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3.67  ·  Rating details ·  4,047 ratings  ·  242 reviews
Confessions of a Crap Artist is one of Philip K. Dick's weirdest and most accomplished novels. Jack Isidore is a crap artist -- a collector of crackpot ideas (among other things, he believes that the earth is hollow and that sunlight has weight) and worthless objects, a man so grossly unequipped for real life that his sister and brother-in-law feel compelled to rescue him ...more
Paperback, 256 pages
Published June 30th 1992 by Vintage (first published 1975)
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Dec 27, 2012 rated it really liked it
Confessions of a Crap Artist by Philip K. Dick is not a normal, wildly imaginative science fiction offering from one of the most accomplished, innovative and influential science fiction writers of the modern era. It is instead a novel of complicated interpersonal family dynamics. But it is Dick’s voice, his resonate, edgy and unorthodox observant style that lends the book its greater depth.

The reader is frequently reminded of PKD’s penchant for the unusual, and this dicey undertone is what prev
May 05, 2018 rated it liked it
Shelves: fiction, 2018
"Science in baffled by the unreason of the hoi polloi. The moods of the mass can't be fathomed, that's a fact."
- Philip K. Dick, Confessions of a Crap Artist


Jack Isadore is a bit a lune. He believes in crack-pot theories about the end of the world, has funky obscessions and ticks. He's a couple nuts short of being a fruit cake. Eventually, he ends up living with his rich sister and her husband. With them, Jack discovers he isn't the only crazy one. It seems most people, even those who seem to ha
J.K. Grice
Oct 05, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: fiction
If nothing else, Dick has some of the most original titles in the book world. I'm always impressed by his philosophies, humor, and characters. CONFESSIONS OF A CRAP ARTIST was a powerful read for me.
Pavel Kravchenko
Apr 25, 2010 rated it liked it
I've never read a book about so many irredeemable assholes before. There really isn't a single character anyone in their right mind would care about here. Children, maybe, but PKD pretty much completely ignores them, milking the assholes instead for all they are worth. It got really hard to read towards the middle, not so much because it was tedious or badly written, but because I wanted to rip the book to shreds every couple of minutes after something some asshole said or thought. I can't imagi ...more
Sean Blake
Nov 09, 2015 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: fiction
We are all crap artists

Confessions of a Crap Artist is fantastically well-written novel by Philip K. Dick. A novel of two halves, one of a small-town Californian domestic drama, the other an analysis of post-Roswell paranoia in America, it contains some of Philip K. Dick's best writing. Despite not being one of his popular science fiction tales, this realist novel contains all the philosophical depth, pondering and Freudian insight found in his most popular books.
Jul 31, 2007 rated it really liked it
Shelves: old-favorites
I loved this book - I think I may have read it at least 5 times. I have read almost all of Philip K. Dick's novels and this is by far my favorite.
Jan 23, 2008 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: crap artist
There's a great French film based on this book, too. Check out "Barjo"
Oct 23, 2007 rated it liked it
This is not a sci-fi novel, despite the hip, design-centric, adroid-esque cover. That cover is complete fucking bullshit.

Anyway, this one's more of a relationship/ family drama. I felt that it was readily apparent in this book that its author was trying to work things out. I don't know if that means it was heavy-handed, or if I've been influenced by what I've heard about PK Dick, but that's that.

There's lots of introspection, and false epiphanies, as well as real epiphanies, and a lot of philos
Nov 04, 2012 rated it liked it
wow, a difficult book to assess.

you wouldn't think there'd be that much difference between how people thought in the 1950s and now. i mean, it's not like it was the Middle Ages or something.

but it might as well have been, in so many respects.

since you can read the summary above, i won't bore you with it. instead, i'll tell you what's difficult (and also well-done) about this novel.

first off, as a feminist, the misogyny is like a bullhorn in the face. you can't escape it--even the female characte
Feb 01, 2012 rated it really liked it
Shelves: fiction
I had not read this Dick novel previously, and found myself experiencing cognitive dissonance since much of it takes place in rural Marin county, a real place, and much of that action is surreal without being science fictional: no Mars, no radioactive dust, no androids, and yet somehow this is of a piece with novels like "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and "Martian Time Slip". As I read and reread Dick, I am becoming persuaded that he is one of the most significant American novelists of t ...more
Aug 24, 2013 rated it really liked it
It's almost like Dick works out all his frustrations with men, women, and marriage in this novel. Really had no idea what to expect, although I was surprised both by the lack of any real science fiction element and by how much I enjoyed it. I think the continuing change of perspective really helped. Hard not to see this as highly autobiographical in some parts, although I don't know enough about his marriages to speak with any authority. Take away: Everybody is a crap artist--it just takes some ...more
Sep 09, 2013 rated it it was amazing
I knew Little of Philip K .Dick until I started university, but one of the modules on my course in popular culture required us to study Blade Runner, and the book it was based on Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. I found some of the popular culture modules mind numbing particularly the philosophy of adorno and horkheimer culture industry for example. However one of the bonus’s that came from the course was discovering Phillip as an author, and I have been a fan ever since. This was a book I h ...more
Jan 05, 2017 rated it liked it
" doesn't seem to me that I should be the only person who has to bear the onus of believing an admittedly ridiculous notion. All I want is to see the blame spread around fairly."

