Moral of the Story: Cheaters (real or fake) never prosper.
Body Count: 2
The Usual Suspect(s): Leslie, Tania's archrival
Tagline: And the new queen is... dead!
Plot: Our motley crew consists this time of Tania, the Homecoming Queen, Eva, her best friend who is in love with Jeremy, Keith, a filmmaker who's in love with Tania, Jeremy, Tania's overprotective stepbrother, Sandy, Tania's boyfriend, Leslie, Homecoming Court and Eva's rival, and Cherise, Sandy's girl on the side. Whew! RL Stine gives me a workout recapping these books with all these characters.
We open with the announcement of Homecoming Queen. Good, get us right to the action! Blonde-haired, green-eyed Tania is the favorite to win. Her court consists of four other girls, one of them Leslie and DEIRDRE BRADLEY! I know, I know... consistency!! I was so stoked. Tania, the fairytale princess, wins. I was so bummed because I totally wanted Deirdre to win after watching her battle the immortal Robin Fear in the Fear Park trilogy. Stine spelled her name wrong in this one, though. He spelled it Dierdre. Oh well. At least she's still around! Awesome.
Anyway, we learn right away that Jeremy has a past he doesn't want to talk about it. I was instantly suspicious of him. Nobody had yet died, and I was already blaming him. Eva has psychic tendencies, and gets a weird bunch of feelings before the Homecoming Queen is announced. One time she got a bad feeling in the mall right before some shoplifters were convicted, so clearly she knows her shit. You can imagine that this might come in handy later on in the story.
Well, Eva is proved right pretty quickly about something being wrong: she spots Cherise and Sandy making out in the bleachers! She knows that Tania needs to hear this news from her and not the grapevine, but every time she gets a chance to tell her in the book, she wusses out or gets interrupted. Leslie finds out too and wants to spoil Tania's good time, but Eva makes her promise not to. I'm not sure how, but okay.
Keith must be the psychic one, though, because his current movie is called Who Killed the Homecoming Queen? (original!), and it's about Sandy cheating on Tania and him getting so furious when she breaks it off that he strangles her to death. Or does he for REAL? Tania falls over a lot due to her low-blood sugar levels, but one time she actually doesn't get up. Everyone immediately calls the police (I like these kids!), but when they come back to show the police Tania's body, she is gone. When the police leave Sandy confesses that it was all supposed to be a joke. He was in on the strangling too hard part, but Tania was supposed to jump up afterwards and scare everyone. She wasn't supposed to disappear. Leslie was also at the scene of the crime, but she claimed she only ran from the cops because she was afraid of them. Way to NOT be a suspect, Leslie.
Eva realizes that Keith's camcorder (ha!) was on the whole time, and that she and Keith can watch it to see what really happened to Tania. Only when they get to his house they find that the tape is jammed. This whole lack of technology thing is quite a bummer in these books. Jeremy pops by and tells them he left out crucial information to the police - that he overheard Cherise and Sandy plotting to kill Tania. Eva decides to go over and talk to Cherise. I love when characters on Fear Street believe that a rational approach is a good idea. Cherise tells Eva that she was merely rehearsing her lines for Keith's film with Sandy, and that she would never kill Tania. Riiiighhhtttt. Except that you are whoring around with her boyfriend. Anyway, at that moment Eva and Cherise receive a call from Ghostface telling them YOU are next, but they don't know which one of them the killer means.
In school the next day Eva bumps into Leslie... who is covered in blood. Whaaa?? Well, folks, turns out she just broke her locker mirror and the shards got all over her. That's a lot of bad luck! Right afterwards Eva finds Sandy's corpse in her locker with a knife in his back. He WAS a backstabber. Makes sense. Cheaters never prosper!
Everyone gathers at Eva's house in the wake of Sandy's murder. Another call from Ghostface comes in. He tells Eva that she is next. And, lo and behold, while filming with Keith the next day Eva backs up into the railing of the bleachers and almost falls off! The railing has been sliced clean in two. As they wrap up filming who should appear before Eva and Keith but the quite undead Homecoming Queen Tania! Turns out she knew about Sandy's cheating ways all along. He WAS in on the first part of the joke, which was to pretend to strangle her to death. He didn't know, however, that she planned to disappear to Waynesbridge for a couple of days. She wanted to pay Sandy back for cheating on her, and she wanted to pay everyone else back for refusing to tell her what was really going on. And it was her making all the Ghostface calls. She also cut the railing. Way to go, Tania! What if you'd actually killed your best friend? Truthfully, that would have been a really cool twist.
Eva's psychic eye starts acting up again, and they all race to the Batmobile to go and save Cherise. Eva just knows she's in trouble! At Cherise's house they find her screaming that Jeremy was about to kill her. I just knew it!! But wait... Cherise keeps insisting Jeremy is the killer, but he backs her into a corner and tells everyone that SHE is the killer. Yep. Turns out Cherise was also the victim of a cruel joke. Sandy WAS seeing her on the side... as part of a video for Keith. Cherise never really meant anything to him at all, so she killed him for revenge. Then she just decided she wanted to kill everyone else too, because why not? So the police are called (really, super smart kids!), and Cherise confesses that she did it since Keith says that they have the whole altercation on tape. When they all leave the house to go watch the tape (the police forgot to take it) Keith tells them that it's jammed once again. Oops. Thank god VCRs are a thing of the past. Talk about scary!!
Gaping Plot Holes: None that I could tell. I suppose I wasn't looking hard enough.
The Actual Suspect(s): Cherise