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message 1: by Tatiana (new)

Tatiana Hm, this looks very... enticing:)


message 2: by Kat Kennedy (new)

Kat Kennedy Um, well it definitely doesn't disappoint in THAT area but the main chic is RIDICULOUSLY stupid. If she doesn't wisen up soon then I'm going to be SERIOUSLY unimpressed.


message 3: by Desperado (new)

Desperado ..........


message 4: by Manny (new)

Manny Jackie's boobs are measured as 34DD. This is apparently huge and has every man in the vicinity writing love Haiku's to her Tits of Glory. I'm sorry, but I actually HAVE 34DD and a hot ass body - yet no men have ever flocked around my breasts like mosquitos to a bug zapper!

34DD?
Kat sure sounds like one hot chick!
Well, there's your haiku :)


message 5: by Kat Kennedy (new)

Kat Kennedy Yey! Well, now I can't complain about not having a poem for my boobs anymore! :D


message 6: by Tatiana (new)

Tatiana LMAO. Off to wiki Bernard Bouriscot...


Spider the Doof Warrior I must say that cover is hot but "Dude, that chicks a dude." LOL!!!!!!!!


message 8: by Desperado (new)

Desperado THANK YOU! I am SO happy I am not the only one who thought Jackie was a complete & utter idiot. The premise of this novel had so much potential & it's a shame Myles wasted it on the wonderful adventures of Dumbass the Suckubitch. Awesome review, Kat!


message 9: by Bark (last edited Aug 11, 2010 07:30AM) (new)

Bark It's too bad the sexy bits don't come highlighted so we can skip the rest. There's nothing worse than a dumb ass heroine.


message 10: by Kat Kennedy (new)

Kat Kennedy BarkLessWagMore, actually there's so many sexy bits that you don't have to do TOO much skipping.

LL, I know - she was a mental moron, I swear! It was PAINFUL to read the utterly stupid things she did!


message 11: by Kat Kennedy (last edited Aug 13, 2010 06:55PM) (new)

Kat Kennedy I would agree with you were I complaining that the book wasn't relistic or that the writing were better. I obviously expected the book to have a certain ridiculous element - that much is true.

I was simply annoyed that a character who is supposed to have several degrees in archeaology and is twenty-sex years old wouldn't be quite as stupid as this woman was. There really are no words for the depths of her stupidity.

And one more thing - every OTHER character in this book is actually reasonably intelligent (With the exception of the vampire Queen). If they were all as equally stupid as the protagonist then I would chalk it up to the type of book I was reading. However, ALL the other characters constantly complain about how ridiculously stupid the protagonist is as well.

I just don't understand it.


message 12: by Kat Kennedy (new)

Kat Kennedy *Pokes out tongue*

Nah, I get your point. I guess, even though I lowered my expectations to read this book, I STILL had them too high.

It is, after all, to literary porn!

BUT SHE HAD ARCHAEOLOGY DEGREES!!!!!!!!!

*cries*


message 13: by Tatiana (new)

Tatiana Well, Kat, I am sure there is video porn with archeologists, teachers for sure:0)


message 14: by Kat Kennedy (new)

Kat Kennedy Ha! Well, as long as they can recite all of the old kingdom Pharoahs while they get it on, I'll be happy!


message 15: by Kat Kennedy (new)

Kat Kennedy LOL. You're right. Tits of Glory definitely should mean I add one more star to this book. I'll do it too, just for you, Brian!


message 16: by AH (new)

AH Great review and entertaining as always.....


message 17: by Ridley (new)

Ridley That's the best review I've read in a good long while.

Shi Pei Pu and Peter's Evil Overlord List referenced in the same review. I'm sad I bought the book forever ago, but now I have to read it just to see if it really is *that* bad.


message 18: by Desperado (last edited Aug 13, 2010 10:30PM) (new)

Desperado It's really that bad, Ridley.I know that quite a few people have given this novel 4 or more stars & I know that everyone has different opinions & I accept & love it but I don't know. After reading & reviewing this book & then seeing their ratings, my first thought was "WTF were they smoking? And can I take a hit?"


message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

*Am laughing so hard I'm nearly crying* Really, it is a compliment. I am now confirmed that you are one of the few people who can write a review for such a bad book and make it so hilarious at the same time. (I could never do that). LOVED this review. Mind if I reposted it on my blog? (along with your name and a link to the review of course).
I am staying posted for more reviews.

