First Prize for the Worst Witch
Mildred is starting the Summer Term at Miss Cackles Academy. (This is Year Four). Mildred is excited to get Year Four over with. Year Fives get to wear a different uniform that consists of a multi-stripped tie and a braid swen around their cloaks. While flying back, they pass a circus and Mildred wishes it wasn’t so far away or maybe they could take a field trip. They fly a little to high and Star doesn’t like it and hops from the front of the broom to the back. Even when Mildred flies lower he doesn’t get back in the front. At school, Mildred is reunited with Maud and after Mildred does a eerily accurate impersonation of Hard broom they wonder what she’ll have come up with this year and guess that because of the new pool a lot of swimming will be involved. Mildred says she’s practiced over the holidays just in case.
On the last day of Summer Term there was a ceremony called Fourth Year Firsts, when prizes were awarded to pupils who had proved themselves best in certain subjects over the past four years. It was also the occasion when the witch chosen to be Head Girl for the coming year would be solemnly announced. This event was actually more important to the girls than the final year itself, when there would be no time for distractions, as everyone would be working madly to pass the Witches’ Higher Certificate. Maud says she hopes to get “Team Spirit”. Mildred confesses she’d like to be “Head Girl” and this strikes both of them as hilarious as its so unlikely. They laugh so hard they have to land to avoid crashing into a tree. (Besides who could ever compete with Ethel Hallows).
Ethel and Drusila are an hour behind. Ethel is in a bad mood because Mildred has become such a good flier. Drusila is trying hard to keep up. Ethal confesses to her friend that she’s been thinking about how every time she thinks Mildred messed up and she’ll be kicked out, she turns it around somehow. She’s sure to be voted Head Pilot. Drusilla tells her that at least she knows she’ll be Head Girl. Drusilla gets a little behind because her hat comes off flying and she shows something (a faded poster) she found in the trees. Ethel grins mischievously and says they’d better take it to Miss Cackle.
When they get back, Cackle and Hard broom announce that the pool is ready and since Mildred won it, her class gets to swim in it first. So, the girls change into their swimming costumes and head to the pool. Only the pool isn’t quite what they expected. True, it was a large rectangle full of water, but the structure surrounding it was like an enormous old-fashioned greenhouse, with a huge pitched roof made entirely of steel struts and glass. Several of the skylights were propped open to let out the condensation, but they also let in the wind that whipped constantly around the high castle walls, and the girls shivered as they imagined getting into their costumes.
To make matters worse, the water was so crammed with bulrushes and plants that no one could quite imagine how they would actually get in and attempt any sort of swimming. Far from the turquoise tiles of Maud’s imagination, the water was dark and sinister; you couldn’t see the bottom and it looked as though things might be lurking. HB explains it’s a ecological pool. Self-cleaning, with carefully chosen plants, so no need for chlorine or any polluting chemicals, which means it’s full of fascinating pondlife – perfect for natural history studies-which they can do while getting exercise.
Mildred asks what kind of pondlife and is told water snails, flying insects, frogs, dragon flies, and underwater larvae. Plus lots of healthy silt at the bottom to assist with frogspawn and other developing larvae and eggs, Mildred gets called into Cackle and HB’s office and the show her the poster which shows a ringmaster in a top hat, a lady on a trapeze, a seal and a Shetland pony. Sitting on the back of the pony was a small dog. Immediately Mildred notices that the dog is Star. Mildred pleads with them not to send Star back. She starts to cry. They say it’s a difficult situation but they should at least see if Brilliantine’s Amazing Travelling Circus wants him back. Cackle tells her to keep her head up. Maybe they won’t be able to find the circus and she’ll get to keep Star.
Mildred confesses to Maud that she *did* fly over this circus and realizes that’s why Star jumped to back of the broom and tried to hide. Maud advises to not saying anything to Ethel. if Miss Cackle and H.B. don’t make a huge effort to find the circus, enough time might pass so that they genuinely give up. Then she should also avoid starting a fight with Ethel. It will only make her try harder to find the circus.
