When the Farmer Met the City Girl

by Jessa Kane

Bianca thought she was saving time by taking a shortcut down the country dirt road, but when she accidentally gets lost and ends up a hundred miles from civilization, she has two options: freeze to death in her car. Or spend the night with Dusty, the shy, giant farmer who offers her assistance.

Dusty can't believe his weary eyes when he sees the angel stranded in front of his farm. She's the most beautiful woman he's ever encountered—that's how he knows he can't have her. No, sir. She's too far out of his league. But this angel proves merciful, because much to his disbelief, she ends up in his arms. In his bed.

Bianca plans to leave in the morning to return to the city, but now that Dusty has tasted heaven, letting her go will prove impossible...and this farmer will go to any length to keep his angel on the farm where she belongs.

Genres: Novella, Romance, Smut, Contemporary Romance, Contemporary, Erotica, Small Town Romance

85 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 18, 2023

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Reviews

[Kristina · Rating 2 out of 5]

I went back and finished it and IT GOT WORSE! Country mouse meets city mouse, the porno. Beyond unhinged, this was bad, even for JK. There isn’t even any story here, it’s just a caveman farmer running around humping a young blond woman, spurting cum randomly. If someone has a fantasy where Sling Blade fucks Tinkerbell, this would suit.
This was so high cringe with major second hand embarrassment. Why did she write this? Her stuff is just descending into stupidity lately. It’s not even fun smut anymore. Maybe I’ve just read too many of them.

[Sonia · Rating 3 out of 5]

Ladies, maybe we all need to get ourselves a farmer

A nice, respectful, quiet one who doesn’t throw us over his shoulder and lets us live our dreams.

Or… we can get ourselves a duuurty one who can’t stand to be away from us, dribbles man juice left and right at the sight of us, needs to taste us, and is so big he has to inch himself in slowly 👀.

I know. It’s a hard choice ha?😅 guess which of the two this one has?

Bianca (20) drives away from home after being chastised by her mother. She’s an aspiring actress and is on the hunt to continue her dream of being famous. She’s driving and gets lost in the middle of nowhere. She’s starting to get scared when a huge man raps on her window to get her attention.

Who could it be? The scary scarecrow she keeps looking at? Or… It could be a serial killer…

But it’s not. It’s Dusty, a gentle-ish giant of a man who has never seen such a beautiful woman before. He’s been on his farm, enjoying a quiet, solitary life. When he sees Bianca, he falls for her instantly, at least one loooong, thiccccck part of his does 👀. When he tells her he needs to relieve some pressure😉, she tells him to do it there in front of her.

And he does 👀😅🔥. And she’s *mesmerized*. Well, you see, both of them are v’s… and they’ve never done this before.

So maybe they can lose it to each other now 👀.

Oh, what a duuurty treat this was. Duuuurty? For sure. I felt like I needed to wash my hands a few times 🤣🤣🤣. Maybe take a shower too...

Did I roll my eyes a few times? Of course. It’s JK here 🤣🤣🤣. But I was thoroughly entertained as well 🤷🏻‍♀️. It’s almost sacrilegious not to read her newest books 😅.

On par with JK, we have a moment where the MMC (H) is about to kill another man for XYZ reason. Here, Dusty is about to kill Bianca's casting director for propositioning her. But what does he do instead?

Well, he fucks Bianca of course... you know... show him who she belongs to... At this point, I shouldn't be surprised that there's some kind of exhibitionism in her book. The last one ( Enticing the Scrooge ) had the H doing the h in front of the priest in the middle of the ceremony (and the one before, As If I Wouldn't Fall has him fingering her in front of OM). At least here, Dusty was more conscious and didn't wanna burn in hell for it🤣😅.

This was definitely a ride to remember 😉🤣😅🔥🔥.

⚠️safety squad⚠️
-cheating/sharing/owd
-dual virgins
-omd- the casting director wants the h to sleep with him. The H almost kills him. The h convinces him to show the om why the h only wants the H 🔥
-exhibitionism/breast slapping/dirty talk/daddy kink/hand necklace/breeding kink/spanking/spit kink/ass play/praise kink
-no condoms
-HEA/epilogue 5 years

[ikram · Rating 2 out of 5]

the mmc is a farmer named dusty and he has a breeding kink… save yourself 💀

[Sammie Reads · Rating 2 out of 5]

Lord. I’m on a roll. Once again I wanted a cute little pallet cleanser after the dullness I just endured ALL DAY. This was quick. Short. Massively cheesy. And damn it, cringey as hell. Ugh! I wanted to love it, farmer guys and city girls are my favorite, but I didn’t like this one. I don’t even wanna recap it.