And thus we have Confessions of a Crap Artist - the novel that makes transparent all of the little insanities that we conceal so well! Obviously, being a Philip K. Dick novel, it's a little out there - even the most normal character, Nathan Anteil, somehow manages to find himself in love with the most conventionally
Jan 29, 2008 rated it really liked it
(written 4-05)

I saw the movie based on this book first - "Barjo" - it was in French I think. It was a strange movie, of course, but I still remember the music because Greg and I sang along. Fay is the crazy controlling sister of Jack, who is also crazy. In the movie I thought she had homoerotic moments with Gwen, but in the book it is just Nat she has an affair with. This story is so unique it is really worth reading.

"Can we know our own motives? He thought, Actually a human being is an unfoldi
Mar 07, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
A "non-genre" novel by PKD. The only one of several he wrote during the fifties to be published during his life-time - though twenty or so years after it was written.

This was a revelation. I was born in the late sixties so only became 'aware' in the seventies, eighties and beyond... Were there many books like this written in the fifties? Was this the norm? Is this what it was really like in California during that time? This ain't no "American Graffiti" type story. No "Leave it to Beaver" or "Os
Eddie Watkins
May 01, 2008 rated it really liked it
Shelves: american-fiction
The only "straight" novel of Dick's I've read. It's also one of his best. Reading this you can see that his ability to portray a specific time and place through the intimate portrayal of his character's thoughts and habits is what makes his "out there" novels so great.
May 31, 2019 rated it really liked it
Told from multiple viewpoints, Confessions of a Crap Artist is one of Philip K Dick’s regular fiction books, as opposed to the science fiction novels and short stories that he is famous for. This book has all the typical connotations found in most of his stories, including a protagonist believing bizarre facts and a deceptive and sly female character.

Jack Isidore, the titular Crap Artist of the story, is a socially awkward man living in his own universe and is captivated by weird bits of informa
Aug 24, 2018 rated it liked it
This is a book by Philip K. Dick--but it's not science fiction! So, a little disappointing, but the story is of some interest as it's Dick pointing out--yet again--the absurdity of life. Dick ( born in 1928 in Chicago, IL and died in 1982 in Santa Ana, CA) wrote a series of "mainstream" novels in the 50s that were all rejected. "Confessions of a Crap Artist," written in 1959, was finally published in 1975. Jack Isidore is the "crap artist," so named by his brother-in-law because he's a collecto ...more
Apr 23, 2018 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: fiction
so interesting to read a non science fiction from philip k dick; but he seems well prepared to take on the form, set in the 1950's in northern california. there are a handful of players - a man, barely able to keep himself together, his (fairly) affluent sister and her husband and their two daughters, and a young married couple who move to north west marin, the setting for the examination of civilization and its discontents. a rather bleak tale unfolds, told from the perspective of the central c ...more
Nov 29, 2018 rated it liked it
Shelves: 2018-challenge
3.5. I am not sure what I just read however, it was interesting, disturbing and matter of fact. For something different ... I recommend it.
Jack Stovold
Jun 28, 2012 rated it it was amazing
My Philip K. Dick Project

Entry #17 - Confessions of a Crap Artist (written Mid 1959, published 1975)

Confessions of a Crap Artist contains Dick’s most assured and confident writing yet, at turns both bracing and hilarious. After the disappointing Dr. Futurity, a throwback to Dick’s earlier, clunkier style, this book was a joy to read. This is the only “straight", non-sci-fi novel of Dick’s to be published during his lifetime, and it’s not hard to see why. It’s easily the best of the bunch so far
Chris Craddock
Apr 08, 2016 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: beale
Hey, Jack Isadore, the titular 'crap artist' belongs to a UFO cult that had him pick the date for the end of the world as April 23. That is in 4 days! But I just wanted to check out what people said & looked on Wikipedia, but there should have been a spoiler alert. Anyway, read 1/2 of book in 1 day. Love it. Should be done either today or tomorrow. NY Primary today. Go Hillary. This is not Science Fiction, but Jack Isadore, is somewhere on the Autistic spectrum, Assberger's Syndrome or close ...more
Jun 25, 2012 rated it it was ok
Dick is a bit out of his element here. Constrained by a setting which is almost believable, all of Dick's fantastic talents shrivel up and die under the weight of a close approximation of humdrum reality. This is Dick's pathetic attempt to write in someone else's voice: the voice of a successful mainstream writer that he had no hope of becoming.