Drusilla overhears Enid, Maud, and Mildred outside their door talking about the circus. While initially she was feeling guilty about showing the paper to Ethel and was getting a lot of heat for it (because Ethel didn’t mention she was the one who told of course not) and she was going to apologize to Mildred. Now she can’t resist and goes to tell Ethel about the circus thinking of how much more easy it would make her difficult friend to get along with.
Mildred gets called to Cackle and HB’s office and inside are Mr and Mrs Brilliantine. Mildred takes Star with her but before they get to the office he wanders off down the hall. Mr. and Mrs Brilliantine were surprisingly nice and thoughtful. Miss Cackle had already explained to them how attached Mildred and the dog had become – Mildred had perked up on hearing this – but her hopes were dashed when Miss Cackle told them that Mildred had always known he would have to go back to the circus if it was found. They tell him he feel off the crate when they were moving around. He never liked the circus much but they never mistreated him and always feed him. The audience loved him. They ask for him back if she can bear to part with him.
Mildred says she’d rather not but Cackle says he was never hers to begin with. Then HB brings him in yelping and carrying on. It turns out his name is Binky. Mildred says her goodbyes and asks if she can come visit him. HB says no that would just confuse him and her. So, she leaves the office without another look. She breaks down once in her room and tells Enid and Maud she knows there’s nothing to be done but she wishes there was something she could do to get him back.
Mildred tries to get Tabby on the broomstick but nothings changed and she finds herself getting teased by Ethel and Drusilla. Mildred confronts them but they say nothing. Drusilla blushes. Ethel looks smug. Mildred walks off in tears and anger. Ethel says now things will go back to normal. Mildred will go back to being the worst witch -as it should be-. Maud and Enid tell Mildred things have a way of always turning around for Mildred-as if she has a magic pixie-. All she has to do is be patient and this situation too will work itself out in her favor.
Sadly, it didn’t take long before Mildred found it impossible to concentrate on anything, and she was soon back at the bottom of the class in all subjects. One night she had a horrible dream about Star. He often featured in her dreams (usually happy ones, although these made her sad when she woke up and found they weren’t true), but this one was a nightmare. In the dream, Star was locked up in a crate, with a thunderstorm raging outside, and she was flying around, dodging lightning bolts while trying to get him out.
Mildred woke with a jolt. She was partly glad that it had only been a dream, but she also had an unsettled feeling that the little dog might have been trying to send her a telepathic message. The dream had seemed so real. Mildred decides to go to Queen’s Warren just to make sure he’s ok. She convinces Enid and Maud to come with her. When they get there Binky’s in a cramped cage and starts to howl. This wakes up the owners. They wonder how they got there. (Before they asked what kind of school it was to Cackle and HB seeing the cloaks and uniforms and they were told an old-fashioned one and a magical one). So they make up a story that Enid has an aunt that has long hair and had to go to the hair dressers to get a perm early and dropped them off. So the owners invite them in for breakfast and let Binky out of his cage.
Enid, Maud, and Mildred learn over breakfast that this isn’t much of a circus. Binky seems to pull out all the weight. There’s a seal that won’t even balance a ball on it’s noise and there’s a pony that just trots around the ring and that’s it. Soon its time for them to say goodbye. Miss Brilantine says they could have all three animals if they had something to replace them, but unfortunately Binky has to stay. Mildred wishes again there was something she can do about how unhappy Binky, Spotty, and the pony looked but unfortunately they have to get back before the rising bell.
Mildred has an idea. She’ll use her animal speaking spell to find out of the animals are really unhappy. So, she goes back to the circus. The spells work. The seal says it’s name is Selkie and the Brilliantines found him at Grim Cove. He wants to go home to his family. He’s a Common Seal and the only trick he knows is how to turn into a banana. Mildred says she knows the place and he asks if she can take him back there. He hates it here. He can never seem to please them.
