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Don't Call Me Ishmael (Ishmael Leseur #1)

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By the time ninth grade begins, Ishmael Leseur knows it won't be long before Barry Bagsley, the class bully, says, "Ishmael? What kind of wussy-crap name is that?” Ishmael's perfected the art of making himself virtually invisible. But all that changes when James Scobie joins the class. Unlike Ishmael, James has no sense of fear—he claims it was removed during an operation. ...more
Hardcover, 272 pages
Published September 18th 2007 by Greenwillow Books (first published 2006)
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Edacheeky (Eda D) Yes me too!!! i loved it! It was so authentic, real and beautiful and i loved how it was funny and light-hearted at the same time. Yes he does get to…moreYes me too!!! i loved it! It was so authentic, real and beautiful and i loved how it was funny and light-hearted at the same time. Yes he does get to hang out with Kelly and yes there IS a sequel called "Ishmael and the return of the Dugongs" and a third book: "Ishmael and the hoops of Steel". I have read them all and they are all wonderful books! the goodreads links for them are here:
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Jo
3.5 stars.

“One of the Beatles had just fallen out of my pants.
I was pretty sure it was Ringo.”



A conversation.A heated debate.

Jo -So, I really enjoyed this book. It was full of colourful characters, hilarious dialogue and ridiculous (and fun!) situations, this book will definitely appeal to middle-grade readers. However I couldn’t help but think that there were some jokes that went on a bit longer than they should of. I imagine my face was similar to the face I pull when my granddad, my colou
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Sarah
Feb 17, 2009 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I enjoyed this immensely from start to finish. The plot was by no means unconventional but the writing was so fantastic that I hardly noticed. The narrator's 'voice' was so vivid and he told his story with such a dramatic, humorous, theatrical flourish that you felt like his troubles with the school bully and insecurities about girls and public speaking were bigger news than WWII.
I immediately guessed that the writer was a high school teacher, and sure enough, a quick check of the 'about the aut
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Henry Moss
'Don't Call Me ISHMAEL' is a good book and I enjoyed reading through it. The book was good because at the end of most chapters it had a little comment that made you want to keep reading. These included things like 'But I was wrong' which always made me want t read one more page. The book has some humourous points that made me chuckle in a happy manner. The characters are believeable and you actually start to generate feelings for them which is always a good thing for any reader. Overall I enjoye ...more
Shane Harcombe
A pleasant read, with many of the familiar themes of early high school life. I really enjoyed the character of James Scobie and think many people could learn a lot from the way he conducts himself. A very sweet book that I think any late primary to early high school child would enjoy. I will seek out the sequel.
Benna
Jun 02, 2011 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
A very funny book although probably more for younger readers
Viktoria
Dec 26, 2010 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2010, children
Ismael hasst seinen Namen und wird anscheinend aufgrund seines Namens immer wieder von einem Jungen seiner Klasse gehänselt. Ismael hat die beste Technik herausbekommen, dem aus dem Weg zu gehen, nämlich indem er sich so unsichtbar wie nur möglich macht. Das geht aber nicht mehr, als ein neuer Mitschüler in die Klasse kommt, der Ismael auch noch in seinem Debattierclub haben will...
Ein witziges Buch, dass Mut machen möchte, gegen Mobbing vorzugehen und für Zivilcourage einzutreten. Klingt jetzt
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James Purkis Purkis
I am reluctant to criticize YAF because it is not aimed at my reading level. The character of Ishmael is engaging in his own self defeatist attitudes and his cast of school yard enemies and weird friends surpass being simply caricatures. The plot is not over predictable and the action never gets bogged down for too long in any one scene. This lends the book an easy going feel that made it a pleasure to keep reading. My main criticism would be the message about bullying and the melodramatic natur ...more
Kathy Lane
I love laughing aloud and being taken by surprise. The emotions and character reactions felt authentic. I plan to read top contenders again. Alexie's book is great, but not appealing to local teens so far where Ishmael is captivating all -young and no longer young. (KDL)

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Jamestasmanbones
i thought that this book was a good book and very enjoyable to read, it was a book that could be great to read for all ages but especially for teenages or people that have started at a new school. The book focuses alot on bullying and how to cope with bullying. i really enjoyed reading this book and i would like to read the next one.
Sarah Waters
Apr 26, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
The start of this book didn't grab me but after seeing its rating and reading reviews I persisted and I'm glad i did! Really enjoyed getting to know the main character and the introduction of James Scobie was a highlight for me. Would have loved to have had his character throughout the book. This book would promote a lot of discussion, especially in regards to bullying. Great mature read!
Megan G
Jul 30, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: tweens maybe teens
Shelves: read-for-school
This book is SO funny. So many things happen the you might even blush on what happen to Ishmael. There's also so many parts that you are/would fall to the ground laughing. This book is amazing and no doubt recommend it to all of my friends and family and everybody else.
Abi
May 12, 2011 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
good so far
Charmaine Clancy
Hilarious!
Mu'iz Bakar
Mar 30, 2015 rated it liked it
This book is just okay.
Siobhan
so far it great!
Kiarnah
"Don't Call Me Ishmael is a young adult novel written by the Australian author Michael Gerard Bauer." Ishmael Leseur is a 14 year old boy, how he navigates through year 9 and his experiences throughout the school year.

