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It's a bit like Huckleberry Finn, except that you've got a VW Microbus instead of a raft. And his German girlfriend, whom he chivalrously refers to as Claudia Schiffer With Brains, instead of Jim. And it's set in Northern Europe, rather than the American South. And I don't think there's any scene in Mark Twain's book which involves a porno movie where the actors are covered in tinned peaches. Well, conceivably the bit with the Royal Nonesuch. You never do get to hear any details about what the K ...more