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3.80  ·  Rating details ·  1,930 ratings  ·  140 reviews
Bad language. Scatalogical humour. Razor wit. Convoluted plot. High readability. It's the new Christopher Brookmyre novel.

The senior pupils of St Peter's High School are on retreat to a secluded outdoor activity centre, coming to terms with the murder of a fellow pupil through the means you would expect: counselling, contemplation, candid discussion and even prayer - not t
Hardcover, 1st Edition, 394 pages
Published August 13th 2009 by Little, Brown
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Listen up, nerds. Because you're going to love this book, so much. I'm going to write a review of it, and it's going to stand your hair on end, but in the meantime: this is the philosophy-loving, physics-enjoying, video game playing, potty-mouthed mythology-spotting plot lover's ideal holiday read.

The audiobook is excellent.

I hope this is selling it for you, because I've just finished it and I'm a little bit beside myself here. You know that euphoria you felt in the first sixty seconds after fin
Moray Barclay
Aug 03, 2011 rated it it was amazing
Even when venting off, Christopher Brookmyre is poetic. When hard man Kirk is taken aside by Mr Kane, the schoolboy expects a mild telling off, only to be ripped apart: “Do you know how many bright Scottish boys from places like Gleniston end up making the least of themselves, just because they’re afraid getting the head down and scoring good grades would clash with their hard man image? Too fucking many.” Christopher Brookmyre’s memories from his own school days in the Scottish town of Barrhead ...more
Sep 07, 2009 rated it liked it
Most of Brookmyre's books fit in the crime (with a dark sense of humour) category. This one is a slightly new direction, more horror gore-fest yet ultimately SF — with a dark sense of humour. Yet it still reads like a crime novel.

Take a coachload of Paisley schoolkids heading for a retreat to deal with the emotional effects of a recent violent incident at their school, an underground military base where physicists are working on a top-secret project, a Cardinal leading a Vatican team to deal wit
Oct 18, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: horror, own, read_2015
"There's something worse than primal brutality here: there's fury, there's bloodlust, there's hatred."

PANDEMONIUM is certainly a convergence of two distinct worlds with the end result being bloody, blasphemous, and nothing short of brutal.

I read a couple of reviews of this book prior to delving in (something I don't tend to do all that often) whose sentiments mirrored that of my above sentence. Early in reading (as in 200pgs +) I thought I was looking at a different book to what was being revie
Jenny Kirkby
Mar 06, 2017 rated it really liked it
A good story with some pretty decent horror scenes while posing questions about the Catholic faith vs science and throwing in a military cover up just for good measure. "There are only atheists in foxholes"....
Jun 22, 2011 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I've been contemplating what to say about this. Normally CB's books have a pattern: comically inept criminals, unlikely heroes, Scottish theme (either based in Scotland or characters are Scottish), but despite that, they do always feel different. A lot of these are present here, but this time the genre is 'Gothic Horror' rather than 'Crime'.... and I'm not sure that it works for me. It certainly isn't as good as his usual stuff, but having said that I did still enjoy it.

So the blurb on the jack
Ian Mapp
Nov 23, 2010 rated it it was ok
Brookmyre really strecthes credibility with this one. I've said before that you know what you are going to get before you even read it - great turns of scottish phrases, anger against something wrong in society (although toned down in this one), cracking pace and plotting - and with this one - so great science fictions explaining how the back story could come about.

Group of school kids are off to a recreational centre in the wilds of scotland - after one of their class has been stabbed at school
Mar 14, 2010 rated it really liked it
I really enjoy Christopher Brookmyre's novels, so when his latest was recommended by another of my favourite authors (Diana Gabaldon) I wasted no time in reading it!

