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Seven Up

(Stephanie Plum #7)

4.13  ·  Rating details ·  120,513 ratings  ·  2,218 reviews
The killer is a little too close to home...

What Stephanie Plum loves about being a bounty hunter: it annoys her mother and she can wear jeans to work.

What Stephanie Plum hates about being a bounty hunter: she has to bring in her grandmother's geriatric, mobster boyfriend who has been leaving dead bodies in his shed...if she can find him.

On top of that, she's got a missing
Kindle Edition, 212 pages
Published (first published July 19th 2001)
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Jan 07, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
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4 out of 5 stars to Seven Up, the 7th book in the "Stephanie Plum" cozy mystery series, written in 2001 by Janet Evanovich. They just keep getting funnier. And in this one, Stephanie gets a marriage proposal from Joe. But Ranger will only help her with the crazy old bail jumper on the loose if she will do anything he tells her to do. She kinda likes that. So do I. But not if she's gonna marry Joe. Come on! The antics and shenanigans are on high alert. Her family is way ove
Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.

And, this is the mindset of the girl who has two major alpha men after her? I'm not saying that I disagree with the awkward boy-parts thing, but Stephanie has to be the most un-sexy girl I have ever read.
Sep 17, 2019 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This is a right book at the right time thing for me, so yeah, I'm giving this sparkly little comedy mystery four stars because it took my mind off of things and it thoroughly entertained me. I'd almost like to give it five stars. I'd also like to buy Janet Evanovich flowers.

It's been a while since I read this silly, fun series about Stephanie Plum, a New Jersey bounty hunter with lots of pluck and questionable job skills. I had quit reading these books a while back because they were getting a l
This is a humor/cozy mystery/chick-lit, and this is the 7th book in the Stephanie Plum series. I have listen to this whole series on audiobooks, and the narrator of the audiobooks does a great job on this book. All the books in this series will make you laugh so much, and I will say the way to read these books is by audiobooks. All the characters are so fun and developed. I love this series so much. Stephanie Plum always gets into big messes, and she will make you laugh so much. In this book the ...more
Feb 22, 2021 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
When I began reading my first Stephanie Plumb book [ One for the money ] I didn't know quite what to expect. However I very quickly discovered it was an absolute gem, and as I read more and more of Janet Evanovich's books about the misfit bounty hunter and as the characters evolved and became more and more interesting [ grandma Mazur is something else isn't she; likewise Lulu is one hell of a girl ] they got better and better, and I have now lost count of the times I have cried laughing aloud as ...more
Dec 18, 2008 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
OK I didn't add reviews to the last several books in this series because I was out of town (stuck in a snowstorm back east)& didn't get to my computer until today. I made two trips to Barnes & Noble while we were back east because I couldn't wait to get more of these books. This series in hilarious!!! Very quick reads too - perfect for passing the time in an airport with nothing else to do. I can't decide who my favorites are yet - either Grandma Mazur or Lulu. They both crack me up. I had sever ...more
Jun 13, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
*** 4.35 ***

A buddy read with OhWell at BB&B

This series is hilarious! Hands down, one of the funniest I have ever read, that keep on with the hilarity even 7 books into the series. We are already very well acquainted with Stephanie's family, and the consensus is that everyone needs a grandma Mazur in their life, just for giggles! Stephanie's mom is obviously going through "the change", but is doing anything and everything to deny it. And the poor Mr. Plum is hanging on to sanity by the tips of h
Tilly Slaton
Oct 27, 2011 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Evanovich went above and beyond when she created Seven Up!

This book is filled with missing friends, death, a kidnapped Grandma Mazur and … mud wrestling? Ha!

Stephanie Plum and Lula are my heroes. They really make me appreciate the diversity of friendships that I have. Even when my life decides to go a little strange, I can always count on the loved ones in my life to help me giggle.

