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Knitting Rules!: The Yarn Harlot Unravels the Mysteries of Swatching, Stashing, Ribbing, & Rolling to Free Your Inner Knitter

4.23  ·  Rating details ·  3,419 Ratings  ·  311 Reviews
Stephanie Pearl-McPhee, best-selling author of "At Knit's End" and celebrated blogger and humorist of the knitting world, is back Funnier than ever, Pearl-McPhee continues her running dialogue with her knitting compatriots -- cheering them on to ever-greater heights in the climb to make knitting universally recognized as THE peak life experience.Both a celebration of knitt ...more
224 pages
Published March 1st 2006 by Storey Publishing
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Apr 30, 2008 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: people with too much time on their hands
Shelves: knitting-books
There are about 56 pages of actual useful content in this book.

The actual useful content can be found starting on page 127 where she begins discussing socks. Following the sock section there are small sections on scarves and shawls. Most of this information could be gleaned by surfing the internet a bit or visiting the knittinghelp website.

The rest can be summed up as follows:

1. The author has lots of yarn EVERYWHERE and her house is a mess.

2. The fact that the author has lots of yarn everywhere
Jan 12, 2011 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Let's say you just knit your first hat and it did't quite turn out the way you planned. Maybe it's not quite the right size. Or shape. Have you considered your extended family and friends? Maybe one of them has a head that would be perfect for your new creation. Or maybe you need to change your mindset: your hat might be much happier as a tea cozy. Or you could put handles on it and make it a purse. Or maybe, just maybe, what you really knit was a ball of yarn, just waiting to be ripped out and ...more
Dec 30, 2011 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
My mother taught me to knit while she was visiting me at Thanksgiving, and so I am working on my very first item - a scarf, done in simple garter stitch with purple merino wool. Since her visit I've picked up a few books to help me, starting with two beginner knitter books and then followed by this one which I found by browsing at the store. I've read the author's blog for the last month or so and find her writing quite entertaining, so I figured I'd give this a whirl. This book is a great compa ...more
Nov 12, 2011 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Now I understand why knitters become such ardent fans of Stephanie McPhee! Not only is this book full of sage advice for knitters, it's very funny. I think (admitting to being prejudiced) that even a non-knitter would enjoy this book for its humor. While it's directed at knitters, hoping to help us make our lives a bit easier with suggestion on stash/book/magazine organizing, simple instructions for generic hats, scarves, sweaters, and socks, it's also full of a wealth of practical advice on how ...more
Apr 13, 2015 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Part funny anecdotes, part how to, part pattern book. This wasn't quite as much fun to read through as Yarn Harlot but is one I need a copy of on my shelf to refer back to. There are a lot of practical tips and advice that I kept wanting to snap pics of to remember.
Jan 10, 2013 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Since about a third of the book extols the stash, I figured a third of this review should, too. The other parts of the book do have some excellent knitting advice, though, and McPhee does write some entertaining prose.

This book has lead me to the conclusion that I am not a real knitter. I have a yarn stash, yes. It’s contained in one, one bin in the bottom of my closet and is mostly made of leftover yarn from former projects. If I go to a yarn store, I know exactly what I need for my current pro
Emily Leathers
Dec 26, 2011 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: knitters who aren't too uptight, and aren't already super-expert masters at all possible techniques
I enjoyed this book, especially the tables of average garment sizes. (I already know enough to come up with all of her recipes on my own, but for a less experienced knitter I think those would also be very valuable.) However, about 1/4 of the way in I stopped seeing the author's comments as jokingly self-deprecating, and started seeing it as her almost bragging about how non-smart and self-focused she is in many, many ways - weird, and not very attractive. Despite that, I found the content usefu ...more
Jan 24, 2013 rated it really liked it
Shelves: nonfiction, hobbies
I really, really liked this book. I'm pausing before giving it a 5 star because I'm still in the grip of the glow of my first knitted sock following her instructions. (The instructions about the sock are clear and very good.) I'm wondering if that might false inflate the score I'm thinking about giving.

