There's only one word for this book: Genius!!
The author takes all the quirky, irritating, and, yes, even adorable things cats do and twists them into an Evil Feline Plot to Take Over the World (because isn't World Domination what ALL villain-types desire?)
Sitting on your newspaper or laptop? Malicious!
Blocking the TV so you miss what happens next? Diabolical!
Being all adorable and fluffy? Absolutely the most evil trick in a cat's arsenal!
All these and more are merely tricks to subdue humans and make them eat out of those cute little fluffy paws! And if you've ever stopped to pet a cat, chances are you're already hooked! Heck, if this book piqued your curiosity, you're hooked. But don't feel bad. Everyone from Powerful World Leaders to Celebrities to your next door neighbor are already under the feline spell. So you're in good company. This has been the case for thousands of years, so you may as well accept it.
And if we humans have to be under the thumb (uh, paw) of a superior race, that paw might as well be covered in cute widdle beans. And those superior beings may as well be adorable and fluffy and purry. Amiright?
A solid 3.75 stars.