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516 pages, Paperback
First published November 1, 2009
Take it away, Lily!
The video game exists in a different medium, you’re probably too awed by the graphics and busy in fight sequences too worry or care about the story behind it. Or maybe it just all comes together in a much better fashion when you have the visuals but this book, dude, this book was so bad I gave up immediately.
About the prose, imagine a beautiful and poignant verse being summarized/translated/simplified by someone who understands the surface but fails to go into the depth of its meaning. Imagine that simplification/explanation/summarization being read by a robot. It’ll still sound better than how this book is narrated.
And don’t get me started on how this godforsaken prose is made a hundred times more insufferable by the dumbass-ness of the plot. It’s based on a game and it shows. Our Assassin conquers every obstacle in his path, learns all skills possible, kills every enemy he’s faced with, just happens to overhear all important conversations that reveal all important things and whenever he murders his foes he sneaks a peek into their wallets and finds the missing pages of the Codex his Creed is trying to put together. Yeah, they just happen to keep the most critical piece of information both Assassin’s and Templars are after, in their wallets. ALL of them.
I also took issue with the time passage in this book. Years and years pass, our main character goes from 17 to 44 and yet you wouldn’t know it until muuuch later when someone casually mentions it. I was always taken aback by that. Here I was, thinking that he was 19, when in fact he was 27.
For me, there was no difference between Ezio Auditore, the Assassin, and a guy who was killed in an attack in some city, for all the thought put into him. The book spans more than two decades and you still see no development. 17 year old Ezio and 44 year old Ezio are exactly alike. Perfect specimens, physically, psychologically and in terms of skill.
Woah, woah, slow down there, tigers. Why such hurry?
MA CHE CAZZO!!!!!