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Consider the Lobster and Other Essays

4.24  ·  Rating details ·  36,198 ratings  ·  2,734 reviews
Do lobsters feel pain? Did Franz Kafka have a funny bone? What is John Updike's deal, anyway? And what happens when adult video starlets meet their fans in person? David Foster Wallace answers these questions and more in essays that are also enthralling narrative adventures. Whether covering the three-ring circus of a vicious presidential race, plunging into the wars betwe ...more
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David
Jan 31, 2008 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: read-in-2007
Full disclosure: I have a major intellectual crush on David Foster Wallace. Yes, yes, I know all about his weaknesses - the digressions, the rampant footnote abuse, the flaunting of his amazing erudition, the mess that is 'Infinite Jest'. I know all this, and I don't care. Because when he is in top form, there's nobody else I would rather read. The man is hilarious; I think he's a mensch, and I don't believe he parades his erudition just to prove how smart he is. I think he can't help himself - ...more
Riku Sayuj

Consider The Essay

This is a fine collection of essays. It does not seem to be put together following any particular collective logic, but all the essays seem to be good advertisements to DFW’s intuitively imaginative, explorative and curious writing method. Would need to read more of DFW’s essays to be able to comment on the logic of this particular set of essays inhabiting the same book. It is, however, vintage DFW and hence cannot be rated below 5 stars, even if a couple of essays were so-
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B0nnie
Nov 27, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
What can I say? Another brilliant set of essays.

1. Big Red Son - at the AVN (Adult Video News) Awards. An insightful and amusing look at the porn industry.
For a regular civilian male, hanging out in a hotel suite with porn starlets is a tense and emotionally convolved affair. There is, first, the matter of having seen the various intimate activities and anatomical parts of these starlets in videos heretofore and thus (weirdly) feeling shy about meeting them. But there is also a com/>
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MJ Nicholls
May 14, 2011 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: merkins, non-fiction
Outstanding. The closest one can get to triple penetration in essay form.

Each one is a stunner, from the grotesquerie of the Adult Video Awards in ‘Big Red Son,’ the magniloquent ass-handing of John Updike, the sublime pedantry of the modern classic ‘Authority and American Usage,’ the obsessive campaign chronicling of ‘Up, Simba,’ to the staggeringly researched meta-bubbling John Ziegler profile ‘Host.’

All the essays succeed at tying razor-sharp exegeses of American cultu
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Michael
Jan 03, 2019 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This book reminds me why I love DFW. The erudition, humility, self-consciousness, and truth-seeking are all on fine display here, as is the extremely personal nature of his prose. He's constantly revealing himself while writing about others, even when such revelations are less than flattering, and is openly unsure about the worthiness of such self-revelation, and is also unsure whether this very open unsureness about the worthiness of his self-revelation is itself another layer of unworthy self- ...more
Tara
Dec 28, 2018 rated it really liked it
Consider the Lobster was an admirably consistent—and frequently entertaining—collection of essays by DFW. In my opinion, it was actually even stronger than his A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again, which was itself certainly no slouch. Thoughts on and ratings for the individual essays can be found below.

“Big Red Son”: 4.5 stars. This essay on the porn industry was peppered liberally with humorous observations and intelligent insights, but really, that industry is so monumentally absurd, the
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Bibi
Dec 31, 2016 marked it as on-hold-for-now
A reading inspired by Ian, who is presently traipsing across Portugal (whatever, I'm not jealous), because, Lord Byron, I presume.

This is my first foray into the works of DFW. It's unclear at this time if I'll read this in one sitting or at random, notwithstanding, my intent is to review each essay as a standalone.

Big Red Son

Big Red Son is the first of nine essays. What possible contrasts can be drawn between auto-castration, the Hollywood film industry with it's less celebrated but more lucrative twin, the US/>Big
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Michael Finocchiaro
This is an interesting collection of unrelated essays by the late David Foster Wallace. The funniest one for me was the title essay. No one could match him for wit and manipulation of language as this book attests. There are some essays though which are nearly unreadable like the one about a dictionary. Once you have read Infinite Jest and Pale King and wish to read a bit of his non-fiction, this one or Something Supposedly Fun that I'll Never Try Again would be a nice place to start.
Steven Godin
Apr 27, 2019 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I've long been told by so many to read Infinite Jest, but the problem is, an equal amount of people have said it's not worth the bother. For a book so long, I'm not ready to take the risk. I can't comment on his fiction, but this collection of essays was simply A+ material. I would have given five stars just for the piece on the porn industry. The rest too were also mighty fine. I don't use tour de force that often when it comes to books, but this was precisely that.

