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Zombie Bastard

4.20  ·  Rating details ·  10 ratings  ·  3 reviews

A delayed curse is taking effect, engulfing a Missouri town with the undead. Leading the onslaught is a creature that lacks mercy or compassion, only an intense drive to see the curse through. Its fate was sealed years ago, simply for being born a…


Trevor is dealing with a curse of his own: he has the runs. On a desperate trek to visit is ailing mother, he sear
Paperback, 84 pages
Published January 2010 by Novello Publishers

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Jan 16, 2010 rated it liked it
Shelves: horror, ebook
Revenge is a dish best served cold, and in Zombie Bastard, it’s a dish served as leftovers long overdue. A novella by Jerrod Balzer, Zombie Bastard tells the story of Trevor, a city slicker who stumbles into a small town to poop on a bad night. No, really. A scuffle in the bathroom with a zombie lands Trevor in jail with Josh, who seems to know exactly what’s going on.

What follows if a fast paced race through town to avoid the zombies who are returning due to the effects of a curse. I liked the
Jan 07, 2010 rated it really liked it
Shelves: 2010
Novello Publishers is known for publishing books in the comic horror sub-genre. Their latest release by Jerrod Balzar definitely falls into this category as it starts off with some crazy bathroom humor. Poor Trevor happened to eat some bad Chinese food right before receiving a phone call from his brother saying that his mother had been admitted to the hospital. In his rush to get out the door, he didn't take the time to hit the john and as soon as he hits the road, his stomach started rumbling. ...more
Daniel Russell
Balzer has established himself as one of the masters of gross out horror-humour. Some of his short stories in the Tabloid Terrors series were stand outs. Here we have one of Balzer's solo outings, a long short story (or short novella) about a zombie...whose also a bastard.

Trevor is on the road, heading to the hospital to visit his mother, whose just had a heart attack. Poor guy. If this wasn't bad enough, he ate some under cooked Chinese food and has the squits. If THAT wasn't bad enough, the to
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