the future of the world lies with the yellow man and the brown man now that our erstwhile master, the white-skinned man, has wasted himself through buggery, mobile phone usage, and drug abuse,
The story of a poor man’s life is written on his body, in a sharp pen.
I suppose you are meant to drive on the left side of the road, but until then I had never known anyone to get agitated over this rule.
These are the three main diseases of this country, sir: typhoid, cholera, and election fever. This last one is the worst; it makes people talk and talk about things that they have no say in.
The more I stole from him, the more I realized how much he had stolen from me.
one day, some wise men, out of compassion for the poor, left them signs and symbols in poems, which appear to be about roses and pretty girls
The moment you recognize what is beautiful in this world, you stop being a slave.
I don’t insult any of them by calling them my ‘family’, either. They’re my employees, I’m their boss, that’s all.
it will be just us yellow men and brown men at the top of the pyramid, and we’ll rule the whole world. And God save everyone else.
I complain about the police the way the rich complain; not the way the poor complain. The difference is everything.