Books You Could Have Written Better

Ever read a book and realized that it was written so horribly you could have written it better?
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83 books · 63 voters · list created February 26th, 2009 by Leilani (votes) .
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message 1: by Megan (new)

Megan TWILIGHT!!!!


message 2: by Megan (new)

Megan and the rest of the series


message 3: by Loren (new)

Loren Toddy Nope!


message 4: by Megan (new)

Megan oh alrighty then lol


League of Native Nations Meyer's is a retard!


message 6: by Thom (new)

Thom Dunn League of Native Nations wrote: "Meyer's is a retard!"

Send me a list of books you have written so I can compare them, favorably I trust, with hers.


message 7: by Harold (new)

Harold Griffin I confess that I couldn't have written the Twilight Saga any better, because I would never undertake to try to write about such (IMHO) inane subject matter. If I did try, however, I would carefully check my apostrophe usage.


League of Native Nations I'm sorry. Reh - Tard!


message 9: by Loren (new)

Loren Toddy League of Native Nations wrote: "Meyer's is a retard!"

Yeah, they are pretty bad. I don't disagree. Rock on League.


message 10: by Thom (new)

Thom Dunn League of Native Nations wrote: "I'm sorry. Reh - Tard!"

DeeLoren wrote: "League of Native Nations wrote: "Meyer's is a retard!"

Yeah, they are pretty bad. I don't disagree. Rock on League."


Why are Meyer's books so popular ?


message 11: by Onirica (last edited Mar 04, 2012 08:27AM) (new)

Onirica The Fallen series by Lauren Kate need to be listed here too!
She only write crap, so I ADDED HER BOOKS TO THIS LISTING!


message 12: by Thom (new)

Thom Dunn Perhaps we should think in terms of a humbler list than this. Now that Twilight has been published, many of us can think of ways they themselves might IMPROVE it, but how many of us could have written it in the first place. Let those who HAVE written better books, and only those, be the ones to say they COULD have written better ? Otherwise we are those same idiots who look at an abstract painting and say our young children COULD have done BETTER. Really ?


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