hatch·et man
/ˈhaCHət ˈˌman/
noun INFORMAL
1. a person employed to carry out controversial or disagreeable tasks
Sigh. I really tried to avoid reading this because I knew, deep in my law school loving soul, that reliving the last two years of DOJ scandals under that charlatan would serve no greater purpose than to royally piss me off. A feat of self preservation, if you will. But, ultimately, my need to know things overcame my reluctance, and I braced myself for the mental distress of remembering all things Trump-related.
The author did a fantastic job of approaching the topic in an organized manner and then presenting facts as they are publicly known and generally accepted, and then opining as to his conclusions separately. An excellent stylistic choice, and I applaud EH for his sparse use of legalese and for making his writing easily accessible to non-legally trained but curious minds as well. He didn’t dumb down anything, and he sprinkled in his personal anecdotes without being condescending. Nicely done!
Let’s discuss!
The Memo - Barr submitted an audition for the AG job, meant only for a party of one, not so cleverly disguised as a “concerned citizen’s” review of executive privilege. Barr (and his selected minions) had no prosecutorial experience, but all were formed in the legal hell that is the Federalist Society, and relentlessly promoted up to enact their shitty agenda.
The Confirmation Hearing - Barr obfuscated and flat out lied at several key questions, and pretended not to know the meaning of commonly used words (discussed? suggested?). A crazy performance, it’s absurd that he actually got any Democratic votes. A lot of pundits thought he’d be better than Sessions (a renowned racist) and the toilet con man (I forget his name) because of his alleged stellar past service; but in reality, Barr was just a wolf in sheep’s clothing, looking to promote his religious view (also shared by Pence, Pompeo, Thomas) of a fanatical version of a Christian nation, and damn democracy if it gets in the way.
The Mueller Report - Barr pretended to read it in under two days, then put out a patently false summary, lied UNDER OATH about Mueller’s objections, refused to release the prepared executive summaries, forestalled releasing the redacted versions in a timely manner, and distorted all the ACTUAL findings to cover up Trump’s crimes (ELEVEN instances of noted obstruction). Shockingly unethical, but exactly in line with his previously stated proposed unconstitutional premise of “absolute executive immunity.”
The Ukraine Scandal - Barr was central to the cover up and also retaliated against a whistleblower after he refused to investigate the criminality of the underlying actions. He based all his decisions on whether or not things would adversely affect Trump (emphatically NOT the AG job)! “Read the transcript,” indeed: Go ahead - it shows the crimes - bribery, extortion, solicitation of foreign election interference. Then: witness intimidation and recrimination. The DOJ policy about not indicting a sitting president does NOT mean they cannot be investigated. Epic failure all around.
The Michael Flynn Debacle - Barr interfered post guilty plea to protect Trump. Flynn stopped cooperating mid-stream after nineteen meetings. Why? What was promised and subsequently received? A pardon for treason, obviously (Trump attorney Dowd is implicated here, too). Qui bene, indeed. The whole Comey “loyalty” conversation is tied into this mess, too. Barr (and his cohort Shea) tried to dismiss Flynn’s two previous guilty pleas in a crazy move and was laughed at by thousands of prosecutors (“a corrupt and politically motivated” travesty of justice). Then add in crazy lawyer Sidney Powell - who admitted to briefing Trump on the criminal defense, thus completing the illegal circle jerk.
The Roger Stone Commutation - Barr undercut DOJ by seeking a lower sentence in contravention of internal policies and facts. His congressional testimony response: “Why should I?” implied he a) didn’t know enough about how prosecution works or b) believes he’s above the law. So he’s either legally ignorant or arrogant. His contention that he did not get involved in the case because of Stone’s relationship with Trump defies all human credulity.
The SDNY Takeover - Barr did his best to corrupt the most vaulted and historical department of the DOJ (assume my bias as a native New Yorker) by firing Berman without cause and attempting to install an unqualified rookie to be in charge of the department. We still don’t know the full extent of what got covered up here and why but we can guess it had to do with Trump’s shady NY business and personal dealings (“Individual One,” multiple Giuliani investigations, the Parnas/Ukraine scandal, connections to Turkey corruption, the Bannon financial fraud, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell child sex exploitation, Deutsche Bank and money laundering, etc.).
The Sexual Assaults - Barr used the DOJ to defend against Trump’s many sexual assault lawsuits, despite the fact that none could possibly have been within the realm of the office of the presidency. The interference in the E. Jean Carroll case was initially rejected, and then appealed, so it ran out the clock on discovery (a Trump deposition and DNA) before the 2020 election, which is all he really wanted.
The Bible Photo Op - Barr embarrassed himself by pretending to have military authority to deploy troops to clear the square, crowd control, use of tear gas, etc. in order to create a photo op and performative political narrative for Trump. The cover up and lies afterwards just compounded the damage done by the use of our military on peaceful protesters for a campaign stop. The failure of Barr to condemn the right wing conspiracy to kidnap and execute Michigan Governor Whitmer showed his true colors: violence by the right was to be applauded and tacitly encouraged. The law and order party, indeed.
The Durham “Investigation” - “investigate the investigators” was just a political diversion and a pedantic ploy to cover up his and Trump’s collusion evidenced by the Russian investigation. There were Russian efforts to help the Trump campaign and interfere in our elections and Barr’s efforts (and globetrotting/grandstanding) to discredit that conclusion was obviously for political purposes only.
The 2020 Election - Barr promoted the false myth that mail in ballots were equivalent to voter fraud in order to help Trump’s chances without any evidence. He even first tried to allow DOJ to investigate election claims to help Trump’s post-election fraud claims; an unethical and partisan attempt to further weaponize DOJ. At the very last moment, he announced there was IN FACT no election fraud (why the turnabout? No one knows.) and then simply resigned with a kiss-ass letter based on nothing but lies. Bizarre. Possibly an attempt to rewrite his legacy? Maybe.
The Secular Question - Barr (and the Federalist Society) wants a Christian-centric government with extreme religiosity as its guiding light (homophobic, anti-choice, anti-women, pro-death penalty). He made sure that inmates were killed as close to the inauguration as possible, adding an additional level of cruelty heretobefore unseen.
Conclusion: He’s bat shit crazy? Yup. He’s pure evil? Yes.
May karma find him quickly.
It’s gonna be a long road back to normal.
Four stars.