Miss Tarango arrives to start the class, this is where Barry Baglsey and his friends find out about Ishmaels' name and where it came from. This allowed them to think of new nicknames to torment Ishmael with. However, Miss Tarango insults Barry which puts him in his place which the
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Tayla
Oct 09, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Don't Call Me Ishmael! Is an entertaining and funny read. Bauer manages to keep the tone of the book light despite the serious themes. The inner thoughts of the main character Ishmael are relatable for all teenagers and younger readers. When initially starting this book I thought it would not be something that interested me, but I soon found it to be quite enjoyable. The humour was at times a bit stale and jokes were restated too much, but this did help to show the character's personalities. The ...more
Jem
May 30, 2017 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
really funny
Ezabelle
Mar 09, 2017 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
the best book i have read in ages. it is a great story and does sure make me laugh. i recommend reading this book if you want to laugh.
Jane
Sep 18, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Schülern ab 12 Jahren
Recommended to Jane by: Judith Schröder (Osiander Tübingen)
Ein altersgerechtes gut geschriebenes Buch über Mobbing und Selbstwertgefühl voller versteckter und offensichtlicher literarischer Anspielungen.
Indya
Dec 13, 2016 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Had to read this for school years ago. Honestly can't remember anything about it.
Julie
"Don't Call Me Ishmael is a young adult novel by Australian author Michael Gerard Bauer. It is about Ishmael Leseur, a 14-year-old boy, and his experiences in Year Nine of school. It won the 2008 award for children's literature at Writers' Week, Australia's oldest writers' festival.[1] It was short-listed for the Children's Book Council of Australia's Book of the Year award in the older reader category in 2007.[2]

His Year Nine teacher, Miss Tarango, tells the whole class about the name Ishmael c
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Benedikt Schumacher
Don’t Call Me Ishmael is a young adult fiction book written by Michael Gerard Bauer in 2006. In 2008 the book won the award for children's literature at Writers' Week. The author was born in Brisbane, Australia and has written many other books such as the running man.

The book is about a ninth grader called Ishmael Leseur who think he has a terrible life and a syndrome he made up called the “Ishmael Leseur Syndrome”. He believe this makes him extremely socially awkward. When he comes to school hi
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Sue
Feb 22, 2017 rated it liked it
Don't Call Me Ishmael by Michael Gerard Bauer (2007)
Stacy Nyikos
Jan 07, 2015 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Don't Call Me Ishmael

Michael Gerard Bauer

MG/YA

If the cold, dreary, dark days of January have blanketed you, this is just the right read. Don't Call Me Ishmael is Bud, not Buddy hilarious and set in Australia, where, currently, it is summer! So pull up a chair and toast your toes on the warmth and humor of this story.



Basic plot: Ishmael Leseur, a Year Nine student (that's down under for ninth grader), suffers from ILS, Ishmael Leseur Syndrome, which is Ishmael's name for his particular brand of
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Buchdoktor
Ismael ist nicht allein wegen seines Namens zum Gespött seiner Klassenkameraden geworden. Typen wie Barry Bagsley brauchen einfach jemanden, auf dem sie herum trampeln können. Als James Scobie neu in die Klasse kommt, stockt Ismael - und Michael Bauers Lesern - der Atem. James ist außergewöhnlich klein, adrett, er hat mehr als merkwürdige Angewohnheiten und macht so ziemlich alles falsch, das ein Schüler falsch machen kann, der nicht zur Zielscheibe eines überzeugten Mobbers werden will. Doch de ...more
Kay Smith
Sep 30, 2014 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I just borrowed this book from my school library. I recently finished it today. It is my favorite book in the world now!!! This book has inspired me so much. i would like to say that Michael Gerard Bauer is an amazing writer!! I love the characters so much and it feels like i had a strong connection to this book. I LOVED this book so much. It is an awesome book. Ishmael is a very awesome character. I love the way that he tells the story of his school year and how he felt about it. But i would li ...more
Leselibelle
Jul 15, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
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Ismael hasst seinen Namen. Besonders deswegen, weil er für die tyrannische Clique ständige Steilvorlagen bietet. Er ist es gewohnt so gut es geht abzutauchen, um ja keinem der bösen Jungs aufzufallen. Doch das gelingt leider nur bedingt. Als ein neuer Schüler in die Klasse kommt, ändert sich die Situation jedoch maßgeblich, denn dieser neue Schüler kann mit der bloßen Kraft seiner Worte, die vorlauten Jungs zum Schweigen bringen. Ist der Debattierclub, der vom neuen Schüler mitbegründet w
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Sophie Jean
Don't Call Me Ishmael! was an easy and distracting read. The story centers around a ninth grader named Ishmael, who was bullied by Barry Bagsley all of eighth grade. Things aren't looking up for poor Ishmael, especially when a new boy shows up whose behavior practically screams kick me. However James Scobie turns out to be the best thing that could have ever happened. He stands up to Barry, forces Ishmael to socialize, and starts his very own debate team, which Ishmael becomes a part of. But Sco ...more
Kirsty Leishman
I read this because it's the first book in a series, the second of which, Ishmael and the Return of the Dugongs, one of the students I'm tutoring is reading for school. I'm a bit of a completist; I couldn't bring myself to start the second book without reading the first. I'll probably read the third too.

Anyway, despite all my moaning about how Australian schools only seem to teach Shakespeare and American novels and plays from the mid-twentieth century, here is an exception. Another student, rea
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Michael Gerard Bauer was born in Brisbane. After surviving school, he attended the University of Queensland where he enjoyed the social life while making brief and half hearted appearances in a variety of courses.

These included Commercial / Law and Social Work where he quickly discovered he was neither lawyer nor social worker material. Finally, like everyone else who didn't have a clue what they
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