He's been called
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Khashayar Mohammadi
What a trip! DFW's fractured narrative feels more like a genuine conversation than anything else. The essays are insightful and thought provoking; but I feel they are aimed mostly at an American audience. I loved DFW's writing, especially the last piece where endnotes were boxed-in and merged with the body of essay itself; but asides from a chapter or two, a big bulk of the content was socio-political issues that hardly matter to a non-American.
Books Ring Mah Bell
Do you know that feeling of falling in love so hard and so fast that your head spins? That feeling that your sweetie is AMAZING, PERFECT, and you have no idea how you ever lived without them? The sun rises and sets with each breath they take??
No?
Sorry about your luck.

The first DFW book I read was A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again and I was instantly smitten. Totally in love.
And then I read this.

That AMAZING, PERFECT love? I feel like I have just busted him mid
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Moira Russell
(Ceci n'est pas une review, but I'm getting tired of just rating and adding status updates)

Thought maybe this was worth 4.7666666666666665 stars, but what the hell, there isn't going to be any more, so....'Up, Simba' wrestles in my affections with the cruise ship essay, it's that good. Big Red Son, Tracy Austin, lobsters, Dostoevsky, Kafka, 9/11, gutting Updike, all amazing....the _one_ thing I don't like is the Host essay, which seems a little long and (gasp) pointless, altho with a
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Dave Russell
There's a small theme running through some of these essays(1): People trying to bridge the gap between two different camps. In "Authority and American Usage" DFW praises Garner for bridging the gap between the Prescriptionist and the Descriptionist usage experts. In "Joseph Frank's Dostoevsky" Frank impresses DFW by weaving together two rival approaches to literary criticism. "Up, Simba" is an encomium to John McCain's ability to appeal to Young Voters (presumably of all political stripes(2).)

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Zanna
Apr 22, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
A Democratic Spirit is one that combines rigor and humility, ie, passionate conviction plus a sedulous respect for the convictions of others. As any American knows, this is a difficult spirit to cultivate and maintain, particularly when it comes to issues you feel strongly about. Equally tough is a DS’s criterion of 100 percent intellectual integrity – you have to be willing to look honestly at yourself and at your motives for believing what you believe, and to do it more or less continually.

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Oriana
Sep 30, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Oriana by: um, everyone?
Shelves: read-2010, read-2009
I don't have anything to say that hasn't already been said. DFW is/was amazing, brilliant, and it is so devastating that he won't spend the next several decades casting his genius out to us in small sips, book by book by book. One of my favorite things about reading what I consider to be DFW's best writing is the sheer grace of his phrasing, the joy of getting sucked right in and through paragraph after paragraph of the longest, most convoluted-seeming sentences which nonetheless pull you along effor ...more
Lena
Jan 31, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: essays
I didn't know much about David Foster Wallace when I cracked open this collection of his essays, so the first piece on the Adult Video News Awards caught me rather by surprise. Within just a few paragraphs, however, the sheer and utter brilliance of this fascinating and yet also erudite and intellectual examination of the porn industry left me with little doubt that DFW's reputation as one of the smartest and funniest writers of my lifetime is well-deserved.

Prior to this book, if you
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Ken-ichi
Jun 18, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Ken-ichi by: Akemi
Shelves: learning, snoot
"A strange and traumatic experience," David Foster Wallace wrote in an essay on attending the Annual Adult Video News Awards, "which one of yr. corrs. will not even try to describe consists of standing at a men's room urinal between professional woodmen [male porn stars] Alex Sanders and Dave Hardman. Suffice it to say that the urge to look over/down at their penises is powerful and the motives behind this urge so complex as to cause anuresis (which in turn ups the trauma)." Aside from hinting a ...more
Jackie "the Librarian"
David Foster Wallace is a self-described SNOOT, the sort of person "who watched The Story of English on PBS (twice) and read Safire's column with their half-caff every Sunday." So, he's a bit of a know-it-all, and if you're like me, you'll feel like you're out of your league trying to keep up with him when it comes to grammar and all things English.

But that's okay, because he's also witty and self-deprecating, and interested in not just English usage (thank goodness!), but also politics, lobster festi
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Valerie
Sep 14, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: non-fiction
I just finished reading Consider the Lobster by David Foster Wallace. What I'm left with is an absolute amazement at the immense amounts of knowledge related in the essays. It's like DFW had - or did enough research - to fill a set of encyclopedias on each topic, and then whittled it down to the presented short-storyish length.

