Squashed

by Ima Cupcake

Adult Explicit, Erotica Short Story 18+Maggie had a non-existent dating life and had all but given up on finding “Mr. Right.” After finding the perfect pumpkin to carve at the farmer’s market, she notices some unexpected changes as Halloween evening progresses.Jack is a pumpkin that has been cursed by witches that grow pumpkins for the local farmer's market. Once he is carved and lit from within, he turns into something sexy and sinister on Halloween night!

Genres: Holiday, Monsters, Halloween

25 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 15, 2022

Reviews

[Kristina · Rating 2 out of 5]

How do I celebrate spooky season? By torturing my husband with pumpkin erotica, of course!

We expected this to be terrible and boy did it deliver! But we died laughing throughout this entire stupid thing, so yay us.
As usual, my husband guessed the dick wrong; he hypothesized it would be a large stem but it was, in fact, a ribbed, seed spewing gourd. He’s very disappointed in himself right now 😢.
This book was weird and icky but ridiculous enough that we actually recommend it. Try it, join us, you will definitely regret it.

🎃

[Jai M {Cat Crazy Dragon } · Rating 3 out of 5]

short, weird, and spicy.

Was better and worse than I anticipated, something I will never be able to unread 😂
I blame you Kristina. Or was that meant to be thank you. 🤔 🤷‍♀️

[Esh · Rating 1 out of 5]

No... just no.

[Rachel · Rating 1 out of 5]

What The Hell Was That!?

I don't even know what I was expecting, like a pumpkin that turns into a real man not a cut-up jack o' lantern pumpkin who grows a vine body but keeps the "Jack" head . But somehow that wasn't even the strangest part of this very short tale. After the intercourse/alien enplantment scene Sigourney Weaver I mean the FMC's stomach distends like she was just impregnated by pumpkin seeds! But wait, this strange tail isn't over yet! She wakes up the next morning to find a trail of slimy pumpkin guts/seeds leading from her bed to a little patch of tiny pumpkins that grew overnight and Jack the Molester lantern is gone! Vanished, planted his Pepitas, and poofed out. So what does our FMC do when faced with the recourse of her raunchy night in the pumpkin patch? Well she collected all her baby gourds, put them in a bowl, and left them on the front step of the farm where she bought the haunted pumpkin from like the ugly stepchild she never wanted she dumps those Munchkins and never looks back. Like what!? I don't know if I want to cry pumpkin baby abuse or get that woman a bottle of wine and a rape kit!? Holy Hell, that was traumatizing!

I want to say I loved the hilarity of it but this was a step too far even for my peculiar tastes.

[Kelly · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was a wild ride. No real character interaction other than the spicy bits which was dubious consent at best. There is bondage and impregnation which are not my fave in a book. However, the Halloween cozy vibes were top notch, and the writing was easy to get into. For an erotic short story about a jack-o-lantern it wasn't bad.

[Simply Sam · Rating 1 out of 5]

This isn't great, even for monster erotica. Non/Dub-Con referred to as "making love", weird gourd babies. Just bleh. If there were at least some humor to save it, I'd have gone with 2-stars, but alas, it was not meant to be.

[Sara · Rating 3 out of 5]

Was going to give it 2 stars, but Maggie referring to pumpkin "seed" (if you get my drift) as "funky stuff" had me cracking up! Also, I wanted to find out what happens with her little pumpkins!

[Becca · Rating 2 out of 5]

I have so many questions but I don’t think I’m ready for the answers to any of them.

[Kimmy · Rating 1 out of 5]

1⭐️ no no no. Ohhhh Noo no no. I can’t believe what I just read… pumpkin seeds in her from Jack 🟰baby pumpkins…no no no

[Tiffany · Rating 3 out of 5]

Silly Halloween short story, which is why I read it. Non-con wasn’t marked, but there is extremely dubious consent

[Solace Winter · Rating 2 out of 5]

I didn't expect it to be stellar, but I hoped for... more. I don't know. It was what it was.

[Megs 📚 · Rating 2 out of 5]

listen this was wild af but the REVEAL at the end wow

[Tysha · Rating 3 out of 5]

A short, weird, spicy tale.