[Alexandra · Rating 5 out of 5]

Trigger warning: squeaking and tickling.

A masterpiece.

[Rae (semi-hiatus) · Rating 2 out of 5]

Well, props for this one not being creepy?

😂😂😂 I got major secondhand embarrassment tho. Idk if that’s because I grew up in a rural town, so I know people didn’t really speak like this, and definitely not that often, or if it was just everything combined, but dang that was wild. This was a country man stereotype to the max-OTT just what JK is known for 👌🏻

I didn’t particularly care for this plot/storyline at all. I actually hated it 😅. I think her other novellas are better in that regard. This made me think I was reading a book set in the 1950s. Wife taking care of the house, barefoot and pregnant, not a worry in her head while the man provides everything including his manly sperm.

The sex scenes were nice tho. Hot. A bit different. Daddy kink is here but there is no age play. There was some exhibitionism along with breeding. Both MCs were virgins (yay).

[Kimmylongtime · Rating 5 out of 5]

Not only is he a veteran but he’s a farmer !! What type of magical book is this. To top it all off it’s a dual virgin number with a man that pays attention to body cues. Also, Bianca knows what she wants and she doesn’t buckle down or jump when Dusty tells her too. The only issue I had is when they were having foreplay on that first night and he hadn’t washed his hands

Hello UTI has entered the chat !!

Other than that little mishap I couldn’t ask for a better book after the weekend I’ve had.

**Note to self**

Find a farmer with a big strong back that likes Daddy kink!! Shouldn’t be too hard right ??

I know after seeing this review I know you are interested in going through those fancy highlights !! I promise they are so worth it !!

Happy reading everyone 🥰😍

[Melluvsbooks]

I don’t think I can do this. He’s a blushing virgin 🙄 and he’s not a teenager. He’s a grown ass man that was about to blow in his pants just looking at the h. Maybe I’ll revisit when I’m in the right head space for chickens clucking around the house while grown people who just met watch each other jack/Jill off.

😅

[glavreads · Rating 3 out of 5]

if there’s one thing jessa kane is going to do, that’s entertain us

i just had no idea this was also going to be poetry… “say your piece so i can get back to stroking your insides with this footlong.”

i mean… ✨swoon✨

i love that her novellas simply defy the laws of space and times. our “city girl” presumably lives in the year 2022 but our farmer, maybe the 1800s? idk. he said he was served in the forces but by the way he speaks, i’m assuming it was during the civil war?

[Misha · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is the funniest shit I've ever read in my life. Not to mention my brain somehow fan cast the hero as Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock so... great.

Will be back with a silly goose review when I have the energy to do this chaos justice.

[Wobilba · Rating 3 out of 5]

So this was just a normal JK book. Short, ridiculous, over the top, cheesy, cringey, dirty filthy hot with a dash of daddy kink.

[Jo ✿ · Rating 3 out of 5]

JK is consistently unhinged and I’m not mad about it

[emma · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5/5
needed a jessa kane cause I hadn’t read one in so long and this did not disappoint. Jessa Kane for president 🫡

[Princess under cover · Rating 4 out of 5]

How can I resist an alpha, shy yet Daddy-material 6'6" beefy hairy sweet, bull-cocked man?

That's basically what this book is about. Lots of sex and lots of man.

Both virgins.

Yummmmm 😛😛😛😛😛😋😋😋😋😋

[Azet · Rating 3 out of 5]

Read this one as soon as i got an e-mail about this getting published. You can`t go wrong with a Jessa Kane smutty romance (well, most of the times).

[*CJ* · Rating 4 out of 5]

"When the Farmer Met the City Girl" is the story of Bianca and Dusty.

An aspiring actress, a gentle giant farmer, a car breakdown and a meet cute that leads to growling sex, a chase and a super sweet HEA. I adore double v cards, and this had it, and overall was more sweet than smutty. If only the book updated me on the pet chicken, which disappeared once the heroine showed up, I'd have rated this higher.

