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325 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published April 1, 2009
He grabbed my arm and spun me around into a choke hold.
"If you wanted foreplay, you just had to ask," he whispered in my ear.
By adjusting my weight, I managed to flip him over my shoulder easily. His body hit the ground like a sack of potatoes drenched in too much cologne. He lay still for a moment, shocked by the impact. I placed the heel of my boot against his neck.
"You need to learn some manners," I said. "And while you're at it, try a breath mint."
Review from ZombieHazard
Digging graves is hell on a manicure
*looks at David* "Ah yeah they told me to kill you"
"Wait what-"
"Yeah. Tough luck. Look we had some good times together but orders are orders" *pulls out gun and points at David’s head*
"Wait why are you-"
*pulls the trigger*
"Ah sh*t!" *looks at her watch* "I’m late for my manicure appointment"
“Let me out, you misbegotten daughter of Lilith!” “Shut it, cat.” I said. “It’s for your own good.”
#5 “Oh, come on. It was just a stupid drug dealer,” I said, forcing myself to keep up the banter. “If it makes you feel any better, he was selling to kids.” David crossed his arms and said nothing. “Though I have to say nothing beats Type O mixed with a little cannabis.”
#4 “I guess you don’t get to watch much TV in Irkalla.” He propped his head on one scaly bicep and turned to look at me. “Nah. We stayed busy torturing the souls of the damned and playing hide the hot poker. You know, the usual.”
#3 “You know I can’t let you in without the password, Sabina.”
“Come on, Dirk,”
“Sorry, babe. Gotta say the words.”
“Fine.” I sighed. “Count Chocula.” One of these days I was going to have to tell Ewan his sense of humor sucked.
“Atta girl,” Dirk said.
#2 Freaking males, I thought, they couldn’t be more obvious about their territorial dispute if they’d both peed on me.
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