The Holy Moly! Rules Of Modern Life is the ultimate guide to everything you ever wanted to know about everything but were afraid to ask. Combining hundreds of hilarious life-rules submitted by the readers of Holy Moly - the web's most scurrilous gossip site - with dark and sometimes disturbing illustrations, THMROML is destined to become a must-have book for the person who hates everything. Includes such pearls of wisdom people with white earphones may bore you; there's nothing you could wish for in life that you can't buy off a man in a pub; never, ever, mix sleeping pills and laxatives; more water features = bigger herons and under no circumstances should two men ever share an umbrella.