Stephanie: For the better part of my childhood, my professional aspirations were simple-I wanted to be an interg
Patrick Gibson
Jan 04, 2009 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: estrogen
Bob the dog is still around. Mooner, the dejected stoner is still around—although his roommate seems to have turned up missing and Mooner just might have to move in with Stephanie for protection when the bodies start showing up. Mooner’s roommate, by the way is called Dealer because, despite his penchant for administering your standard cocaine derived drugs to the neighborhood, he supplies vast amounts of Metamucil to the senior citizens and an incredible discount. So you can see why all hell br ...more
Ken Hammond (kenzaz)
Seven Up Janet Evanovich, Oh hell this is so funny, chuckle a minute, imagine Sopranos as a sit com, well this is it. You got murder and mayhem guns, mutilated bodies, gangsters but weirdly I always seem to find myself with some warped manic grin. Has memorable characters Stephanie the sink or swim, tougher than she believes she is, full on self doubter but with a out going spunky attitude, She's the star character Bounty hunter with poise and some weird senses of graces, then her school friend ...more
It's no secret that I love this series, Stephanie's antics and her crazy family never fail to make me giggle and these books are the perfect thing to pick up when you're having a bad day and just need something to make you smile.

You'd think that Stephanie might be getting the hang of this bounty hunter thing by now but unfortunately for her she's just as terrible as ever. Even when she's up against a pensioner things don't go to plan for our plucky heroine and her sidekick Lula. I swear these tw
Jun 03, 2019 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: crime
I’m not that huge fan of Janet Evanovich. Some of her books I found better, some of them worse. This one is actually a pretty good one.

I think I like this book more because Stephanie is not as silly as she used to be. At least most of the time. And Lula doesn’t annoy me as much as usual. The crime part is not very brilliant but it is quite interesting and from time to time pretty funny. I followed it with pleasure.

I am most disappointed with the love part. The situation between Stephanie and Joe
Apr 19, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Something I think a lot of people forget about this series is that it's not supposed to be literary genius. It's supposed to be entertaining, lighthearted, fun. While the basic plot of the books in this series tends to have the same set-up, what changes is the personal relationships. I think the action of the books is more of a means to an end. The characters need something to do so they are hunting down bad guys, and in the process the real story, the story of the character relationships, devel ...more
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Nov 29, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Those who have yet to discover Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum and her weird relatives and relationships are missing a huge treat or living in a
cave. I recommend beginning with the first in the series, One for the Money, but Seven Up stands alone quite well.

Grandma Mazur has finally gotten her driver’s license, bought a red Corvette, and lost the driver’s license for too many speeding tickets,
all in the space of five days. The scenes at the dinner table are always my favorite with Stephanie’s father
May 09, 2009 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Yes, I read book 6 and 7 in one day . . . I am on medical leave. It is the weekend. These books are my entertainment. So, book 7 finds us looking for an old retired Mob guy who may have killed a kind old lady. Ranger ups the heat on Stephanie by making a deal with her . . . if she wants his help it is going to cost her. Stephanie attempts to entertain the wedding proposal and out of fear of giving her mother, who comes unglued when perfect daughter Valerie returns home after her marriage crumble ...more
Terri ♥ (aka Mrs. Christian Grey)
I’m annoyed.


The romance has frustrated me from the beginning and I wish it didn’t exist. But it’s here so I’m going to judge.

I love a good love triangle. However it annoys the hell out of me when one of the guys is turned into or does a jerk move to justify the girl going to the other man.

Joe acts totally out of character and I saw it coming. And when it happened, I rolled my eyes.

I wasn’t surprised by the fluffy ending and feel no rush like the last fluffy to read the next book.

Apr 11, 2019 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: audiobook

Not sure I'm able to tell these sequels apart.

Oh, yes, this one is the one where Stephanie cheats on Joe.
(I did not appreciate the way Janet decided to make this book stand out. Down with the Ranger, Morreli for the win!)
Aug 27, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Lovers of modern mysteries and chick lit
Recommended to Dorothy by: My daughter
This was another roll-on-the-floor-laughing-helplessly entry in the Stephanie Plum series. Stephanie's after another ancient mob-connected FTA who seems to have an uncanny ability to disappear even when she seemingly has him in her grasp. The plot revolves around the disappearance of a mob guy's heart. It was removed after his recent death and thereby hangs a tale. Amidst it all, Stephanie's perfect sister turns up with her two kids, in from California where her perfect husband has just taken al ...more
May 25, 2009 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: own
I may be sized more like Lula than Stephanie, but Lycra leggings and a rugby top - my version of her spandex shorts and hockey top - are a comfortable combination I think I'd been neglecting of late, so thanks to Ms Evanovich for reminding me of them.