Brookmyre's novels are a paradox in that they are full of certainties and uncertainties. The certainty is that they will involve violence and lots of blood, humour, satire, entertaining characters, red herrings and plot twists and a great dollop of Scottishness. The uncertainty involves those plot twists. The only thing you can be su
Aug 13, 2013 rated it liked it
I have to say that Brookmyre is not shining in this book much. The plot takes a really long time to blossom, making the reader lose interest fairly quick.
While the characters are fleshed out, almost three quarter of them will not last till the book's end, making the first half forgettable at best.
For me, the ending, although satisfying, did not make up for the rest of the book. Admittedly, there are questions unanswered, which leave the story open for a sequel, yet there is hardly anything that
Nov 15, 2010 rated it really liked it
A bold change of direction away from the normal Brookmyre book revolving around a tightly plotted crime.

This one involves demons, teenagers, religious debate and quantum physics: quite a heady mix.

The characters are, as ever, skillfully drawn, and the dialogue crisp, funny and realistic. Some knowledge of Scottish vernacular will help, but the effect is startling.

Two strands of the story gather pace, and then they collide, violently. There are plenty of twists and turns, and I certainly didn't s
Sep 22, 2015 rated it it was ok
Shelves: mystery-crime
Puerile. My first book by this author & i have several others by Brookmyre, so i suppose i will revisit him at some time, though i'm in no hurry.
I couldn't finish this book. The humour reminds me of Irvine Welsh, had Welsh been publishing at age 15.
Dec 03, 2014 rated it really liked it
This book took a while to get going, but once it did it was a great romp.
Jack Deighton
There is a distinct similarity in the set-up of most of Brookmyre’s non-Jack Parlabane or Angelique Di Xavia stories (and even in some of them) wherein a group of more-or-less innocents come to a confined place - usually in a remote part of Scotland - and are brought into confrontation with others intent on criminality or mayhem, who are overcome in the end. Pandaemonium conforms to these parameters precisely, except in one respect.

The innocents here are a cohort of schoolmates on an Outward Bo
Aug 16, 2017 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
This is the first Christopher Brookmyre novel I've read, and he's as good writer as I was told he is. He spends the first half of the book introducing us to a group a of well written, believable characters, exploring their motivations and relationships. For all their faults and foibles, you can't help starting to care about them and wanting to learn what their future holds. Then in the second half of the book he kills loads of them off, but in an entertaining, fast moving and exciting way, while ...more
Dec 20, 2018 rated it it was amazing
*Spoilers galore ahead*

As I did a pretty significant chunk of reading on one of the worst flights I have ever been on, I kept thinking to myself: 'You know what, it's fine. At least you're not in the Scottish Highlands, in a camp that's overrun with demons'. Gives you some perspective, this book.

Joking aside, I absolutely loved it: it entwines the tales of an experiment gone wrong and of a Catholic (Glaswegian) school retreat gone horribly wrong. It delves into some philosophy, and some religion
Dec 31, 2018 rated it really liked it
I liked the mysteries better, but this is a "Not for Sale in the USA"--so who could resist such suggestions of censorship? This is a pretty strong anti-Catholic science fiction with invading "demons" from "Hell" or so the military believe as they call in the church. The ending has some unsatisfactory loose ends. That school boy's account might be necessary for the ending, but he needs to be saved.
Nov 17, 2017 rated it liked it
Interesting concept, great teen dialogue/characterisation, not sure if the ending was satisfying or brought the themes introduced in the book to a successful conclusion, unexpectedly (and unnecessarily) gruesome in some bits.
May 18, 2017 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
As usual a superb read from Christopher Brookmyre. Fast moving, great characters, really interesting storyline
Mohamed Sarraj
Dec 04, 2018 rated it it was amazing
One of the best
Phil Wildcroft
Oct 14, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Gets 5 stars for the sheer gall of combining theology, quantum physics and Glasgow teenagers.
margaret holmes-middleton