In "Big Red Son", an essay about the Annual AVN Awards (that's Adult Video News, by the way) I learned more about the adult entertainment industry than I ever thought poss
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Rob
Nov 13, 2007 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: DFW fans; modern Americans
Recommended to Rob by: Sue; Adam
Shelves: 2008
I would suggest, dear reader, that when considering Consider the Lobster, that you consider it in the same light as David Foster Wallace's collection A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again . Use that book as your frame of reference for style and content and you can place this collection firmly into the category of "typical" DFW. That being said, if you thoroughly enjoyed A Supposedly Fun Thing... then you'll likely thoroughly enjoy this one as well; by that same coin, if you're on the fence, you're unlikely to be won ov ...more
Randy
Feb 15, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition

So let's get this out of the way: intellectually Wallace trounces Klosterman and Gladwell and still has more than enough left over to bounce David Brooks or any other pop-essayist du jour.

This collection is actually better, more substantial, than the essays in "A Supposedly Fun Thing..." It's nothing I can exactly single out, except that this group of essays came across as more polished, professional, but no less amusing and illuminating. In the course of reading these, I've had the
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Anni
Jun 27, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
First a declaration of interest: anything by Wallace gets a 5 star review from me.

David Foster Wallace was a truly a literary virtuoso – talent on a stick - with a style indebted to Mark Twain, seen as a major influence on his work.

I read the book a few years ago but have splashed out to get the Audible app so I could listen to this collection of essays narrated by the author himself – a marvellous gift from beyond the grave made possible by modern technology, though a poignant expe
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Leo Robertson
Not his best for the following reasons:

1. We know what we know now of how his life was cut short. So why the hell did someone, in retrospect, choose to send the great American writer to a bloody lobster festival? To a pornography awards show? At any rate, all this ended up revealing was that DFW was the real world Buzz Killington- he starts his porn award article with genital mutilation statistics, and implores of the readers of some gourmet food magazine to consider the pain and suf
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Snotchocheez
Mar 09, 2011 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I must confess that I am not one of the cult of DFW followers that wallow in his genius ramblings; I honestly appreciated, though did not love, his (universally acknowledged) masterpiece: "Infinite Jest"; despite its raw humor, it rambled and meandered WAY too much for me to get a feel for his true storytelling talent. It seemed almost as if he was using his (arguably infinite, or at least infinitely superior to my) intelligence to slap the reader insensate. (Part of this feeling was no doubt du ...more
rachel
Feb 20, 2010 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: true-story, 2010
What I look for in a David Foster Wallace book is not so much his much-talked about brilliance, but his humanity. Under the verbal and visual tricks, there was a sensitive man who thought and felt deeply about everything he experienced. He was not what I expected from a "post-postmodern writer," which is to say that he was earnest and genuinely funny, and his writing style seems to be an organic representation of how his brain works, rather than something consciously literary. Reading him feels ...more
Richard Harvey
Apr 20, 2019 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Having predictably traversed the 120 first pages of I J I turned to this highly enjoyable readable and fun lobster book. Something I like about DFW and something I find rather young and self-indulgent about him. So before getting back into IJ I have resorted to the Hideous Men book and I am not enjoying it at all. Harold Bloom says to be selective because you can't read all the books anymore... so I think I might go for the completist read of Delillo (apparently DFW's favorite author) and spare ...more
Selena
Jan 13, 2012 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: thebest, 2012
reading dfw takes work. it takes focus and a dictionary, and not the pocket kind that has commonly used words, but the kind with SAT words that is too heavy to carry. you probably have to read dfw at home or with a smart-phone handy. and i still prefer reading him to any other writer. i’ll throw the warning out there that i have an inability to articulate why i like a favourite author’s work (but this doesn’t mean i won’t keep trying).

i remember when dfw was writing and speaking abou
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Alex Van Beek
Jan 17, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This is the complete package: well-written, entertaining, and informative.
kartik narayanan
Welp, I could not finish the book. I found it to be weird - a throwback to the days of Art Buchwald etc but could not get into it for some unidentifiable reason.

I planned to binge David Foster Wallace but obviously that's no longer on the cards.
Peacegal
Wallace’s writing style takes some getting used to. He likes to abbreviate words in a way that would have made my college News Writing professor have conniption fits. The footnotes in this book are among the most excessive I have encountered in a popular work. (Think page-long footnotes.) The final essay is laid out in a bizarre and visually distracting way that looks sort of like maze or a chemistry diagram. Some of the essays are also in desperate need of pruning—Wallace’s experiences riding w ...more
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