Why yes, I'd like to have Sex with Insects! What the hell, make it all the Arthropods!

Just what it sounds like.
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Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Lovely list my dear.


message 2: by Emma Sea (new)

Emma Sea Only the two books, so far, of course.
Those authors better get cracking.


message 3: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper Lots of bug-sex in that one. ;)


message 4: by Emma Sea (new)

Emma Sea oh, really? Now I want to read it more


message 5: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper It's m/f I'm afraid ;)


Khanh, first of her name, mother of bunnies I don't even know what to say, Emma.


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) There's one M/M romance with a guy loving his spider alien and breeding with him. Does tat count? I haven't read it yet so I am not exactly sure. Just heard peeps referring to that alien as a spider.


message 8: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper I'd say it would count. I also remember a bizarro anthology with bed bugs being used in a sexual way. Also counts?


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) I think this is the one - The Nourisher (Border Worlds Saga, #1) by Mark Alders


message 11: by Emma Sea (new)

Emma Sea there's another one
an anthology
the last one has space spiders
behind a . . . bar? a motel?


message 12: by Emma Sea (new)

Emma Sea in the ceiling? Like, a rock ceiling, of a cavern
the space spiders milk the guys of cum
of course.
geez.


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Emma Sea wrote: "in the ceiling? Like, a rock ceiling, of a cavern
the space spiders milk the guys of cum
of course.
geez."


I WANT. Yes, yes.


message 14: by Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) (last edited Feb 07, 2014 02:20AM) (new)

Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Wait! Arthropods too? Does that mean prawns and lobsters are in too? =D

Centipedes! Wargh!

Butterflies would be beautiful. I want a beautiful slim androgynous butterfly male.


message 15: by Emma Sea (new)

Emma Sea Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "I think this is the one - The Nourisher (Border Worlds Saga, #1) by Mark Alders"

*ahem* I notice you haven't actually added it to the list, Kyn. Please do so.


message 16: by MLE (new)

MLE  I haven't read any of these. Hmmm...


message 17: by Emma Sea (last edited Feb 07, 2014 01:32PM) (new)

Emma Sea Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "Butterflies would be beautiful. I want a beautiful slim androgynous butterfly male."

No shifters though! It only counts if the chitinous, jointed-limb being is its only form. Or, they're, you know, sexual aids *grimaces*


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Nope not thinking of having shifters on this list.


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) MLE wrote: "I haven't read any of these. Hmmm..."

Same here. Ditto you.


message 20: by Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) (last edited Feb 08, 2014 12:22AM) (new)

Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Emma Sea wrote: "Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "I think this is the one - The Nourisher (Border Worlds Saga, #1) by Mark Alders"

*ahem* I notice you haven't actually added it to the list, Kyn. Please do so."


But I haven't read it yet. And I am not exactly sure it fits this list.


message 21: by MLE (new)

MLE  Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "Emma Sea wrote: "Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "I think this is the one - The Nourisher (Border Worlds Saga, #1) by Mark Alders"

*ahem* I notice you haven't actually added it to the list, Kyn. Please do so."

But I have..."


I might have just picked it up because I am weak.


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Oohh MLE is going to be the guinea pig for us. Awesome woman.


message 23: by MLE (new)

MLE  Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "Oohh MLE is going to be the guinea pig for us. Awesome woman."

What can I say, I'm a giver.


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) And I love you for that *hugs*


message 25: by MLE (new)

MLE  Thanks :-)


message 26: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper Ooooh, good woman! Can't wait to hear about this ;)


message 27: by Emma Sea (new)

Emma Sea oh my god, I can read them while I'm cuddling my GIANT PLUSH ISOPOD!!! I want this so much, you guys!!




Source = Amazon


message 28: by MLE (new)

MLE  That is so disturbingly cute!


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) I'll flip it over and play with its legs all day. Nice find Emma. Great job. Now I too am pining for this little critter.


message 30: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Merikan OMG! So disgusting, yet so cute!


message 31: by Eve (new)

Eve Not available... :(


message 32: by Emma Sea (last edited Feb 12, 2014 07:11PM) (new)

Emma Sea Eve wrote: "Not available... :("

There's a different one that is, a different size I think. Eve, imagine if they did trilobites. Wouldn't that be the coolest?

ETA: Lucky I got both the power bill and my car registration today, to remind me I am not wealthy enough to own an $80 plush arthopod.


message 33: by Eve (new)

Eve But plushie is so much cuddlier than a real trilobite...


message 34: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper You can always sew it yourself...


message 35: by Emma Sea (new)

Emma Sea Steelwhisper wrote: "You can always sew it yourself..."

I fear it would conclude in a plushie version of this:




message 36: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper LOL!


message 37: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper Hmm...




message 38: by Emma Sea (new)

Emma Sea Crikey!

There is no orifice I own that I'd want that near.


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Whoah! Look at its claws. He's no longer soft and cuddly now.

Don't he looked like a flea?


message 40: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper Them things are 45 cm long and weigh 1,7 kilos. That's 18 inches!!! Giant woodlice.

*shudders*


message 41: by Emma Sea (new)

Emma Sea I still want the squishie one. I would sleep with it.


message 42: by Vivian (new)

Vivian Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "I think this is the one - The Nourisher (Border Worlds Saga, #1) by Mark Alders"

It's really sweet. I liked it.


message 43: by Crispy (new)

Crispy Steelwhisper wrote: "Hmm...

"


I think that's just a bed bug magnified a zillion times. No bed bug fic on the list, I'm begging ya.


message 44: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper Now you brought me onto something....

*unholy smile forming on my lips*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumat...


message 45: by Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) (last edited Feb 13, 2014 04:03AM) (new)

Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Interesting. This thread has become more and more educational.

That bug's penis looks like lots of tentacles.


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Vivian wrote: "Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "I think this is the one - The Nourisher (Border Worlds Saga, #1) by Mark Alders"

It's really sweet. I liked it."


Going to your review now :D


message 47: by Vivian (new)

Vivian The skinny on Nourisher:
4 meter high spider-like aliens
kinky bastards into mummification:
Its abdomen pulsated and before I knew it I was wrapped in a cocoon of silk, unable to move except to breathe.

So you want to know about sex(view spoiler)

The tone is funny and Vernon, the spider alien is so adorable and loving. This is not horror, at all.


message 48: by Eve (new)

Eve It sounds good!


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Thanks for the info Vivian. Too bad it wasn't (view spoiler) But I liked thst mummification bit. ;)


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