Yet again a winner . Challenging all our beliefs ...truth is what you see. believe hat you know .no contest or is it
Aug 19, 2009 rated it it was amazing
Fans of Christopher Brookmyre's dark, black-comedic writing are probably going to do what I did when this book arrived. A bit of dignified happy dancing and a general clearing of the activity calendar to sit down for a jolly good read and, along the way, a lot of very undignified laughing. A lot of readers new to this writer may be stepping away from the book (and this review) in droves. But really - don't. To steal a famous phrase - do yourself a favour (perhaps this needs to come with a strong ...more
Jan 12, 2012 rated it liked it
Shelves: read-in-2010
When it comes to Christopher Brookmyre, I adopt the reading equivalent of “shoot first, ask questions later”: Basically, I don’t read the synopsis or any reviews before jumping in and reading it for myself and he has never disappointed me. Anyway, this goes towards explaining how unexpected this latest novel was to me!

As usual, I just picked it up and started reading – the “main” story starts off in the usual way for a Brookmyre novel with a bunch of Scots in a normal situation. On this occasion
Sep 26, 2016 rated it really liked it
Hard to believe - Paisley senior kids on a catholic retreat (brilliantly done) clash with an MOD
R and D unit where science meets the Vatican with American troops playing a minor role. All turns into a totally incredible Gothic horror with demons? from another dimension. Only Brookmyre could pull it off.
Feb 08, 2013 rated it liked it
My feelings on this book are hard to pinpoint. It was an incredibly slow start to the book. Many times I felt like I was simply reading a physics textbook and felt like it was a little over my head every now and again. By the time I read half of the book, I was asking myself "Where are the demons I was promised?". There was a lot of character development, for every single character, for the entire first half of the book. I appreciate character development, but there were a lot of characters that ...more
Alex Klimkewicz
Oct 07, 2011 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: horror
Pandaemonium by Christopher Brookmyre was literally a page turner. This read started out a bit slow for me, but the pace picked up towards the end and I literally couldn't put it down. I had a few irritations with this novel (such as the overuse of the word 'literally'), but is was an exciting and very quick read.

A group of students travel into the great Scottish outdoors on a weekend trip meant to help them deal with the stabbing death of one of their classmates. Their pain and suffering will b
Feb 26, 2011 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: novel
The key to enjoy a Chris Brookmyre's book is: don't sweat it for the first 2-3 chapters because a) You will get there eventually, and b) You just want to get back to the first page just as soon as you finish the last. At least I do.

Pandaemonium is a messy mixture of science fiction and teenage horror flick, with quantum physics, religious arguments and blood splatter all over the pages. I think it's a cross between A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil and Attack of the Unsinkable Rubber
Sep 05, 2009 rated it really liked it
I met Mr Brookmyre tonight at a reading of his new book Pandaemonium. What a lovely, intelligent and charming man. He stayed for a long Q&A with the audience and was happy to chat and sign books afterwards. Legend.

This new book is a foray into a different genre for Brookmyre - he classes Pandaemonium as Gothic Horror and is the first of his many novels not to be losely crime fiction. From what I heard tonight, it has the usual humour and pace of his previous works, but is more sci-fi v's re
Dan S
Aug 10, 2011 added it
Brookmyre has two types of book, satires and parodys. Both are consistently well written, and often extremely funny. However, his parodys often feel a little pointless, as if he's bashed them out while waiting for inspiration to strike for his next satire. Never bad, but never as good as, for instance, his Jack Parlabane books.

Pandaemonium falls, to my mind, into the parody collection. However, it commits the cardinal sin of not actually being terribly funny. There's the odd moment that made me
Micah Horton hallett
Nice twist, engaging- the guy has chops. Not sure why I didn't enjoy it more.
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Christopher Brookmyre is a Scottish novelist whose novels mix politics, social comment and action with a strong narrative. He has been referred to as a Tartan Noir author. His debut novel was Quite Ugly One Morning, and subsequent works have included One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night, which he said "was just the sort of book he needed to write before he turned 30", and All Fun and Games unti ...more
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