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72 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1989
STEPHEN. Don’t hang up.
MENDY. The next time you’re offered a pair of free tickets to the Met, they won’t be from me. That’s not the point. I offered them. Whether or not you wanted them is immaterial.
STEPHEN. Don’t hang up.
MENDY. You’re a selfish, self-centered, stereotypical, aging, immature queen. No wonder you don’t have any friends. Yes, all that just because you won’t bring a goddamn record album over here or let me come over there and get it! Besides, the Maria Callas Lisbon Traviata is not just another goddamn record album of Stephen’s. Right now, at this particular moment in my not-so-terrific life, it’s probably the most goddamn important thing in the world to me, but I wouldn’t expect an insensitive faggot who’s idea of a good time is sitting around listening to Angela Lansbury shrieking on about “The Worst Pies In London,” like yourself, to understand what I’m talking about. I’m not surprised you don’t like opera. People like you don’t like life.