Things You Should KNow: At This Stage In Your Life

by Brad Gosse, Vector Toons (Illustrator)

Old ladies will hit you with frying pans. You always need to wash your hands. Never spit in another kids mouth. Aviod the kkk when you visit the south. During a pandemic you should wear a mask. Don’t sneeze into anyone’s glass. Don’t rub your face on the handles of a car. Being a yes man won’t get you very far. Whatever happens don’t beat a dead horse. Make sure to always know when the ball’s in your court. Don’t eat garbage for crying out loud. Don’t spend your life with your head in the clouds. Never lick a dirty toilet seat. When you pick your nose. You should never eat. Please don’t lick your friends phone screen. Never fuel the fire with gasoline. Don’t share used bubble gum with your friends. You can’t spend forever sitting on the fence. Don’t put your lips on the knob of a door. Never eat food you find on the floor. People will use guns to defend their house. Always wear a condom when you bang somebodies spouse.

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Published September 21, 2020