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312 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2010
Here is a list of things I am afraid of: elephants flying, terrorists, sexually transmitted diseases, credit card statements, Poles, ballet teachers, and failure, which is generally agreed to be the opposite of success. Unless you’re trying to practice some sort of reverse psychology on me, in which case you can go and fuck yourself.
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