I remember absolutely despising this book. As a child in the kindergarten or first grade, I brought this book home and I read it, and I could not be more disappointed. I still have a burning hatred for this book, and I would burn all copies of this in the fires of heck if I could. This remains the only book I remember from my youth, and I hate it so much when I think about it I want to commit die. The worst part about this is, I don't even know if this is the right book to be hating on. I'm pretty sure it is. No I'm positive. Anyway, no one should read this. It is the definition of brain cancer. If you let your child read it, it will lose more brain cells than it gained in its entire life thus far. So please, this is a call to parents everywhere, don't let your child read this. You will regret it.