Princesses Don't Fart

by Peter Bently, Eric Heyman (Illustrations)

The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Pum Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't fart... 
A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad. 

Genres: Picture Books

32 pages, Hardcover

Published September 22, 2020

About the author

Peter Bently is married with two children, and lives in south England. He studied languages at Oxford University and has written over 40 titles, one of which led to him being awarded the Roald Dahl Funny Prize 2011.

Reviews

[David Cordell]

One of the worst books I've had the misfortune of picking up. Terribly written and incredibly emotionally jarring. Avoid.

[May]

Fart, princess not perfection, natural, flatulence.