I am reminded of a story I read about Astor Piazzolla, the brilliant progenitor of Tango Nuevo, who studied under the inestimable tutor of a whole genera
Feb 26, 2014 rated it really liked it
Shelves: lit-mod
It was refreshing to read a Philip Dick novel that did not end in the tiresome alternate reality 'revelation' trope that so often muddles and mires his sci-fi novels. CONFESSIONS OF A CRAP ARTIST is a mainstream novel; the title, however, is disingenuous, because the novel is not a confession and the crap artist is not the center of the story. In fact, Jack Isidore, the 'Crap Artist' (or, one who collects crackpot theories and ideas) could be excised completely from this novel without changing i ...more
Oct 21, 2016 rated it liked it
CONFESSIONS OF A CRAP ARTIST. (1959). Philip K. Dick. ***.
This novel was the only one Dick was able to place with a publisher before he made his turn to science fiction. He recognized that he was not a writer for the main stream. This novel, set in Northern California, explores the effects of various struggles for material things and the effects such struggles have on interpersonal relationships. There is a crap artist, who is both the observer and commentator on the results of these struggles,
Scott Holstad
Mar 05, 2014 rated it it was ok
Shelves: didn-t-finish
Okay, okay, I give up! I just can't read Philip K Dick's "mainstream" fiction. It's too awful. Too boring. Too terrible. Too mundane. This book is supposed to be the best of his mainstream novels, and I gave it a chance, I really did. I made it 81 pages into it, but had to give up. Jack Isidore is supposedly fairly crazy, but it's his sister and brother-in-law, Kay and Charley, who are actually nuts. This is a novel about relationships, but there isn't one redeemable character in it. No one you ...more
Doug H
Apr 16, 2013 rated it it was amazing
One of Philip K Dick's better non-SciFi novels and one of the few that I've felt compelled to read twice. I originally read this book a dozen years ago and liked it for its wry presentation of the psychological disfunction of its "normal" characters and the relative sanity of its "abnormal" character. Having read Lawrence Sutin's (excellent) biography of Dick in the interim, it was especially interesting too see how laden it is with semi-autobiographical material. It almost seems a conscious per ...more
Gary  Beauregard Bottomley
Jul 22, 2014 rated it it was amazing
From the first sentence onward, you know you are not listening to an ordinary story written by an ordinary writer.

This is my first introduction to the author, Philip K. Dick, and it won't be my last. He's noted for his science fiction and this story only skirts around the edges of that genre. Things aren't what they appear and he makes you realize that the normal (the sister Fay) is more crazy than the bizarre (Jack, the brother and crap artist).

The story is a a pure pleasure to listen to. The o
Dec 23, 2016 added it
Misanthropy, misogyny, racism, self-involved miserable people...I actually made it 2/3 of the way but threw it down when one of these sad-sack characters murdered a horse. Not the world I want to inhabit. And not a vision of the world I believe in.

I need an antidote and so now am going to re-read Maya Angelou's "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings."
Jul 01, 2010 rated it really liked it
Shelves: fiction
Possibly Dick's best novel. It was intriguing in character development and psychology, and fairly innovative in style (for example, having three narrators). The sympathy of the reader is directed with skill through the course of the novel. Great!
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Philip K. Dick was born in Chicago in 1928 and lived most of his life in California. In 1952, he began writing professionally and proceeded to write numerous novels and short-story collections. He won the Hugo Award for the best novel in 1962 for The Man in the High Castle and the John W. Campbell Memorial Award for best novel of the year in 1974 for Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said. Philip K. Di ...more
“The household was pervaded by this atmosphere of a calm adult woman and a man who gave into animal impulses. She reported to him in great detail what her analyst ... said about his binges and his hostility; she used Charley's money to pay Dr. Andrews to catalog his abnormalities. And of course Charley never heard anything directly from the doctor; he had no way of keeping her from reporting what served her and holding back what did not. The doctor, too, had no way of getting to the truth of what she told him; no doubt she only gave him the facts that suited her picture, so that the doctor's picture of Charley was based on what she wanted him to know. By the time she had edited both going and coming there was little of it outside her control.” 24 likes
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