I'm With the Band: Confessions of a Groupie

by Pamela Des Barres

Morgan Fairchild

My prince was a fucking drug addict. This unsavory fact became the bane of my life.

I had learned a lot of stuff from Woody, and I wanted to tell him in person I was engaged to Michael. He wasn’t amused. We had dinner and I never saw him again, except in the movies.

What a fucking weirdo creeper he is

We saw a lot of Zeppelin, and they were not aging gracefully, except for Robert, who still had his shoulders thrown back. Jimmy wore a Third Reich costume, made the Heil Hitler! gesture, and had to be propped up by two flunkies at all times. I saw him take twenty minutes to crawl across the room to get to a black bag full of pills. He kept toppling over, and everyone else in the room pretended not to notice.

Yikes

Sylvester Stallone

Armand Assante,

Jack ...

Girl what

Vito is still up North in Cotati,

Ew no get this creeper away from us!

if you know what I mean.

I do not

I feel very strongly about always loving people I have loved so dearly.

Almost Famous and The Banger Sisters left off. And tell a true story while I’m at it. I met Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn, and both admitted to using me for inspiration in their groupie roles. Kate told me she had pictures of me up on her dressing room walls. At the Banger premiere, Goldie threw her arms around me and asked, “How’d I do?”

Once I thanked her for letting me be me, and she said, “Well, that’s the whole point, isn’t it?”

Her mom still fascinates me

He’s in great shape, very present and clear-eyed, fearless, and supremely cool.

Well bully for Robert Plant

I saw Deep Purple last night and can’t dig them in the slightest. They think they’re all Jimi Hendrixes.

Miss Cynderella was sitting with her legs slightly ajar and Jimi #2 said ’Will you please close your legs, you’re offending me.’ RUDE. I would think the sight would please him.”

lol

Today Frank took Miss Christine and I to USC (huge college) to speak to a sociology class. We talked about our school days, groupies, and Frank elected me to deliver a speech on plaster casting! I did very well if I don’t say so myself! I drew diagrams on the blackboard