P.S. Seriously? The heroine's THAT stupid? Jeasus...


message 20: by Kat Kennedy (new)

Kat Kennedy Alkyoni, of course you may - just send me a link to the blog so I can go check out your blog! I always love reading people's blogs.

And really, the heroine is far more stupid than even *I* made her out to be.


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

ok thanks! Will do soon. And I'll leave a comment on your profile.


message 23: by Bry (new)

Bry I totally had to wiki that! Hilarious!

Fantastic review as ALWAYS! My cheeks hurt from laughing! This is definitely coming off my TBR list. Esprecially since I do archaeology and can only imagine how the author completely butchered it!


message 24: by Dani (new)

Dani I only have two questions:

Wouldn't Bernard know Shi Pei Pu was a male from the smex?

If they didn't have the smex (explaining why Bernard didn't know Shi Pei Pu was male)why did Bernard believe Shi Pei Pu when he said they had a child together?


message 25: by Kat Kennedy (new)

Kat Kennedy Dani, I have no particular answers in this case. I can, however, assure you that this kind of secretive cross dressing in history is not at all unusual. I've read of at least five cases of it. Three of which are either more awesome or as awesome as Shi Pei Pu.

I know that female cross-dressers often told their wives or girlfriends that they'd been in some kind of accident and thus didn't have a wang. I'm not sure what Shi Pei Pu told Bernard, but I hope the secrets Shi Pei Pu gleamed were damn important.


message 26: by Dani (new)

Dani It's hard to have nothing but respect for a man who can get state secrets out of someone while convincing them that their wang is just an overgrowth of skin.

Awesome review though I really liked it.


message 27: by Kiki (new)

Kiki Shi Pei Pu's story is freaking insane! Holy crap! How dumb was this Bouriscot man? Did he not think it strange that this particular woman had a penis?

I mean, really. The shit some people can get away with is amazing.


message 28: by Esther (new)

Esther Diaz danm girl u are right the book lack some and jacki is a bit stupid well lots because im reading the book and i still have no idea how she is but i do like zane and i think he is the onlycharacter that work here, the book is funny because u have to laught and the sex is wow hot. i think the author need it a little more work with it before publish maybe her other book on the series are a bit better, after she read about all the negative part. plus maybe because the succubus thing i want it to be a litte more idk strongor mature but she is a cry baby that doesnt even at like she has insicurities more like she was happy like that


message 29: by Noemi (new)

Noemi You pretty much summed everything I disliked about this book, the only redeeming parts this book had were the sex scenes and there were what, 3?


message 30: by Melis (new)

Melis This was the funniest review Ive ever read. You SHOULD re-write the book!! :D made my day. thnx!


message 31: by Kat Kennedy (new)

Kat Kennedy Thank you, Melis! I'm writing a book, but luckily it's nothing like this.


message 32: by Melis (new)

Melis :) Im intrigued and impressed. I hope it goes well for you, and I would be very delighted if you would let me now when youre published. You have magnificent taste in books so I can only assume you write just as well as you rate :D


message 33: by Ian (new)

Ian "Marvin" Graye (Someone to Watch Over) Kat's 34DD (Haiku)

That I may see thee
Slip Manny twixt lip and cup
34DD.


message 34: by Amy (new)

Amy hahahahaha I loved this review!


message 35: by Grace (new)

Grace Actually I think the author tried to do Jackie a geek who's intelligent in professional things but not on relationships or friends. Like she's this lady whose life is work and museum and nobody likes her, so I think that's why she was so dumb when she got "popularity".


message 36: by Meghna (new)

Meghna OMG! One of the best reviews I've read in a long time. Love your not so subtle dry wit. :)


message 37: by ArtemisPearl (new)

ArtemisPearl Think I'll skip the book, but had a great time reading your review!


message 38: by Shilo (new)

Shilo Loved the review. Thank you.


message 39: by Kay (new)

Kay Waite Thanks for this, you pretty much summed up everything that annoyed me about this book. I actually gave up two thirds of the way through and its nice to know I'm not missing much :)


message 40: by Alex (new)

Alex I can't finish it. I wish I had read ur review before I read this piece of cow dunk.👎


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