I was much more excited about finding this book for like a penny at Goodwill than about reading it. The best part of it is that the title includes "3-D" (the book is not, incidentally, 3-D, it doesn't even have raised print on the cover). Most of you probably don't remember the last surge of 3-D movies from the early eighties, which for me started with "Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone" (a movie with a plot borrowed from a Gamma World module). Then there was a craze for releasing "Part III" movies in 3-D: "Amityville III," "Jaws III," and "Friday the Thirteenth Part III" were all released that way. I don't even think those are all from the same studio, so it caught on all over Hollywood.
That's all by way of historical digression, back to this book. Apart from it's title, the dedication is great. The author chose to dedicate it to Margaret and Ed Hernon, "and those Sunday breakfasts at the Colonial." I guess these people are friends of his. Do you suppose that they were honored to have a novellization of a slasher movie dedicated to them? Do they have a framed copy of the dedication on their wall? Do you suppose that he has like a list of people to dedicate his published books to, and they just happened to be at the bottom? Maybe they run a bed & breakfast place called the Colonial.
So, obviously this book has given me a certain amount of amusement. Between the title, the dedication, the "16 pages of terrifying photos," and the lurid cover, it earns its two stars without even being read. I did read it, though, because that's how I am. It's exactly what you expect.