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Qu'en pense Keith Richards ?
Le sexe, la drogue, le rock'n'roll, Mick Jagger... mais qu'en pense Keith Richards ?
Avec une patience et une admiration à toute épreuve, Mark Blake a recueilli les pensées, les maximes et les aphorismes les plus percutants du bad boy le plus légendaire de l'histoire du rock. Keith Richards se confie peu, mais quand il parle l'effet est saisissant, jugez-en vous même :
" Je suis Keith Richards. J'essaye tout une fois. "
" Le truc le plus bizarre que j'ai sniffé ? Mon père. Il a été incinéré et je n'ai pu résister à l'envie de le mélanger à un peu de poudre. Le connaissant, mon père s'en serait foutu. "
" J'ai eu au moins trois docteurs qui m'ont dit : Si vous continuez comme ça, je ne vous donne pas six mois.Je suis allé à l'enterrement des trois ".
" Par miracle, grâce à l'abstinence et à la prière, mes dents ont repoussé. "
" Altamont, ça ne pouvait arriver qu'aux Stones, mec. Regardons les choses en face – ce ne serait pas arrivé aux Bee Gees. "
" On frappe à la porte de la loge. Notre manager, qui crie : Keith, Ron, Police, c'est pour vous ! On a paniqué, on a tout jeté dans les chiottes. La porte s'est ouverte, et qui on voit rentrer ? Sting et Stewart Copeland ! "
" Ce n'est pas facile d'être Keith Richards. Mais ce n'est pas si dur non plus. "
Avec une patience et une admiration à toute épreuve, Mark Blake a recueilli les pensées, les maximes et les aphorismes les plus percutants du bad boy le plus légendaire de l'histoire du rock. Keith Richards se confie peu, mais quand il parle l'effet est saisissant, jugez-en vous même :
" Je suis Keith Richards. J'essaye tout une fois. "
" Le truc le plus bizarre que j'ai sniffé ? Mon père. Il a été incinéré et je n'ai pu résister à l'envie de le mélanger à un peu de poudre. Le connaissant, mon père s'en serait foutu. "
" J'ai eu au moins trois docteurs qui m'ont dit : Si vous continuez comme ça, je ne vous donne pas six mois.Je suis allé à l'enterrement des trois ".
" Par miracle, grâce à l'abstinence et à la prière, mes dents ont repoussé. "
" Altamont, ça ne pouvait arriver qu'aux Stones, mec. Regardons les choses en face – ce ne serait pas arrivé aux Bee Gees. "
" On frappe à la porte de la loge. Notre manager, qui crie : Keith, Ron, Police, c'est pour vous ! On a paniqué, on a tout jeté dans les chiottes. La porte s'est ouverte, et qui on voit rentrer ? Sting et Stewart Copeland ! "
" Ce n'est pas facile d'être Keith Richards. Mais ce n'est pas si dur non plus. "
116 pages, Paperback
First published October 1, 2008
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December 27, 2019
“His legendary close shaves have left him with a unique take on existence.”
This was a quick read during the holidays, stolen from my father-in-law’s bookshelf. A palate cleanser sort of book, with Keith Richards quotes organized by subject. Recommended for fans.
This was a quick read during the holidays, stolen from my father-in-law’s bookshelf. A palate cleanser sort of book, with Keith Richards quotes organized by subject. Recommended for fans.
September 25, 2015
Quick read and mostly enjoyable.
December 30, 2021
A great read during a party!
January 20, 2022
Keith Richards Is Still Not Dead
Taken with a very large grain of salt, and a good bit of sarcasm Keith's semi biography is well worth the read.
Taken with a very large grain of salt, and a good bit of sarcasm Keith's semi biography is well worth the read.
August 9, 2025
The human riff great quick read
July 12, 2024
This book of Keith quotes made me chuckle and realize he's a bit of a bastard, really. He comes off witty but also a dirty and cynical old man.
#2 Every time I read this book I wrestle with whether I hate Keith or not. He comes off as a prick, sure, and a bit of an asshole, but you can't deny he's very, very funny.
#2 Every time I read this book I wrestle with whether I hate Keith or not. He comes off as a prick, sure, and a bit of an asshole, but you can't deny he's very, very funny.
May 22, 2009
This collection of quotes, anecdotes and stories from Rolling Stone guitarist Keith Richards serves several purposes. It demonstrates a kind of brutal candor which I personally appreciate, it displays a dry British sense of humor which is endearing, and while it isn’t for the faint of heart (the language is as you’d imagine, rather colorful) it is funny as hell. Most folks who know of Keith’s misadventures over the years would say it’s a miracle he’s still alive, but this book shows he’s more aware than he’s been given credit for. Stone Me also serves as a cautionary tale for those who might seek fame and fortune and the excesses that go hand in hand with it. There are many facets of Keith Richards, but in the end he’s actually a fairly noble bloke – when he talks about women he displays a healthy respect unlike his legendary band mates. When he talks about life he reminds me most of myself: “I’m all for a quiet life, I just didn’t get one”.
March 20, 2010
I don't love the Rolling Stones. Of course I dig a lot of their songs, think they were great back in the day, but never had the impulse to follow them closely. In Nov. 2008 I saw COCKSUCKER'S BLUES at Anthology and came away with the impression that Mick Jagger is a drag. Keith Richards, however, is brilliant beyond belief, and this tiny book provides the proof. Epigrams, attributed quotes and invaluabe insight into the mind of one of today's most incredible minds.
March 5, 2010
This was a fun, light read -- my kind of junk food. All it is is a collection of quotes from Keith Richards over the last 45 years organized by topic. The more you know the Stones, the more you'll like it or appreciate it. Can be finished in a 3-hour flight. LOL on the plane a few times.
May 17, 2013
Daedalus books, can I have my $4 back?
Keith Richards is like this awesome walking corpse that's been wandering around for years and no one has the guts to tell him that he's dead and he also has zero fucks to give.
So why isn't this book better? Why!?
Keith Richards is like this awesome walking corpse that's been wandering around for years and no one has the guts to tell him that he's dead and he also has zero fucks to give.
So why isn't this book better? Why!?
August 26, 2013
This slim volume.....is great fun. Now, I would not have paid £8.99 for it but it was a most welcome present. Keef has a very dry sense of humour and while I think much of his interviews are wind-ups, these quotes are very entertaining.
January 13, 2011
Funny quips and one-liners; just what one would expect from Keith Richards.
One of my fav quotes from the book: " Miraculously, due to abstinence and prayer, my teeth grew back."
One of my fav quotes from the book: " Miraculously, due to abstinence and prayer, my teeth grew back."
March 2, 2011
Definitely not heavy reading but still fun & a must read for Stones fans. The stories & anecdotes are an interesting look behind the scenes of a band that has been there and done that.
May 1, 2011
Keith Richards ! Un livre sur ce sujet ne peut pas être un mauvais livre ...
May 19, 2012
what can i say he is keith richards.
September 21, 2014
Funny as hell. Great collection of quotes and antecdotes.
November 2, 2014
Interesting!
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