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It's a bit like Huckleberry Finn, except that you've got a VW Microbus instead of a raft. And his German girlfriend, whom he chivalrously refers to as Claudia Schiffer With Brains, instead of Jim. And it's set in Northern Europe, rather than the American South. And I don't think there's any scene in Mark Twain's book which involves a porno movie where the actors are covered in tinned peaches. Well, conceivably the bit with the Royal Nonesuch. You never do get to hear any details about what the King's ...more