“When you offered me this business, did you think I would stay in the office all day baking cookies?” “Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie.” He had me there. I groped about my brain for a snappy comeback. “There is always a first time.” Oh, now that was a brilliant response. No doubt he’d collapse at my feet in awe at my intellectual magnificence. “If anybody could manage being shot by a cookie, it would be you.”
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