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Final Exits: The Illustrated Encyclopedia of How We Die

3.98  ·  Rating details ·  1,559 ratings  ·  162 reviews
To die, kick the bucket, to meet your Maker, dead as a doornail, get whacked, smoked, bite the dust, sleep with the fishes, go six feet under—whatever death is called, it's going to happen. In 1789 Ben Franklin wrote, "In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes." Death remains a certainty. But how do we die? It's the enormous variety of how that enlivens final ex ...more
Paperback, 496 pages
Published October 3rd 2006 by William Morrow Paperbacks (first published October 1st 2006)
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Apr 02, 2011 rated it it was amazing
It's endless entertaining to whip this book out and tell my family, friends and love ones of all the ways they can die. Personal favorite? The spiders in the soup.
Jan 30, 2008 rated it liked it
Those who know me know I have macabre tastes, so this was a great read. Why not 5 stars? No goddamn sources! Without sources, this is a collection of anecdotes.
Mar 09, 2009 rated it it was ok
This is a readable book on a very interesting subject - the different ways people die. Yeah, there are some examples that I didn't even think about as a real cause of death. But overall what a disappointment! The author appeared to be making up facts to back up his writing as the statistics were all screwy and there were no citations. As a history person I find this very suspicious. Over and over again he used misleading or wrong information. For example, he says that President William Henry Har ...more
Jun 17, 2008 rated it it was ok
I read this book wrong. Start to finish. Why did I do that? It's statistics and trivial facts. It's supposed to sit on your shelf and be picked up by guests when they come over! But I had to prove to myself that I could finish it. But I did realize that as a race, humans are a lot like cats. You know - how we always sit around and wait for our cats to make mistakes? And when they do we all laugh! Well, this book is like that, only with death and humans instead of mistakes and cats.
Sep 22, 2008 rated it liked it
This was a compulsively readable book of death trivia, well-illustrated, with numerous interesting tales of people who died in unusual ways. I noticed several inaccuracies, however, and some sentences that were so grammatically flawed they made me wince.
Amy Spector
Dec 14, 2015 rated it it was amazing
The danger is worse than I thought.
Dec 15, 2008 rated it did not like it
Shelves: non-fiction
Save your money! This is an absolutely terrible book. It's a cool concept, and I'd seen many positive reviews on Goodreads and Amazon, so I bought it. What a disappointment! The author provides no references or notes on his "research," so he may as well have made up all of the content. It's full of typos, factual errors, and ridiculous statistics. He claims at one point that less than 3% of the 100 million Americans who go to amusement parks die because of injuries received there. Excuse me? I w ...more
Rabbit {Paint me like one of your 19th century gothic heroines!}
This was an interesting read but it made me a tad bit paranoid, albeit temporarily. LOL
May 15, 2019 rated it liked it
Shelves: nonfiction
Don't judge me. It's ok to like a little morbid. A bit scattershot and anecdotal, but quite interesting, and many fascinating little tidbits. One doesn't have to read each entry, but there is enough here to interest just about anyone. Some of the pictures seemed a bit off point at times. Overall, quite a fun (if you like this kind of thing) read.
May 29, 2009 rated it liked it
Shelves: read-in-2009, own
This isn't really a life-changing book, and I doubt it will actually extend my lifetime, as the writer claimed (I hope sardonically) it would in his preface. However, it is an interesting read, if only to satisfy your voyeuristic tendencies and deep down desire to just laugh at people who are more idiotic than you. Sometimes I felt that certain details were glossed over or slightly slanted, and simply listing sources in the back doesn't quite satisfy me. I would never seriously quote a statistic ...more
Feb 28, 2019 rated it really liked it
With so many creative ways to die, i am actually surprised if i will even survive to live another day 😮. It will either stress you to the limits or make you more relaxed with the idea of the unavoidable death.

Joking aside, this is one of those books i would have loved to rate them 5 stars. I damn enjoyed it, even though took me some time to process and finish.
But there are couple issues i couldn't really overlook:

1) As others mentioned, some statistics arent as accurate as they should be. And i
Jul 13, 2017 rated it liked it
A unique structure-the whole book is a bunch of stories and facts.

Had grammatical errors throughout though, which made me question some of the info in it.
Marcus Mennes
Jun 30, 2007 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: mortals
I happened upon this book while browsing at the Seattle Public Library, and enjoyed it so much that I purchased a copy. Not that I take pleasure in the contemplation of death, or preoccupy myself with morbid thoughts of an early demise, but I found this pop-encyclopedia to be damn fascinating.

In his preface the author explains, “It took more than ten years to gather the multitudinous statistics on fatality.” We might imagine him hanging around morgues, poring over thousands of coroners' reports
Wes Hazard
Nov 11, 2012 rated it liked it
Peerless toilet reading. And I mean that in the best way possible. This is a wry and zippy encyclopedia of various ways that people have died, focusing mainly on Americans in the last 150 yrs or so. Entries range from the relatively mundane (Lyme Disease), to Darwin Award worthy catastrophes (I now know that there's a pretty strict limit on the number of coffee enemas you can safely administer to yourself in a 24-hour period).

Basically the ways in which we can die are limited only by the objects
Mar 18, 2008 rated it liked it
Recommends it for: folks who are interested in weird ways to die
Shelves: found, death
First of all, this encyclopedia is not really illustrated. Oh sure, there are some pictures, a few of the actual subject under discussion, but most of them are just stock photos. That was quite a disappointment. I thought I was going to see illustrations of actual dead people, which would probably gross me out at first, but I think I would be better off if I did more actual looking at death in the face. But anyway...disappointing illustrations.

