“I am a monster, but whether you remember it or not, I’m your monster, Evangeline.”
y'allll when I tell you this line made me-
ALEXA PLAY LITERALLY ANY LOVE SONG BY TAYLOR SWIFT BECAUSE EVAJACKS ARE EVERYTHING AND SO IS TAYLOR SWIFT.
(there will be spoilers if you haven't read this book so be wary!)
Ok so here we finally are. The book we finally deserve after that HORRENDOUS ending to The Ballad of Never After (I loved that ending so much despite how much pain it caused me) and it is finally here. And so is my review which I have been DYING to write ever since the book got announced, and ever since I finished this book.
I have so many thoughts but I don't even know how to say them. As you can see, I rated this book 4 stars. It's gonna be more than 4 stars, but personally, it's not a 5 star book for me.
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The Plot
Hm...where to begin. I'll just start from the beginning. Obviously. But anyways, the beginning of this book was actually a little slow. Mainly because Evangline was relearning everything after her memories were taken, and while I was lowkey stressed out, everything was jumping along pretty smoothly.
When Apollo's first chapter came around, I literally rolled my eyes because I forgot that he even had chapters in this book. BUT. I was thankfully gifted a Jacks chapter a few chapters later, and that completely lifted my mood. In said chapter, we get THIS absolute gem of a quote that made me choke: “He'd never understood why someone would watch another person sleep...until her.”
screaming.
Things started to pick back up literally right after Jacks's chapter, which I cannot find as a coincidence, because Jacks just makes literally everything better. I was freaking out and hyperventilating for literally no reason at all for like the rest of the book, and let's just say, that's definitely an experience.
After going back through my updates, let's just say, I got more and more unhinged as the book continued on and that's true, because the book got crazier and crazier.
BUT. based on comments I keep getting, I'm pretty sure I know why Jacks uses his apples but now I know! All is well.
Speaking of which, the epilogue killed me. Not because it's cute, because it wasn't, BUT BECAUSE OF THE LAST LINE. "Other stories were brewing in the Magnificent North." WHAT OTHER STORIES STEPHANIE?? I will need them asap thank you. it did feel a little bittersweet though, because the next stories probably won't be connected to any of the main characters from this series and Caraval. I'm still bitter that Tella didn't pop up in a cameo.
I just realized I have so much more to say on the plot, but I've already written so much so here's my final comment on the plot: this book felt a lot more romance heavy than the others. There was just this super weird vibe around the book, as if it had lost all the magic. Don't get me wrong, I loved the romance, EvaJacks are my babies, but one of the reasons I love Caraval and OUABH so much was because of the magic, and this book just seemed to lack it.
“She was the moth and Jacks was still the flame.”
🤭
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The Characters
My beloveds. My babies. My world. My everything.
Ok, so with Evangeline, she's a really good main character, but the thing is, I hate her because I want to be her. I have issues, thank you, I know. Pushing that aside, she is a really good main character, because she makes....semi-rational decisions? Who am I kidding, Evangeline is such an idiot sometimes. There, I said it. She wasn't as much of an idiot in this book as she was in the last one, but she kept taking unnecessary risks that had me smacking my forehead because she could literally die. Her main character role saved her though. Other than that, I really like her.
Jacks. Prince of Hearts. Archer. Jacks of the Hollow. I will be the Fox to his Archer any day, where can I find the sign up sheet? In all seriousness, I love Jacks so much. I used to hate him in the Caraval series when I first read it (LOOK it was only because I liked Tella and Legend together, all right?) but Jacks is now my bae and I am so sad that we won't get to read anything more about him. Jacks is the king of morally grey characters, though I will be honest: I liked him more when he was mean to Evangeline than in the end and they were all lovey dovey. I'm messed up like that, I like the enemies before the lovers 😭 In my review of The Ballad of Never After, I did a section where I listed some gems that came out of the Prince of Hearts's mouth so I will do that again, the ACFTL EDITION:
“Please, Little Fox, remember.”
hehe I think I cried at this part.
“How can I make you understand,” he growled, “you and I together don't end well. We just end.”
Preeetty sure I cried here too. Jacks sure knows how to make me cry.
“This isn’t just for now, it’s for always, Little Fox.”
We love a lovesick Jacks
Anyways, the other characters were pretty good too:
Apollo deserved every single last thing that happened to him 🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳
LaLa and Chaos happening WHEN??? That one scene had me giggling so bad. Oh my gosh I NEED A BOOK ABOUT THEM
Aurora can go eat rocks 🫸 ⛰🤸🏼♀
As usual, if I forgot any side characters, they don't matter or aren't important or relevant enough for me to try and remember them 🫶
“Once upon a time, a girl who believed in fairytales stole the heart of a prince who had sworn to never love.”
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The Relationship
We have finally reached this point.
As I said before, this book was super romance heavy, with so much denial, pining, angst, and longing. Despite all of this, I still wish there was more magic.
But anywho, Evangeline and Jacks's story is so good, I can't even. Like the forbidden/enemies to lovers was so well done. Every time Jacks kept denying her out of love for her made me die and then buried me underground and put a headstone above my grave.
The ending brought me back to life though, so I'm all good now.
I talked about a few plot holes I thought I saw here, but apparently I wasn't paying much attention, sooo when I'm less occupied I will talk much more about EvaJacks because they are perfection.
Anyways, I had to rant about that, but I love Evangeline and Jacks so much, and WHEN THEY FINALLY KISSED I LITERALLY SCREAMED BECAUSE I'D WAITED SINCE BOOK ONE FOR THAT MOMENT. Though I'm ngl that kiss was PATHETIC, I need more.
“He gritted his teeth. “Being yours does not make you mine.”
I distinctly remember opening my mouth in shock, closing the book dramatically, and then proceeded to roll around on my couch after hearing that.
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Overall, this book was as good as I expected it to be, I just wish it had exceeded my expectations though!
EvaJacks for life until the day I die.
4.3 stars
“He wanted her to look at him, just once, and know him the way she had before.”
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update: y'all i just read the bonus epilogue in the barnes and noble one and i'm gonna cry, i'm literally gonna buy the book just for that
what. i don't even....the ending tho (for reference, this is the normal epilogue, i have NO idea what the epilogues are for the other copies, like the barnes and noble exclusive and whatever the other ones are but if y'all know them feel free to tell me). it made me mad but also made me SO excited at the same time.
rtc!!
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edit 10/24: happy release day! i initially thought my book was coming in november, but now that it's shipped it might be coming tomorrow! <3
EDIT ON THE SAME DAY AS THE LAST EDIT: I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A SYNOPSIS I'M SO OBLIVIOUS. I'm going to die when this comes out. I'm already preparing myself for a death or sad ending, because I know there is going to be some sort of heartbreaking and I'm going to cry
EDIT: THE COVER IS HERE OH MY GOD. Honestly unsure how I feel about it....like the title placement looks odd, but I do like the idea and concept of the tree.
"Two villains do battle for the heart of one girl" and the winner BETTER BE JACKS
Edit: A CURSE FOR TRUE LOVE??? OMG PLEASE GIVE ME EVAJACKS PLEASE. I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG, WE ALL DESERVE THIS AFTER THE END OF TBONA
*sobs violently into a pillow* After the heartbreak that The Ballad of Never After did to me, I NEED EVAJACKS ENDGAME PLEASE ISTG IF I DON'T GET ONE I'M GOING TO RIOT
(Also, I won't mind if Apollo *ahem* doesn't make it out of this book alive. Just saying)