I think this is an excellent book for beginners - and has a lot to offer in the way of tips for yarn storage, knitting bags, and project management. (Yes, there is such a thing as knitting project
Feb 13, 2011 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Full of the kind of humor that will tickle anyone who has ever knit, whether a novice or an expert or somewhere in between, but especially those who have a stash of yarn and a tendency to try to bring new knitters into the fold. Beyond the humor, though, there are some very helpful knitting tips and sets of instructions for simple knitting without patterns, even for some things I don't think of as simple, like socks.

If you're interested in knitting, this will give you a hint of what an obsessio
Mar 31, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: kindle
I always love Stephanie's books. The 'ohmygosh I KNOW!' feeling about her stories, the tips, the 'patterns'. And now I have her basic sock pattern! Win win!
May 05, 2011 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Good book for beginner knitter.. Good humor throughout
Aug 07, 2008 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: craft
I wasn't too impressed with this book, in fact i don't think i finished it.
Jun 21, 2017 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: nonfiction, crafts
This is one of those books that's mostly humor and not a lot of actual knitting advice. Have a stash of yarn that's slowly taking over your house? Do you have more knitting needles and magazines than you do anything else? If you're an obsessive knitter or someone who loves an obsessive knitter, you might enjoy Pearl-McPhee's take on why knitters do the strange things they do.
Aug 26, 2017 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Came for the sock pattern recommended by Michelle, stayed for the utterly charming voice as Yarn Harlot held court on the wonders of yarn and the virtues of various kinds of knitting projects. I think I'm a bit too advanced a knitter for it to be really worth it for me to own this book, but I DO want to copy every one of her estimated size and yarn needed charts - SO handy!
Beth Rockwell
Aug 14, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
A must-read for every knitter who enjoys knitting with others. Knitting etiquette, including taking care of your favorite hard-working knitting shop owner. Great book, regardless of one's knitting experience and expertise. I didn'the realize until I read it, how much I needed this book.
Rebecca Corbett
Jul 12, 2017 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Funny, Inspiring and practical

I didn't think I could like a book more than "Yarn Harlot" but I think I like this one even more.
Becky Gust
This is such a witty book for knitting enthusiasts! She is such a fantastic writer and there are lots of techniques in the book. She also has lots of fun little facts about knitting.
Mar 12, 2017 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Fun short episodes about the hazards of knitting, with some simple patterns ("recipes") for socks, scarves, and shawls mixed in.
Mar 05, 2017 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Delightful and very useful!
Apryl Anderson
This was sweet and chatty, and probably engaging for a sassy teen who's considering knitting as a rebellion. Not to my taste, as I've long ago considered and decided. I'd much rather make my declaration with my needles, not the pen.
Jennifer Johnson
Feb 11, 2009 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
After reading her last book, (#15)- I immediately made it a point to run out and get her latest book, Knitting Rules! The Yarn Harlot’s Bag of Tricks and I read it cover to cover pretty quickly. Pearl-McPhee’s latest book includes more of her great sense of humor as well as some great tips and basic patterns for items like hats, socks, scarves and even sweaters. Along with that she writes about essential knitting notions, but all in a fashion that’s both informative and entertaining. Her observa ...more
Nov 21, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
So initially, reading this was very good for the progress of my attempts to knit Christmas presents, because it made me feel smart and part of the knitterly in-crowd. So after reading a bit I would go knit a bunch, in a happy little cycle.

Thennnn... then it all went off the rails, because the different neat ideas were just... screaming to be tried out! So I figured, well, I wouldn't want to *fatigue* myself with my current knitting project (the one that has so far taken me months, and that need
Rebecca Smucker
Nov 08, 2013 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: knitting
This is exactly the book I needed.