The pony says his real name is Merlin and he once belonged to a nice little girl that had to be sent to boarding school. When she went to school he got sold to the Brillantines They all hate the traveling. Binky says when he came there he was a pupply so he didn’t mind it too much because he didn’t know any other way of life. He enjoyed doing his acrobatic acts each evening -tho it did get boring being left outside and sleeping-. Then he feel out of the crate when they were on the move and she found him and that was wonderful. But then the Brilliantines took him back and he hated every minute there because he knew what he was missing. He begs her to take him home.
Then they all plead with her not to leave them there. Mildred says she’ll have to go back to school for a week or so to think of a plan but she promises them she’ll be back to rescue them. Enid comes up with the idea that they can use Privilege Spell – you know, the one where we can enchant any sort of brush. We could do a flying dustpan and brush for Mr Brilliantine when he’s being a clown, and a big yard-broom for them to do acrobatics on. And a whole load of toothbrushes in different colors to offer the Brillantines in exchange for the animals. The circus owners are astonished and ask how it works. Mildred tells them you just have to speak to them in a particular way. I’ll show you how in a moment. And you have to be very firm with the dustpan and brush. The yard-broom is fine, and the toothbrushes are a dream, but for some reason the dustpan and brush have a bit of a wild streak so you have to show them who’s boss. Then she gives them lessons. They agree to the trade.
They do the transfer spell to send Selkie back. Miss Bat comes into Cackle and HB’s office and says a seal materialized in the pool. HB then spots Mildred, Enid, and Maud arriving back with the dog and the pony. Cackle invites them into her office to explain. It turns out Dulcie (one of the students) is the girl that Merlin belonged to and when Cackle sends her to get him some water she recognizes him and begs Cackle to let her watch him. HB finds out Mildred didn’t do the spell properly because her mind wondered for a minute if they could keep the seal in the pool. HB makes them go to the pool to verify it’s the same seal. Then she does the spell properly and sends it to Grim Cove.
HB wants to find out how Mildred got the circus owners to trade but Cake says the letter is legit so no need. They’ll retire Mildred’s poor unfortunate cat again, let Mildred have fun with Star, and advertise riding lessons in our coming year’s prospectus – and it’s such a pleasant coincidence that Merlin was Dulcie’s pony in the first place. So there you are – everyone’s happy and no harm done. Ethel has Drusilla go to the circus to snoop and see what she can find out. She repots all the magical items used and Ethel is thrilled and goes straight to Cackle and HB. Again Cackle says everyone’s happy and comments that Mildred has all the qualities of being a Head Girl. They go back and forth on whether it should be Ethel or Mildred and why.
At the ceremony, Ethel wins awards for “Highest Grads” and “Best Pilot”. Maud gets the award for “Team Spirit”. Mildred is so engrossed in crosswords with Enid that she’s shocked when she hears her name called as Head Girl. She chooses Enid as her deputy.
My Thoughts:
This one was just a feel good kinda story all around. Mildred gets to keep her pet. She gets Head Girl. Maud gets an award. Enid gets to be second in command. At first, I thought the Brillantine’s would turn out to be horrible and abuse the animals. I wasn’t really crazy about them being locked in those small cages either but I don’t think these people thought that was wrong. Today they don’t even have animals in circus’s anymore because of this. I honestly didn’t know *what* to do with that when I heard it. There was a circus coming here (I think last year) and I wanted to go because it was one of those nostalgic memories I had that my family and I did. And it might motivate me in what I’ve been struggling through to write. Anyways I heard they didn’t have any animals and I was thinking WHAT? What kind of circus is that? It definitely wasn’t the kind I remember and it just cemented that things in this age have gone VERY DOWN HILL! I was thinking ok well can’t they just make better (bigger) cages for the animals. And speaking of circus’s I’m not even sure how this circus made any money. It sounded EXTREMELY LAME! They have two acts (a clown, a trapeze artist, and an acrobat dog). Ok three. I hope it was a free circus. But nice story.
Rating: 7