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183 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2010
So there ah wis: fuck aw dosh, desperate furra coffee but, wi schnapps in it, furra bit o company an' aw, a cunt or two tae talk to.
Ahm tellin ye, arent ah? Ma pockets wur empty, part fae a few fags, a few coins. Things wur a bit tight like. Tighter than tight, tae be honest. Waitin on money some cunt owed me, ah wis. Try sayin that but when yir fresh ootae the nick. Ahm owed a whack o money, jist dont hiv it yet.
Impresses nae cunt, that.
That wis the diffrince tae the rich ae today – cos nooadays, nae cunt pits in as much graft as the really rich, aw they entrepreneurs an' industrialists an' mega managers who hiv long since made their billions, still jet aroon the world but, like overexcited ants, workin sixty- tae seventy-oor weeks tae continue gettin richer until, literally, they drap fuckin deid.
Ah kin only see the wee stories. Ah hivnae got whit it takes tae dae a bigger story. Wi a beginnin, middle an' end. An inner logic ae its ain. An arc an' aw that jazz. Or ahm jist naw intristit in aw that cos ahm mair intristit in the wee stories. Ahm sorry if ahm naw gi'in ye whit ye wantit.