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Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

3.95  ·  Rating details ·  97 ratings  ·  22 reviews
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change t ...more
Paperback, 61 pages
Published (first published November 17th 2008)
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Sep 08, 2010 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: eats, favorites
get over here, bourdain...

in this economy, cutting back is sometimes necessary. groceries are expensive, and sometimes you gotta find ways to be more self-sufficient: windowsill herb gardens, cutting coupons, eating out less. i hear you.

so what about this??

think of it like a victory garden... in your pants!!

i guarantee this will get men to cook and have fun doing it!! brings families together!! don't contribute to overpopulation - do some cooking instead!!!

and vegans, i gotta know - where do yo
mark monday
Nov 30, 2010 marked it as unread-forever
okay so maybe i will never purchase or sincerely review this tome. but the reading of this recipe book's excerpts and its various reviews on amazon created several days of continuous hilarity for me and my staff. and for that i must pay homage to it.

thanks for the guilt-free laughs, Natural Harvest!

also for inspiring the salty, protein-rich office potluck that took place that friday. delish, and good for you too!


a sad update: mysteriously, the book and all of its sublime reviews have
Sep 12, 2010 marked it as to-read
Recommended to Oriana by: karen
wow, this is my new absolute most favorite horrifying book. it even replaces this one, and I haven't even read it yet!! ...more
Books Ring Mah Bell
Sep 23, 2011 added it  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Books Ring Mah Bell by: Shat, of course.

Looks to me like an author out there is looking for a good use for all the spunk he's, uh, unloading.


This whole being green/sustainable thing has gone too far, people.
Don Kieballs
Sep 03, 2014 rated it did not like it
Contrary to the books title there is no recipe for jerked meat.
Dec 27, 2015 rated it really liked it
I was very drunk when I bought this book. Dear God, the pictures...

Brings a whole new meaning to "gag gift."
Jul 11, 2016 marked it as to-read
Jun 16, 2010 rated it it was amazing
Wow, I'm not sure where to begin. First off all, this is not for the kids, pretty adult themed content here, I mean almost ALL of these recipes call for some, well, you know...I've tried all of them (used my own supply! *_* not so bad. Don't limit yourself (or others) to what you can serve them w/ out really telling them what you're serving them, unless they like it! FREE MARTHA!!!!!! ...more
Sep 14, 2015 marked it as reviews-say-no
No. I'm speechless right now. ...more
Ashley the Magnificent™
I can't help but appreciate the originality. I can't help but be disturbed by the idea.

I admit, I have bought this as a gag gift for more than a few people. It never fails to please! And while I have yet to won't try any of the recipes, most seem to be pretty standard - with a lil semen mixed in during the last step. The author claims this is "so that the delicate flavors do not risk getting overwhelmed by the other ingredients or destroyed by the cooking process." So if you or your friends do
Mar 14, 2017 rated it it was amazing
They all tasted very good.
Oh my god this is wrong! But I can't stop laughing ...more
Ruby  Tombstone Lives!
Apr 02, 2012 marked it as to-read
I love that this book exists.
Just be careful not to over-salt. (Sorry, couldn't resist)
Natural Harvest

I came across this book on a podcast and thought it must be a joke. I decided to download on to my Kindle for a read. The book is a serious book about cooking with male bodily fluid. I personally do not fancy adding the ingredient to the enclosed recipes. But it is a good recipe boom for people that what to experiment with cooking, and have the stamina to produce the special ingredient.

Jenny Peeples
Sep 30, 2018 rated it liked it
Okay. Okay. I know what you're thinking and as much as I'd love to lead everyone on....NO, I did not try any recipes. It was a free Kindle download and my curiosity got the best of me. None of this sounded appealing to me and while I don't want to judge preferences, this was more than a little odd. It made for some seriously great laughs, though. ...more
Nov 27, 2013 marked it as winter-in-pandemonium  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: wtf-is-this
I don't even know what to say to this...

Please be sure to tell me, if I were to dine at your house, that you used this particular ingredient to cook the food I'm about to eat.
Samantha Bankston
Jun 22, 2016 rated it liked it
While I ADORE the idea of a semen-based cookbook, I dropped it to 3 stars because there are only a handful of recipes and even fewer that I would potentially try.
Nov 24, 2008 marked it as to-read
we're having a pot-luck ...more
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