I'm the kind of person--and, specifically, knitter--who wants to sit down and be able to just make something on the fly, without the constrains of a pattern. Pearl-McPhee is excellent for someone like me, since she gives you the general guidelines for making hats, scarves, socks, and mittens. I didn't have to rely on a pattern for the beanie I made after I read this book. In addition, Pearl-McPhee, who has a knitting blog, also has a great sense of humor and mak
Apr 07, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I received this book for my birthday, and finished it the next day. I thought it was a perfect mix of anecdotes from Stephanie Pearl-McPhee's own life and long knitting career and actual knitting guidelines. There aren't any real, strict patterns in this book and if that's what you're looking for there are many better books for you out there. On the other hand, this book outlines a large number of general patterns that you could adapt to any number of projects. Some of the jokes seemed to reiter ...more
Aug 30, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I bought this book on sale, thinking "Well I know pretty much all of the simple stitches, and I can build from there, so I don't really need another 'how to knit' book, but we'll see what this has." Best impulse decision of my life (at least so far as my knitting is concerned). While this book certainly does cover the basics in detail, it's often good to go over the basics again, because when you're self-taught, there's probably something you missed. The author has a wonderfully light, humorous ...more
Claire Bull
This is my "Go-To" book that I carry everywhere with me in my knitting bag. Stephanie's humour is infectious and her knitting instructions make this a classic, fun way to learn and enjoy knitting.
Great book for beginners and master knitters alike, and fun to read all of her anecdotes and tips or tricks. She is called the Yarn Harlot for a reason and we all adore her. No knitter should be without this book. It is top on my list of knitting books and a classic.
It is a constant in my world - Do y
Jun 08, 2013 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I loved it! Although it was a quick read, I am only left wishing there was more because it was such an enjoyable read. The author is funny and confidence inspiring. Knitting that I have avoided or not yet attempted (like socks, circular shawls, and sweaters), I now feel inspired - in the middle of summer on a day with a high over 90° - to reconsider. After reading the description of knitting socks, well, that doesn't sound so hard. And the circular shawls sound amazing! And maybe it's time to go ...more
Jun 02, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I didn't realize that this is half humor and half basic patterns until I started reading. I knit some, it's more of a part-time hobby for me, but I read the Yarn Harlot blog regularly and enjoy her brand of humor. I didn't really need the basic patterns, as I had already figured that out from other books and the internet. I ended up skipping a lot of the pattern information and just reading the stories and lists in the book. Still, it would be a nice resource to have if you're ever wondering abo ...more
Jan 16, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: knitting
The author's use of humor and personal experience fill this book with enriched knitting techniques on how to knit and what to knit for yourself. The author introduces a new term for knitter's to learn and understand in regards to gauge: relative gauge risk (RGR). The author discusses the importance of gauge and what and how to use gauge for your knitting projects. I found her explanation on gauge inspiring, since myself, I am only learning the importance of gauge in regards to its relative impor ...more
Jun 14, 2008 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: anyone who likes to knit
Recommended to Mary by: found on shelves
Shelves: craft
She explains that people who don't knit - the non-knitters - will never explain the lure of needles and yarn but that they will ask for hand knit items. She also explains and gives a conversion chart for all needles. She explains how to figure out what a yarn is (i.e. wool, silk, acrylic, etc) and what weight (bulky, cobweb, etc) and how to figure out how much you might have (cut 10 yards and then have the ends weighed and do the math, post office should be helpful). So far very funny. She gives ...more
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Stephanie Pearl-McPhee (better known as the Yarn Harlot) is a prolific knitter, writer and blogger known for her humorous but always insightful anecdotes and stories about knitting triumphs and tragedies.
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“it is pure potential. Every ball or skein of yarn holds something inside it, and the great mystery of what that might be can be almost spiritual” 18 likes
“It's only knitting and it's one of the few times in your life when there are no bad consequences to a mistake.” 13 likes
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