Safe
4/5

[Bluestockings Read · Rating 4 out of 5]

So this wasn't my favorite Jessa Kane ever, but while reading it, I asked myself:



🥕 And yeah, yeah I was.

This farmer drove to the city to find me, remembered the name of the place I work—and he brought flowers. “D-did you put the suit on just to come see me?”
“Just to come see you? Bianca, you’re an event.”

🚜

I sniff indignantly and punch him in the butt. “Put me down, Dusty.”
“As soon as we’re in your apartment,” he drawls calmly. “I’m happy to walk in circles until you give me the address.”
“I’m not telling you!”
“I’m going to rip that little bandana off your tits as soon as we’re in the door and suck them until you scream.”
“Seventy East Nineteenth Street. Apartment 3A.”

🍅

“You’re…you’re using my body against me.”
His gaze sharpens, turns troubled. “Now don’t go saying it like that.”
“It’s the truth. You know that I’m extremely attracted to you. You’re weaponizing sex!”
He studies me hard for several seconds, before a cocky grin spreads across his face. “Extremely attracted, huh?”

🌾

“We should have waited and used a condom,” I grumble.
“But, baby…” He kisses me slowly, his lips curving into a smile, taking my lips along with them. “Do they even make them in my size?”
“You know, it’s possible to be too confident.”

🍆

[april ♡ probably reading smut - safety reviews · Rating 3 out of 5]

3/5 ⭐️
2/5 🌶️

“Bianca,” he breathes, that mighty chest beginning to heave. “I had no idea.” “No idea about what?” “You’re beautiful,” he blurts. “Dear Jesus, I’ve never seen anything like you.”

This book was such a guilty pleasure to read. Jessa Kane will always be a favorite author of mine!

tropes: dual virgins
kinks: spit kink, daddy kink, exhibitionism
triggers: none

safety:
dual virgins
no OM/OW
no cheating/sharing
HEA 🖤

[Lolina ⋆]

Jessa, this is really how we're gonna start off the new year, huh 💀

I could write a really long eloquent review about this book, but it truly wouldn't be able to encapsulate how unhinged this was.

Y'all don't even get a quote from me, bc a girl is tired after reading this💀😭.

Anyways, this shit was hilarious and I loved it 💀, and I'm convinced that JK ruined me for other normal novellas, that aren't equally as unhinged 😭.

[Christy · Rating 4 out of 5]

Is this a new Era of Jessa Kane where she makes her book covers look like Nicholas Sparks ripoffs? We all know what we're here for, Jessa.

[Sarandah chrysalis · Rating 4 out of 5]

Bonkers, and exactly what one would expect from Jessa Kane

[Cat H · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5 stars.
Hot, ridiculously over the top, and perfectly filthy. As always.
It was smuttastically fun, with hardly any plot, and I loved it.

[❁ lilyreadsromance ❁ · Rating 3 out of 5]

Kinda surprised myself when that 'daddy' hit me in the face, considering it has been awhile since I read a smutty one.

It was your normal JK book. Very much instalove, very much possessive ml, very much ddlg.

[Kristina · Rating 3 out of 5]

Its JK. I’m always gonna read it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[♥ℳelody · Rating 1 out of 5]

“Make me squeak louder, Daddy.”

Oh boy. I've heard Jessa Kane's books can be weird and wild, I knew beforehand and heard this is a lighter tamer sampling of her work and the blurb intrigued me. This started off cute and fun but oh man it quickly veered into WTF territory for me. For starters, this has Daddy kink. I've made a point of avoiding this kink in my reads for years and had I known it was in this novella I would have skipped it. And sometimes you come across something you swore off and it may change your mind. Welp I can now 100% confirm, it's still very much not my thing, it will never be my thing, not here or anywhere. I don't like Daddy kink, Sam-I-am. It will never be sexy in the bedroom and it weirds me the hell out. For me it's the same as if a guy yelled Yes, Mommy! in the throws of passion. See? Not sexy. 😂🤢 Second, the dirty talk and sex lingo is not it.

“Lord Jesus have mercy,” he barks, stopping halfway. “You don’t take a cunt like this on a shortcut down a deserted road, you hear? This here cunt keeps to the highway.” “Yes, sir,” I breathe. “I don’t know how long I’ll last in this pretty wet thing.” His face is a mask of pain. “Barely halfway in and my balls already want to burst.”

