Hammered (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #3)

by Kevin Hearne

Recognizing the danger, I closed my eyes and began to sing: “ ‘The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell, hi-ho the derry-o, the farmer in the dell. The farmer takes a wife’—oh, bugger, that won’t do at all! Help me, guys, help me, I need a different song!” “What are you on about, Atticus?” Gunnar asked. “I need a vastly irritating, mind-numbing song to sing that will prevent me from reliving what I just saw. I have an intense need to forget it.” “Oh, excellent plan. I’m with you,” Gunnar said, every bit as disturbed as I was. “How about ‘El Paso’ by Marty Robbins?” “That’s good, it’s a catchy tune, but it won’t reduce us to catatonia quickly enough.” “I have it!” Väinämöinen said, unexpectedly chiming in. “ ‘It’s a Small World, After All.’ ” “That’s perfect!” I cried. “That’s just the tonic we need in a land of giants!

It's comedy scenes like this that keep me coming back for more