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Tall, Dark, Tattooed And Twisted

3.27  ·  Rating details ·  56 ratings  ·  10 reviews
Sataire and Volmere, too twisted for their enlightened Hollywood vampire clan, set up housekeeping only to have their gay welcoming committee take twisted to a whole new level. Their games of bondage would frighten the most jaded player, but when they meet their quirky gay neighbors, their lives are changed forever in a single night.

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Elisa Rolle
Sataire and Volmere are two vampire so twisted that also among their fellow vampires they are considered crazy. So they decide to live in exile in a 18 million dollars mansion in the Hollywood Hills!

The very first day in their new home, while Volmere is giving to Sataire some heavy S/M sex, their very friendly and very gay new neighbors decide to pay a visit; when the two tall, dark and tattooed vampires open the door stark naked, Patrick, Henry and Clay couldn't believe to their lucky... and Sa
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Don Bradshaw
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This was one fun and quirky vampire short story. Sataire and Volmere are two gay vampires so heavily into BDSM that their fellow vampires shun them. In an effort to fit in, they move to the Hollywood Hills which has seen a rise in paranormal beings. The community gay welcome wagon rings the bell just as the two vampires are finishing a heavy BDSM scene and in walk three hot guys bearing the makings of butterscotch martinis. Sataire i
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James Cox
Jan 26, 2013 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Certainly twisted. lol.
Cindyg
Jul 25, 2010 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Definitely Twisted. Kept my attention.
Emily Moore
“Welcome to hell, girls.” Sataire speaks this line to the men standing at his doorstep, welcoming him and Volmere to the Hollywood Hills neighborhood. The “gay welcome wagon” includes Henry, Patrick, and Clay and, to Sataire’s dismay, none of them are scared away by the naked form that greets them.

Sataire and Volmere have chosen to live alone, away from the vampire clan. The dark and brooding vampires are tattooed, twisted and quite a bit morose. Since 1710, Sataire has lived as a vampire and t
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Carolyn
Aug 30, 2010 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: fantasy, m-m-romance
This was a great short read. I love vampires, demons and hot men. You have all of this in one book.
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Enjoyed this. Definitely made me laugh. Ooh, the zombie part was a bit creepy and disgusting.
Debbie Benson
Jan 29, 2016 rated it it was amazing
It was good. A vampire falling in love and a fight with a demon stalking his new love and zombies. This book ties together the characters with book two and book one.
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Sep 07, 2010 rated it really liked it
Short but surprisingly funny and fun.
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