if I wasn’t.” Booker’s face goes blank. “What?” “It’s not like it’s a hardship, though, let me tell you. Eli’s dick? Very nice, as far as dicks go. A little bigger than you’d expect for someone his size but not too big, you know?” “The fuck?” “And he’s definitely a grower, not a shower, which threw me off at first because I’m not a size queen or anything, but I have to admit—”
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