“Tell me where you’re going to put that cream.”
“On your bull cock,” she whispers shakily. “All over it.”

For a shy virgin farmer, Dusty really had a mouth on him. Some of the stuff he says is just 🥴. It was a little too much even for me and you have to suspend all belief considering he's a lonely farmer who's never even been near a woman. lol Words like "Fuckhole" "pulsing johnson" and "footlong" are not sexy to me. It's just so squick. And I get your hero is well hung but is he a bull with how much he ejaculates? Jesus Christ.

...growling and grunting while my moisture flows into her, overflowing almost immediately and splashing down onto the floor, leaving a puddle behind.

All that aside, things started to take a really weird and dark turn with this lovely little moment after the hero and heroine sleep together and he wakes up the next morning discovering she left him:

That’s when I see it—the little stain of virgin blood left by my darlin’. A scrape of sound leaves me and I fall to my knees, kissing the red mark, trailing my fingers over it reverently. I only allow myself to bask in the memory of her hymen ripping around my cock for a few minutes and then I’m back to packing, dropping toiletries onto my stack of clothes. I don’t have an overnight bag, on account of never going anywhere, so I wrap everything in the bloody sheet and throw it over my shoulder, tearing out of the house like a man on a mission.

Then to top it off, for the grand finale to close out this circus show of WTF Am I Reading? this doozy happens at the very end:

“Maybe we should show him what a real man looks like.” My lust for this woman is very powerful thing and it takes over now, distracting me. We wind our tongues together, me basking in her praise. A real man. It’s strange to be kissing her like this in front of an audience, but on the other hand, I’m shocked to find…I like it. Like him knowing she can’t keep her hands off me—and no one else........
“I’m going to call security,” blusters the man.
I pin him with a look while jerking down my zipper. “No. You’re going to stand there and watch this.” I lick my fingers and wet the tip of my cock, once, twice, until it’s well lubricated. Then I use my finger to hook her panties to one side and I drive my thickened meat up inside of her, the sound of her gratified cry filling the hallway. “Who am I, darlin’?”
“Daddy.” She writhes desperately between me and the wall. “More!”
“Hear that?” I jackhammer her for a good ten seconds, her dangling legs shaking on either side of me. “I’m her Daddy—and there’s only room for one.” I surge deep and groan over the way she clenches. “Matter of fact, there’s barely room for one. And that’s something you’ll never find out for yourself, because this little angel is mine. Contact her or come near her again and I’ll throw you from the roof of the building—and we’ll laugh on your way down.”

For context, the hero follows the heroine to her audition with a producer of a new show. It turns out it's a casting couch situation and the hero is outside and overhears the whole thing and this is their "fuck you" to the slimeball. The hero whipping out his dick and fucking her right in front of the guy. I'm all for some kinky fantasy but this is where my brain just stops. This went above and beyond realism for me and just plain unhinged. Y'all couldn't just fuck in the elevator like normal people? Letting another man who propositioned your girl for a job watch while she rides your dick like a pogo stick is not my idea of a good time nor is it hot.



Jessa Kane is not for me. 👋

[Alison · Rating 5 out of 5]

I should have known better.

Because of the title, for some reason I thought this would be boring. I was wrong. It’s the dirty smutty Jessa Kane I know and love. Great quick read.

[currently being delulu · Rating 3 out of 5]

Lol this was so bad but I’m not surprised hello??? This is a jessa Kane novella ppl not the next Stephen king.

[Christi (christireadsalot) · Rating 4 out of 5]

A wild unhinged time, in the best way. I mean, is there any other way to describe a Jessa Kane novella? 🤣 This one was a romp and then some! Bianca is a city girl who takes a detour while on the road and ends up lost in the country. She ends up parked near Dusty’s farm and he comes out to offer her a warm place to stay for the night. We find out both are virgins and ready to spend the night getting cozy together, which leads to more. She flees back to the city for an acting audition, he chases after her to win her, decorations of love, steam all over the place, possessiveness…sometimes in front of others. Just pure fun lol

[Miranda · Rating 4 out of 5]

Miss Jessa that was insane. Thank you 😂😂

[nikki · Rating 2 out of 5]

Kinda sweet cuz they were both virgins but the smut was cringe lolz