To the book. Glad to see Dougie & Mooner are still around - not being a dog-lover, I'm less certain about Bob - and a big hello to once perfect Valerie and her children. OK, so the latter have nothing to do with the main storyline of smuggled cigare
Jul 01, 2017 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
What I like the most about Stephanie Plum series is the continuity of characters; Grandma Mazur, Lula, Morelli, Ranger and Stephanie, Stephanie's mother and father. But storywise, I get the feeling that all books are the same. This one was however a bit less entertaining than the previous ones. ...more
Jan 07, 2014 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
All Stephanie had to do was bring in Eddie DeChooch. He is an old man who is basically blind, hard of hearing, and is so depressed he doesn't want to leave his how hard can that task be right? Wrong! As always, Stephanie underestimates her catch and is left looking like an amateur bounty hunter. Soon she learns that her Grandma has a connection to Eddie and it's one that Stephanie wishes she would never have heard about. Too much information about sums it up. To top all that off DeCh ...more
Poor Steph. Her latest absconder is a little old mafioso, mostly blind, mostly deaf and highly depressed. So how does he keep escaping capture?

Meanwhile, things are moving along with Morelli. Stephanie's mom and Grandma Mazur take things in their own hands with dress shopping and reception hall booking. It's hard to focus on a non-existing wedding date with Joe when Ranger keeps showing up being all sexy and stuff.

Also in this one: Stephanie's thus-far-absent sister Valerie returns to the Burg w
Jake Rideout
Aug 04, 2009 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
My favorite part:

"That's the dumbest load of shit I ever heard," Lula said, biting into a chicken thigh. She stopped talking and chewing and opened her eyes wide. "Urg," she said. Then she started waving her arms and clutching her throat.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
More throat clutching.
"Whack her on the back," someone offered from another table.
"That doesn't work," someone else said. "You're supposed to do that Heimlich thing."
I ran around to Lula and tried to wrap my arms around her to do the Heim
Feb 15, 2010 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2010
Yowza! Life is complicated for Stephanie Plum. First there's Joe Morelli, who only has to touch her neck to send fire to her doodah. Then there's Ranger, who makes her stomach clench and her toe's curl. Though she is sort of engaged to Joe, neither of them are ready for the Big M, and now Ranger has just offered Stephanie a very indecent proposal in exchange for his aid in bringing down Stephanie's latest skip. Stephanie isn't sure what shoe will drop next, but she's about to find out.

Jun 13, 2007 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Anyone who has partial brain damage
Is it possible to give zero stars? This book was awful. One of the few times in my life where I thougth to myself, "I could have written this same story and same characters myself, and it would have been much better." Does this woman even have a college degree? Did she go to SLCK? Salt Lake Community Kollege? Please don't read this book, you will get dumber. The main character is unlikeable, a tramp, and an embarrassment to women everywhere. America needs to do better than this book. You know wh ...more
Jul 07, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Just when you think Stephanie Plum might settle down with Joe Morelli, she steps back from the brink, and Ranger . . . Well, let's just say this love triangle is just getting revved up. Steph has the worst luck trying to collar her bail-jumping senior, Eddie DeChooch and so much more.

In Steph's own summary: "I was after a depressed senior citizen who was making me look like a dunce. Two of my friends were missing without a trace. I looked like I'd just gone a round with George Forman. I had a we
Well I stayed up late to finish this book last night. I have been enjoying this series a lot. This book really held my interest and had me laughing out loud a lot!

Stephanie is at it again looking for another bond jumper. This time it is an old cook named Eddie DeChooch. You would think someone that is old wouldn't be that hard to catch but Lula and Stephanie bumble this apprehension too.

The love triangle is getting interesting in this book. Morelli and Plum are thinking marriage. Stephanie's m
Jan 29, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
There isn't much to say about these books other than they are so funny! I love Grandma Mazur and the whole cast of zaney, crazy characters! ...more
ML Blair
May 24, 2021 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Grandma Mazur never fails to delight.
Who knew that bob the dog would make a great weapon of mass (yard) destruction!
Weddings and lesbian and small female horses, oh my!
This was another fun read.
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