When Ninjas Attack: A Survival Guide for Defending Yourself Against the Silent Assassins

by Samuel Kaplan, Phoebe Bronstein, Keith Riegert

CAN YOU SURVIVE A NINJA ATTACK?

It will come without warning. It will be silent, ruthless and over in seconds. But will it be your end?

When the barrage of razor-sharp ninja stars flies and the sword-wielding assassin charges, the secret ninja-killing techniques in this book will allow you to turn certain death into glorious victory. When Ninjas Attack is a comprehensive guide to defeating these black-clad warriors:

•How to spot a ninja before it’s too late
•Elite counter-assassination techniques
•Booby traps to ninja-proof your home
•Deadly weapons for dispatching an assailant
•Secrets of ninja training and mind control
•Infiltrating the world-wide network of ryus

240 pages, Paperback

First published October 1, 2009

Reviews

[John · Rating 4 out of 5]

Utterly insipid, but funny as hell. Witty writing. May come in handy some day...

[Velvetea · Rating 3 out of 5]

This book is hilarious! Actually, I'm not sure, because they may have convinced me of the REAL THREAT that is the ninja population today...they're everywhere and NO ONE is safe!!! So make sure you stay on that weird and quiet girl's good side...you never know when someone will call for the help of a ninja!!!!

[Darius · Rating 1 out of 5]

123 pages of agony. It seems like the authors where attempting to relay some real information by telling jokes, but some of the information was inaccurate, and the jokes where not funny. Super fail!

[Timothy Morrow · Rating 2 out of 5]

Entertaining, Repetitive, but simply Awesome!