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Unlikely Bountyhunters #2
Anal Probes Suck Ass
* Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better.
Two guys find a hot alien chick and save the world, right?
No, not so much.
John and his friend Gage split up. One raced off into space to save the girl while his friend promised to start a ‘Save the Alien’ effort.
What could possibly go wrong?
Well, anal probes for one.
Meehix believes she needs the help of an old friend who is one of the best computer hackers in the galaxy.
The only problem? He’s on ice. For 500 years. In a prison that no one has escaped from.
Piece of cake, right?
Grab the latest story of John, Meehix, Gage and a new friend as a couple of guys from Kdack decide they need to help SAVE THE ALIENS. If the Men in Black don’t get them first.
Go up, click the Buy Now or Read for Free button and grab ALIEN PROBES SUCK ASS, then sit back and chillax. This is a book that will not hurt your intellect.
Much.
Two guys find a hot alien chick and save the world, right?
No, not so much.
John and his friend Gage split up. One raced off into space to save the girl while his friend promised to start a ‘Save the Alien’ effort.
What could possibly go wrong?
Well, anal probes for one.
Meehix believes she needs the help of an old friend who is one of the best computer hackers in the galaxy.
The only problem? He’s on ice. For 500 years. In a prison that no one has escaped from.
Piece of cake, right?
Grab the latest story of John, Meehix, Gage and a new friend as a couple of guys from Kdack decide they need to help SAVE THE ALIENS. If the Men in Black don’t get them first.
Go up, click the Buy Now or Read for Free button and grab ALIEN PROBES SUCK ASS, then sit back and chillax. This is a book that will not hurt your intellect.
Much.
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Published June 23, 2021
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July 1, 2021
More heart stopping action and more jokes and developing relationships
Language is coarse, vulgar, and suggestive. The plot and action continue. Some characters are cardboard, mostly there for fun. John, Meehix, and Chuckie establish a base on station L-222. They guard and take various things from a large ship. They deliver the 'damsel in distress' to her uncle. They set up the base after robbing a fortress. Gage is still building local support. The gang has done well after the fortress and transport ship gig. Next book, more of the same.
Language is coarse, vulgar, and suggestive. The plot and action continue. Some characters are cardboard, mostly there for fun. John, Meehix, and Chuckie establish a base on station L-222. They guard and take various things from a large ship. They deliver the 'damsel in distress' to her uncle. They set up the base after robbing a fortress. Gage is still building local support. The gang has done well after the fortress and transport ship gig. Next book, more of the same.
June 26, 2021
Entertaining…
Many chuckles and ha-ha-has as the dream team increase their lead over the bad guys, however, the bad guys have finally bought a clue and a serious rumble is in the offing.
Meanwhile, on Earth, Gage may have raised his ass a little too far above the parapet - while offering his often scathing and rarely complimentary opinion on a couple of less than stellar government agents. It seems the original probe didn’t have quite the desired effect so a rematch is on…
Many chuckles and ha-ha-has as the dream team increase their lead over the bad guys, however, the bad guys have finally bought a clue and a serious rumble is in the offing.
Meanwhile, on Earth, Gage may have raised his ass a little too far above the parapet - while offering his often scathing and rarely complimentary opinion on a couple of less than stellar government agents. It seems the original probe didn’t have quite the desired effect so a rematch is on…
July 25, 2021
Hilarious
I have read a lot of Mike's books. I have about the Queen Bitch and her Bitches. I read about( and went and ate some delicious bbq because of) James Brownstone alien bounty hunter and destroyer of cartels. The list goes on seemingly added to daily. Some are kinda meh but very few. But these stories are funny. Laugh out loud funny. So no spoilers get the first book and read them both time well spent.
I have read a lot of Mike's books. I have about the Queen Bitch and her Bitches. I read about( and went and ate some delicious bbq because of) James Brownstone alien bounty hunter and destroyer of cartels. The list goes on seemingly added to daily. Some are kinda meh but very few. But these stories are funny. Laugh out loud funny. So no spoilers get the first book and read them both time well spent.
September 18, 2021
Damn, between this and the Kurtherian Gambit I fear I have become a Michael Anderle fan. It's one of those damned if it's good, damned if it's bad situations : given the author's output it's either a rabbit hole or the genre's offerings become 1000+ books short. Guess it's the rabbit hole for this reader...
As for this volume it's in the same vein as the first albeit with a more pronounced space op feel about it. An enjoyable read, awkward sex jokes notwithstanding.
As for this volume it's in the same vein as the first albeit with a more pronounced space op feel about it. An enjoyable read, awkward sex jokes notwithstanding.
July 3, 2021
Our mixed up alien bounty hunters are on the move
Alien even to each other, our fearless bounty hunters have started a new occupation. Now they have become mercenaries guarding an earth shipment, ridiculously over insured. Chuckle N, master hacker has taken over the job selection, and as usual there is some question as to whose side he’s really on. A fun read.
Alien even to each other, our fearless bounty hunters have started a new occupation. Now they have become mercenaries guarding an earth shipment, ridiculously over insured. Chuckle N, master hacker has taken over the job selection, and as usual there is some question as to whose side he’s really on. A fun read.
May 21, 2024
Great series so far
This is a really fun series so far. Lots of action, interesting and detailed characters, and fun locations for the scenes. I like how the characters and world are all related and go back and forth with their interactions. I enjoyed this book and recommend it and the series so far.
This is a really fun series so far. Lots of action, interesting and detailed characters, and fun locations for the scenes. I like how the characters and world are all related and go back and forth with their interactions. I enjoyed this book and recommend it and the series so far.
June 25, 2021
It cannot be this bad all the way through…..
I gave up after 20 pages of surreal weirdness.
Writing a review as the worst book of over 100 so far this year
I gave up after 20 pages of surreal weirdness.
Writing a review as the worst book of over 100 so far this year
June 29, 2021
Another brilliant and gripping adventure
Like the previous book this one grabs you by the short and curlies dragging you along from one fun adventure to the next.
Like the previous book this one grabs you by the short and curlies dragging you along from one fun adventure to the next.
June 30, 2021
Great
Very entertaining. Going to be interesting when no and his actually hook up. Gotta be something weird happen wanna bet?
Very entertaining. Going to be interesting when no and his actually hook up. Gotta be something weird happen wanna bet?
September 25, 2021
Book 2 in the series
More teen boy humor and language as John and the others are off on another adventure to raise some money and right some wrongs. A fun story.
More teen boy humor and language as John and the others are off on another adventure to raise some money and right some wrongs. A fun story.
November 16, 2021
Fun Expletive Book
Lots of fun to read! Good mental exercise translating my loud snorting guffaws into acceptable family language! I recommend it highly
Lots of fun to read! Good mental exercise translating my loud snorting guffaws into acceptable family language! I recommend it highly
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