Barry Ernest Fantoni was a British author, cartoonist and jazz musician, most famous for his work with the magazine Private Eye, for whom he also created Neasden F.C. He had also published books on Chinese astrology as well as a mystery novel set in Miami featuring 87-year-old private investigator Harry Lipkin.
If you are irritated by the absurdly stupid things that sports commentators say, then this series is for you. Private Eye's Barry Fantoni has culled the choicest specimens, and cartoonist Larry has illustrated some of the ones most in need of visual explanation. Some random examples:
- And Wilkins sends an inch-perfect pass to no one in particular. (Cartoon shows earnest soccer player meticulously kicking ball down the walk-in tunnel, while team and spectators stare uncomprehendingly)
- Even when you're dead, you shouldn't lie down and let yourself be buried. (Four funeral guests and manfully resisting corpse)
- The fans, now, with their eyes pieced on the dartboard. (Too disgusting to describe)