The No Pants List

#nopants is one of my favorite hashtags from Twitter. In its honor, I'm creating the ULTIMATE LIST OF BOOKS WITH "NO PANTS SCENES" IN THEM -- which means, hot, smutty scenes where, obviously, someone takes their pants off. ANY book with make-out scenes can be included. They need not be graphic or detailed or entirely nude, just properly de-trousered.
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507 books · 223 voters · list created July 10th, 2010 by AudryT (votes) .
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When Funmi Met Romance haha some of these books take off more than just their pants... fave is immortal after dark series a hunger like no other. its a gem no pants-er


message 2: by Ashley (new)

Ashley Lol it worries me that I have read almost every book off the no pant list.... I think that says something about me.


When Funmi Met Romance Ashley wrote: "Lol it worries me that I have read almost every book off the no pant list.... I think that says something about me."

Pants are overrated in literature hahaha


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