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Every Bear's Life Guide
11.3 Million bears in Britain alone could benefit from the advice given in this life guide.
Timid? Shy? Lack Confidence? Are you a bear or a mouse?
You too can be an achiever. Read this book and whatever kind of bear you are now - Ted, Panda or Koala; gay, disabled or housebear - you will see a New You emerge. Fit, active and cholesterol-free, you will be ready to grab it all - health, wealth, love, happiness and FULFIMENT!
WARNING
This Life Guide will completely change your personality - if you foloow it correctly you will probably become very assertive. It is important therefore that no bear embarks on this life plan without first consulting his psychiatrist.
Timid? Shy? Lack Confidence? Are you a bear or a mouse?
You too can be an achiever. Read this book and whatever kind of bear you are now - Ted, Panda or Koala; gay, disabled or housebear - you will see a New You emerge. Fit, active and cholesterol-free, you will be ready to grab it all - health, wealth, love, happiness and FULFIMENT!
WARNING
This Life Guide will completely change your personality - if you foloow it correctly you will probably become very assertive. It is important therefore that no bear embarks on this life plan without first consulting his psychiatrist.
- GenresHumor
79 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1983
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December 29, 2013
Just who is this book written for? Who is the target audience? At first glance you would think it's a kids book. I was given this book when I was a child. It's a book about bears. It's a book pretending bears are real and they need a life guide. It's a funny little bear book for kids....until you get a couple of pages in and oh hello HITLER! WTF? Whats worse is the quote "behind every GREAT person or organization there is an even greater bear" I don't think Hitler should ever be referred to as great.
So I'm thinking it's not for kids after all. I think it's supposed to be a funny, slightly dark book for adults. Except it's not funny, apart from one bit where it mentions Pooh as being a bad role model. This book is shockingly awful. So awful I had to get a second Opinion from an actual teddy bear...
Duffy(a real bear): Whoever wrote this book has no idea of how a bear likes to live. I refuse to belive that bears developed from dogs on wheels. As a bear who owns several stylish outfits I can recommened that you ignore the fashion page and all the exercise advice. Bears do NOt exercise. We are built for comfort. Not a life guide I would follow.
There you have it, even real bears don't like it. I never bothered to read this as a kid, I understand why now.
So I'm thinking it's not for kids after all. I think it's supposed to be a funny, slightly dark book for adults. Except it's not funny, apart from one bit where it mentions Pooh as being a bad role model. This book is shockingly awful. So awful I had to get a second Opinion from an actual teddy bear...
Duffy(a real bear): Whoever wrote this book has no idea of how a bear likes to live. I refuse to belive that bears developed from dogs on wheels. As a bear who owns several stylish outfits I can recommened that you ignore the fashion page and all the exercise advice. Bears do NOt exercise. We are built for comfort. Not a life guide I would follow.
There you have it, even real bears don't like it. I never bothered to read this as a kid, I understand why now.
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