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336 pages, Hardcover
First published May 31, 2022
“The two very things I’d always wanted were connected and somehow, for the first time in my life, the food didn’t seem as important as the guy.
Was this what real love tasted like?”
“Tomorrow, she would be able to keep up the pretense of being a somewhat witch, and try again.”
“Though the idea of not thinking about Kim almost feels ridiculous. She’s an ever-present thought, as much as part of me as Gritty is to Philadelphia, the feelings strange and wonderful. Again, like Gritty.”
“It’s a special thing for a girl to take up space. A more special thing for a queer Black girl to do so.”
“But I love you. And that never can change. It also is eterno, you understand?”
“I think you’re really smart. And funny. And snarky, but like, in a funny and smart kind of way.”
Overall, All Signs Point to Yes was a very enjoyable anthology - to the point that, if I didn't have so many unread books sitting next to my bed and most probably obtaining a fine layer of dust, I would re-read it. It can be difficult to rate anthologies because some stories will always outshine others: do you rate based on the structure of the stories, the best addition, or the average? My process is - somewhat - a combination of the three.
All Signs Point to Yes is an anthology of thirteen short stories, each concerning a different horoscope/zodiac sign, in chronological order from Aries to Pisces. Some revolve around astrology, and some simply have a protagonist with that sign, but all of the writing regards a romance with that sign at one of the central points.
From my perspective, the best parts of this collection are how, primarily, the settings are dynamic and alternate frequently between stories and genres, and, secondarily, each short narrative is relatable based on your zodiac/Sun/Venus sign. Because the accounts are widely resolved, each immersion into a new genre feels, yes, unexpected, but in a thrilling, refreshing way, like when you jump into the pool for the first time and exhilarating chill envelopes your body. There was a whirlwind variety of elements, all of them tantalizing, from contemporary to realism to witchy magic to sorcery to spiritual fantasy to prophecies and so, so much more. I'm both Pisces in Sun and Venus ( a hard - do you mean perpetually fantasizing??? - hitter), and Emery Lee's tale, The Cure For Heartbreak, especially resonated within me.
Even better, there was so much representation - both of sexual orientation, gender identity, race, ethnicity, and just personalities and values themselves - incorporated within these pages, necessary and wonderful to read about. Each narrative not only presented a new character with new values and a new, enthralling setting but also a new cultural background. There are characters whose sexualities vary from straight to sapphic to gay to bi/pansexual, whose genders vary from male to female to trans to non-binary, whose races and ethnicities vary from Black to Korean to Objibwe to Latinx, and this diversity is so refreshingly acknowledged and valued in this book - one of its greatest aspects.
Now, I'll give 13 paragraph-long summaries and explanations (following a rating) per each short story, in chronological order (the same as the anthology), as presented below:
1. Aries: ruler and killer by g. haron davis
Genre: sorcery/witchcraft/magical/fairy fantasy (not contemporary)
RATING: 2 stars (★★)
2. Taurus: The Taste of a Kiss by Roselle Lim
Genre: contemporary, realistic-fiction
Rating: 3 stars (★★★)
3. Gemini: Doublespeak by Tehlor Kay Mejia
Genre: contemporary, realistic-fiction
Rating: 4.5 stars (★★★★.5)
4. Cancer: L(Train)iminal by Karuna Riazi
Genre:: contemporary, fantasy, magic/witchcraft
Rating:: 4 stars (★★★★)
5. Leo: Alternative Combustion by Kiana Nguyen
Genre: contemporary, realistic-fiction
Rating: 1 star (★)
6. Virgo: Sometimes in September by Byron Graves
Genre: contemporary, realistic-fiction
Rating: 2 stars (★★)
7. Libra: Fake Scorpio by Mark Oshiro
Genre: contemporary, realistic-fiction, humor (exaggerated events)
Rating: 3.5 stars (★★★.5)
8. Scorpio: The South Street Challenge by Eric Smith
Genre: contemporary, realistic-fiction
Rating: 2.5 stars (★★.5)
9. Ophiuchus: Formation by Cam Montgomery
Genre: contemporary, fantasy, magic/witches/astrological spells
Rating: 3 stars (★★★)
10. Saggitarius: Anchor Point by Lily Anderson
Genre: contemporary, realistic-fiction
Rating: 3 stars (★★★)
11. Capricorn: Mucho, Mucho Amor by Alexandra Villasante
Genre: contemporary, realistic-fiction
Rating: 5 stars (★★★★★)
12. Aquarius: I Come From the Water by Adrianne White
Genre: contemporary fantasy/magical realism
Rating: 1 star (★)
Pisces: The Cure for Heartbreak by Emery Lee
Genre: magical realism, contemporary
Rating: 5 stars (★★★★★)
From most reviews, this is the best addition to the entirety of this collection, and I couldn't agree any more if I tried. As a Pisces (mind and heart), this was relatable on so many levels, especially the contrast between Luis' introverted enjoyment of solitude and social need to be affirmed and loved, a personal challenge that I, too, have struggled with throughout these years, facing similar self-doubt, escapism, and even condemnation as Luis. He was my favorite character throughout the anthology: snarky to hide his loneliness, empathetic, yearning to help, doubtful, and afraid of being "strange" in the public eye. He and Al were meant for each other, with Al's sincerity, self-awareness, humor, and empathy reflecting and contrasting Luis' personality, and there was just enough drama in comparison to the surplus of sincere and well-written emotion. The plot was interesting and the romance exceptional - the ending was the best yet -, and this will always have a place within my list of "top favorite short stories". Astounding, and I LOVED it.
Short Stories Ranked from Least Favorite to Favorite:
13. (least favorite) Aquarius: I Come from the Water (★)
12. Leo: Alternative Combustion (★)
11. Virgo: Sometimes in September (★★)
10. Aries: ruler and killer (★★)
9. Scorpio: The South Street Challenge (★★.5)
8. Ophiuchus: Formation (★★★)
7. Taurus: The Taste of a Kiss (★★★)
6. Saggitarius: Anchor Point (★★★)
5. Libra: Fake Scorpio (★★★.5)
4. Cancer: L(Train)iminal (★★★★)
3. Gemini: Doublespeak (★★★★.5)
2. Capricorn: Mucho, Mucho Amor (★★★★★)
1. Pisces: The Cure for Heartbreak (★★★★★)
With that settled, the average (mean) rating for this anthology is... a whopping 3.03846153846! Which, of course, rounds to an easy 3 for this collection.