The information in the book is really fascinating. S
Angie Lisle
Apr 22, 2011 rated it it was ok
I read a lot of morbid books. I was excited to stumble on this one in my library - it seemed like one I would love.

The presentation is horrible. Other people may not be bothered by the organization of this book, but I had major issues with it. The information isn't organized very well - chapters are alphabetically arranged but within those chapters, it's difficult to tell where one topic ends and another begins. This makes the book especially difficult to read if you just try to read one or two
Sep 22, 2007 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: people-that-imagine-death-is-around-any-corner
Shelves: nonfiction
This is my kind of non fiction - short excerpts of totally useless but highly entertaining information.
The writing itself is nothing to write home about and some causes of death don't really seem worthy of an entry (i.e. "dwarfism" - they have shorter life expectancy rates....zzzzzzzzz) but the causes are in alphabetic order and it's easy enough to skip around. Hop right to L's and find out about the man that died from Laughing for 3 days straight or go right for the R's where you can learn abo
Jul 22, 2008 rated it liked it
the cover of this book is repulsive but my kids were entertained as we slept in the tent and read about amusement park fatalities. This book was fun stuff. But I just don't trust the author.
57 kids died since 1990 due to toy basketball net entanglements?
golf carts cause 25 fatalities a year?
since 1970 2880 infants have died when entrapped in the footrest of a reclining chair?
since 1980, 9 kids have died by folded up cafeteria tables falling on them?
75 kids died of lawn darts from 1965-1988?
Jul 04, 2007 rated it really liked it
Shelves: reviewed
A 4.5 stars book. Chock-full (or choke-full if you prefer) of interesting factoids about the banal and the more exotic ways we die. Despite the somewhat morbid title, it has more of The Onion-like flavor the way it's written, ie, more wry than depressing . Almost gave it 5 stars but two things kept me from doing so. One, I felt the author incorrectly attributed a causal relationship between two things just because they happen to be associated together. Especially when he was trying to make certa ...more
Kristina Lewis-Jacczak
Nov 18, 2010 rated it really liked it
Fascinating. It was interesting to read about the many different ways in which people have died. In a way, this may sound sadistic, but death is a part of life that many of us do not see. On the other hand, this book almost left me wanting to know more. I know Largo researched these events, but I didn't know where he found this information. Some stories were almost hard to believe, and I'm not saying they were not true. I just wanted to know more details, that's all. Overall, this is a great boo ...more
Wes Young
Feb 15, 2009 rated it really liked it
The subject matter herein is worthy of the "Wow! What a great idea for a book!" thought or comment. It was very interesting to read, but not very entertaining (i.e. it took a really long time to get through). Endless stats, which are pretty boring, alongside anecdotes, some of which are really fascinating. My favorite part, fittingly at the books end, is the epitaph section. The book is billed as humorous, I found it decidedly not so. Grave matters, these... haha
Jan 01, 2011 rated it really liked it
I read this over the course of a year or so. Really entertaining. Even though it's pretty dry, the encyclopedia titles for ways people die is in itself hilarious. I also especially love how under "Marijuana," Michael writes, "There have been no deaths associated with marijuana." Either way, great coffee table book for the more macabre types, but also just really interesting information on the myriad ways in which we die.
Susan Mazur Stommen
Fun, but should be taken with a grain of salt. Thanks to many years reading Carol's purloined Mortality and Morbidity Todays, I know some of his stats are farfetched, other stories are in the realm of urban legend, and as for his claim that 'researchers think giant squids are responsible for many disappearances at sea," well...
Dec 27, 2010 rated it it was amazing
An excellent book. Interesting and entertaining. I read this encyclopedia of death from A-Z and was astounded by many of the accounts of common and unique deaths. I'll never forget the story about the elevator operator who survived the 78-floor plunge after a plane crashed into the Empire State Building—incredible story! Many of the stories show how carelessness/stupidity can be the death of us.
Dec 03, 2008 rated it really liked it
Very interesting and at times horrifying. The one drawback: it seemed that the closer to the end I got, the more typos and grammatical errors I found. They annoyed me so much and pretty much ruined the second half of my reading.
Jun 25, 2009 rated it really liked it
Shelves: non-fiction, teen
Is it wrong of me to find this morbid book funny? If so, then I am most definetly going to visit Hades. Final Exits is humorous and informative at the same time. Michael Largo did an excellent job when he wrote this book.
Jamie E.
Dec 14, 2009 rated it it was amazing
Hands down, a morbidly curious read filled with true accounts on the way we go that is both humorous, sensible, ridiculous, shocking, natural and unnatural. But hey, let this book serve as a reminder that "One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching."
Feb 20, 2011 rated it it was amazing
This was such an interesting and fun read! Each entry is only about 1/2 to 1 page long, so if you want to find out all the bizarre and unbelievable ways that people have died throughout history, check this one out~ I couldn't put it down!
Gretchen Doyle
Sep 14, 2011 rated it it was amazing
My friends and I read this together as a group over several meet-ups. We made dinner and passed it around the table, randomly selecting topics to read aloud. One might think it to be a rather strange dinner conversation, but we had a blast! It made for great story-telling.
Nov 04, 2011 rated it it was amazing
WOW! What a fun book! The author has been obsessed with collecting statistics and information on the American way of dying for years, and thank goodness for us, because here is an A-Z encyclopedia on all the different ways we die. I read it cover to cover, but this would make a great bathroom book.
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Michael Largo is an expert on the anomalous ways of American dying. He is the author of The Portable Obituary (a Bram Stoker Award Finalist), Final Exits: The Illustrated Encyclopedia of How We Die (winner of the Bram Stoker Award for Superior Achievement in Nonfiction), and three novels. He was the former editor of New York Poetry and the researcher/archivist for the film company Allied Artists. ...more

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